Chop chop chop

chop chop chop

all day long

chop chop chop while I sing this song

Chop chop, dig dig, chop chop, dig dig...

Does she chop off her leg?

>parents never teach you thing
>circumstances conspire to force you to have to do thing
>do thing poorly/naively
>get bullied for it when people expect you to already know how to do it
and it's worse for women because growing up they aren't expected to know how to do anything

...

GONNA WAX THAT FLOOR
GONNA MAKE IT SHINE
GONNA CLEAN OFF THAT SPRAY PAINT WITH TURPENTINE

Christ, that looked bad. Wonder if she lost any digits from that.

>don't know how to ride a bike
>watch people riding bikes
>imitate them
Is that really that hard to do?

>don't know how to drive
>watch people driving
>imitate them
>sit in driver's seat and make car noises while singing Nightcall

She should probably move her baby a little farther from where she is chopping wood. And where's the umbrella girl protecting Selena from the elements while she labors?

>chop, chop, chop, why did my leg fall off
>chop, chop, chop

>Kubrick
>perfectionist

CHOP CHOP CHOP HERPES LUPUS

Is she jumping out of joy? How cute!

>splitting logs next to a newborn
are women this retarded?

My god.

>hippy marxists parents
>educating their children in anything other than sex changes
everything will be okay as long as bobby goes to public school r-right?

>Needing someone to teach you how to chop wood
Lad.....

ITT: people who look like this pretending they've ever chopped wood

Wait. Is that a real new born? I assumed it was a prop doll.

>heh nothing personal kid but I wont be tilling the fields or working the forges I'll be sitting comfy in the politburo chambers smoking a cigarette

lol every time woman try to be tuff this kind of shit happens, serves her right.

>Not knowing it was purposedly shot that way to show character trait

Stop lying. He literally hacks it twice then throws it aside. Kubrick has no idea how to split wood. Barry wouldn't even be alive if he was that stupid.