Google Justice League

>Google Justice League
>see this

Uhh, guys?

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RottenTomatoes (which happens to be partly owned by Warner Bros) is literally withholding the score from its main site with no explanations given to try to help it during the opening weekend
That should give you an idea of how bad it is

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up yours jew boy

When I google it I get the following headlines in Dutch:

Wonder Woman gives flair and humor to Justice League
Justice League does injustice to Batman and co
Justice League review summary: Bad, man... but still entertaining

How it can be a mess? Its basically Marvel film with DC logo.
JL = Marvel movie
Marvel movies =/= mess
JL =/= mess

Simple as fuck.
This whole situation proves once again that critics is disneycocksucking retards.

this is why your parents put bolts on the outside of your door and don't have company over anymore

>"user do you need me to come change your drool bib?"

Holy shit, it was 8.5 just yesterday and it usually takes longer to counter all the 10/10 brigade

>hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/justice-league-reviews-what-critics-are-saying-1058621

>'Justice League': What the Critics Are Saying

>Forget Steppenwolf; the greatest threat to Warner Bros' Justice League might end up being movie critics. With the first team-up of DC's self-proclaimed World's Greatest Superheroes just days away from release, the reviews are in, and to say they're mixed would be an understatement. The film currently sits at 43 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

>Certainly The Hollywood Reporter's own Todd McCarthy was not a fan, writing that "the virtually humor-free script by Chris Terrio and Joss Whedon (who was brought on to complete directing duties after Zack Snyder had to leave for family reasons) less resembles deft narrative scene-setting than it does the work of a bored casino dealer rotely distributing cards around a table." The movie, he complains, is so un-involving that "you get the feeling it was a chore to make, so it's a chore to sit through, too."

>Similarly, Richard Lawson from Vanity Fair notes, "If this was the best DC could do in synthesizing all their lead characters together into one ensemble spectacular, after a half-decade of planning, that's pretty damning. Justice League is such a misguided mess — often feeling entirely unguided — that you want to intervene, softly saying, 'Stop, stop, you don’t have to do this, stop.'" He continues, "There is no real vision; no idea what the tone of these movies should be; no compelling or even coherent narrative through-line; no feel, or regard, for characterization. I know there's another comic-book company doing this across town, and it seems to be working out well for them, but if you have no clear sense of how to build one of these franchises in a functional, let alone interesting, way, maybe stop until you do!"

>Wonder Woman gives flair and humor to Justice League

they're still sucking this bitch's dick
she's horrible in JL

>after a half-decade of planning

but that's just it: there was no planning
they pitched a thing to catch up with Marvel, and then just reacted to the reception at each installment.

DC BTFO TO XDDD WE DID IT REDDIT HOW WELL THEY RECOVER LOLZORD

>try to copy MCU's formula, which they perfected over the course of almost 10 years (for better or for worse)
>fail miserably at it and end up with an inconsistent mess with no direction
>it's the critics who are unfair!

>vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/11/justice-league-review

>Justice League Is a Big, Ugly Mess

>But once in awhile, there comes along something so egregiously bad that trying to find something good to say about it is its own kind of cruelty; such an obvious act of reaching only highlights the production’s garish dimensions, its abject failures. And, worse still, it can encourage more. In these instances, pure and unadorned honesty is really the only way to go, difficult as it may be to deliver. And so, dear Justice League, I must say that no, the lighting is not good. The script is not interesting. The costumes are not fun. The film is, plainly stated, terrible, and I’m sorry that everyone wasted their time and money making it—and that people are being asked to waste their time and money seeing it. I hate to be so blunt, but it simply must be said this time.

>If this was the best DC could do in synthesizing all their lead characters together into one ensemble spectacular, after a half-decade of planning, that’s pretty damning. Justice League is such a misguided mess—often feeling entirely unguided—that you want to intervene, softly saying, “Stop, stop, you don’t have to do this, stop.” But you can’t talk to the movie screen, so I’ll say it here. There is no real vision; no idea what the tone of these movies should be; no compelling or even coherent narrative through-line; no feel, or regard, for characterization. I know there’s another comic-book company doing this across town, and it seems to be working out well for them, but if you have no clear sense of how to build one of these franchises in a functional, let alone interesting, way, maybe stop until you do!

>The movie jerks around haltingly, shuffling through visual motifs and grating, unexciting set pieces at alarming speed, with no rhythm or build. It’s rather staggering, how pretty much nothing in the film works

BUT LIFE IS JUST A STRUGGLE

>chicagotribune.com/entertainment/movies/sc-mov-justice-league-rev-1114-20171114-story.html

>'Justice League' review: Superheroes? More like super zeroes

>It's been a long, hard road to "Justice League." Director Zack Snyder, who helmed the latest iterations of Batman and Superman in "Man of Steel" and "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice," stepped away for personal reasons during post-production. "The Avengers" director Joss Whedon came in to finish the film, including reshoots, which were famously foiled by Superman Henry Cavill's "Mission: Impossible" mandated mustache. But after all of that, finally, DC's superheroes are assembled on screen at last. It's just a shame that the resulting film is a chaotic, baffling mess.

>Snyder brought a level of darkness and nihilism to this franchise, so it's very, very strange that "Justice League" is as quippy as it is. No doubt this is due to the presence of Whedon, who takes a screenwriting credit, but it just does not fit with Snyder's dour takes on the characters. Not to mention the dialogue is painful. Miller's neurotic routine is initially quite charming, until his one-liners become incredibly cheesy and tired. Aquaman peppers his speech with many dude-brah phrases, while Cyborg, regrettably, utters "boo-yah" at one point.

>But it's not the quips that truly offend, but the blur of horrible CGI that starts from minute one and never lets up — including Cavill's bewildering upper lip. The action is insane and impossible to follow, geographically. After a while you just give up trying to understand anything as the Justice League batters away at the alien warriors.

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DC still hasn't made a single good movie since Nolan's departure and you know it. Before retarded brand fans call me marvel shill I say this as a person who thinks all capeshit except for Nolan's work and maybe first Ironman is completely dogshit. WW only received the praise because leftist liberal shills who occupy journalism automatically gave a 10/10 to the first movie with female superhero as a protagonist. I'm not sure why this happens. Probably because outside of Batman and Gotham universe every other hero whether it's Marvel or DC is incredibly cringy and corny so trying to make people wearing spandex dead serious all the time is too much.

>but the blur of horrible CGI that starts from minute one and never lets up — including Cavill's bewildering upper lip

Wait, what? They ACTUALLY had to remove his moustache in post? I thought that was a meme. Why the hell did they film his scenes with him having a moustache?

>sfgate.com/movies/article/Justice-League-is-no-Avengers-12359946.php

>With “Justice League,” DC Comics is trying to replicate the success of Marvel’s Avengers franchise, but there’s one big problem. These are not flashy personalities with special talents that happen to complement each other. These people are not, as Hillary Clinton might put it, “stronger together.” They might as well be working solo.

>The worst action movies, and this is one of them, are all about stretching out the action. There’s no telling the story. There is only delaying the story. So there’s a threat. A group is put together, and there’s a fight. That’s all director Zack Snyder has to work with. The screenwriters (Snyder among them) are at a loss to come up with something else, some richer or deeper element, some interesting tangent, and so they just make everything about this very simple, dull story take forever.

>Of course, if it were a pleasure getting there, it wouldn’t matter. The ride would matter, not the destination. But with the exception of Wonder Woman, these characters are duds, even Batman, who, in this iteration, is a self-important jerk whose one talent is the ability to take a punch. And the special effects are a disappointment. There’s one shot in which we see Jeremy Irons, as Alfred the butler, literally turn into a video-game figure before our eyes. He’s watching an aircraft take off, and as it does, a human figure becomes a cartoon. There’s a metaphor here that’s so obvious it’s not worth stating.

>“The stench of your fear is making my soldiers hungry!” Steppenwolf warns at one point, and we have to wonder: Are they trying to provide us all with wisecracks? The stench of this movie is making audiences sick? The stench of this movie is making critics ravenous?

They needed him for reshoots but Paramount said he couldn't shave the mustache because he needed it for his Mission Impossible role.

>he doesn't know memes become reality once you repeat them enough

>Why the hell did they film his scenes with him having a moustache?
nigger Cavill is a busy man who doesn't just star in capeshit. He was busy filming scenes with Based Cruise on Mission Impossible 6 and had to come back for JL and wasn't allowed to get rid of his moustache

It's real.

>Cavill grew a mustache for his character in “Mission: Impossible 6,” which was supposed to finish shooting before Cavill needed to return as Superman in “Justice League.” However, “Justice League” re-shoots have required him to simultaneously bounce between both projects. Paramount reportedly would not allow Cavill to shave his facial hair while production was taking place, so his mustache will have to be digitally removed from “Justice League” in post-production.

A real dick move when you think about it. They could have just let him shave it off and worn a fake one for MI:6 until he grew it back. It couldn't have taken that long and it would've looked a lot better and been less expensive than what they put WB through.

>We will have 6th installment of Mission Impossible

Why? First one is acceptable as a corny 90's flick and 4th is genuinely good but everything else in that series is absolutely terrible.

Execute Order 66

They did them a huge favor by letting him do the reshoots at all. They could have easily said that they had him under contract and they could go fuck themselves.

cock

vimeo.com/242994218
All modern DC movies give me this terrible episodes 1-3 vibe.

the last couple MI movies have been kino and were reviewed pretty highly by critics, unlike every DC movie not called wonder woman

I've seen all MI movies and Ghost Protocol was honestly great, Rogue Nation was too over the top imo.

It's down to 49 on Metacritic now and dropping.

None of this should come to a surprise to anyone. It was obvious from the start this was going to be a big ugly mess and a disaster, even before the director swap. Every single scene where anything is moving looks like a really bad videogame cutscene from ten years ago.

I'm a comic fan, and I would love to see both DC and Marvel making great movies. But it's been nothing but a fucking disaster from DC since the start of this goddamn mess.

Just fucking kill everything and do a reboot ten years from now when they memory of this fucking debacle has faded somewhat. And try and get some people who know what they are doing this time. You had the most iconic lineup on earth; Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman. Heroes that everyone knows kids and adults. And you got your ass handed to you by C-listers like the Guardians with a walking tree and a talking raccoon. Pathetic is what it is.

kids dont care about critics, the movie will be a commercial success and spawn several sequels

/thread

honestly? i enjoyed it. fun movie. there were a couple cringy quips (like maybe 2 or 3) and the villain was pretty bad, but the team had nice chemistry and worked off each other well. fight scenes were kind cool, too. I liked seeing green lanterns in the flashback. i also liked seeing deathstroke after the credits

>Being happy for the fact that brain dead masses of Americans will watch literally anything no matter how bad it is as long as it offers 2 hours of "turn your brain off brah" entertainment.
Capeshit was tried again and again before and you could argue that it only got popular now because of technical limitations but the reality is that masses simply became completely retarded.

>kids
capeshit isn't for kids retard. It's for autistic manchildren who like being "nerdy XD"

Unfortunately it's likely that in 10 years time the same executive goons who masterminded this whole shitshow will still be in power. It will take decades before anyone can try again from scratch.

imdb scores are baseless, it's just people who haven't seen the movie giving it either 10/10 or 0/10

>Forget Steppenwolf; the greatest threat to Warner Bros' Justice League might end up being movie critics.
>Forget Steppenwolf

what did they mean by this?

i don't care what others say. i will watch what i want to watch. and i will watch this. because ezra miller is so hot.

>b-but how could they find out we suck? We were so careful

>literally withholding the score from its main site with no explanations

RottenTomatoes are starting a new show about whether a new release is good or not and their first episode was on Justice League so they withheld the score to create interest

>“Stop, stop, you don’t have to do this, stop.”

Honestly speaking I think Trump is a Marvel fan and Bannon is a DC fan, that's why Bannon had to leave

Can't wait to use that pre order ticket to remind myself why I hate living

This. It's sad they screwed up so bad. WB being greedy assholes rushing a cinematic universe to get that Avengers money, and Snyder's pretentious 2deep4u bullshit. And now they turned around and copied the Marvel quips but it's like a 40 year old man trying to be hip at a high school party. DC is a fucking gold mine, you could build an entire universe out of Batman characters alone. Green Lantern and it's vast cast, for cosmic weirdness and so on.

>49 replies but only 27 posters itt

kek
because most are just samefagging posts by this user passive-aggressively insulting the movie

>>did not bother to link other posts above you'll recognize the user anyway

>People having a conversation?!
>on my Sup Forums?!
>IMPOSSIBLE!!

>implying i'm referring to all posts itt and not just the obvious samefag

try harder

Lmao nigga just shave it and have makeup for MI6 put a fake one on him.

It's already been revealed on their shitty show like 8 hours ago, they're just refusing to put it up on the site

Bury it.

Consider this mercy.

BRUH

LOOK AT THIS DOOD

Nah senpai. You gotta chillax

Its so bad i want to see it in person

LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS

No, it's for teenagers. Lots of high school and college students love watching Marvel movies and use it as a talking point. If you ever went to the theater you'd notice the large hordes of groups of them at these movies as well.