Holy shit this is kino af. It's hilarious too but in a good way, the dialogue is great

Holy shit this is kino af. It's hilarious too but in a good way, the dialogue is great.

>what a terrible noise plebs make when they are happy

Kek

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user, have you penetrated anyone yet?

>pullo is devious, insubbordinate and loutish
>gets severe head injury
>afterwards is docile, obediant, a bit slow and unstable prone to sudden acts of violence

what did they mean by this?

>How do you know this of my wife?!

>what a terrible noise plebs make when they are happy

Thought the same thing when I read your post tb h

>*Pleb noise*

It's just like GOT, but without retarded autistic main characters

That concussions can permanently alter the way your brain functions.

reminder that they planned for 5 seasons
reminder that octavian was the main character and the entire point of the show was about the friendship of pullo and augustus
reminder is got cancelled and 4 seasons of story got dumped onto season 2
reminder that GoT exists

Aged up octavian was a shit actor anyway

Rome was too good for this world

I never got this meme. He wasn't that bad, it's just that the transition from young to adult Octavian was too quick and too jarring, but that's a problem with the pacing and writing due to the show's cancellation, not the actor.

I want to watch it but I'm already watching more than 20 shows, I don't have enough time

Rome is better than all 20 shows

peak tv was a mistake

ATIA OF THE JULII I CALL FOR JUSTICE

>"My people fought at Zama and Magnesia"

Imagine being Vorenus wishing for a life of military glory to match that of your ancestors and do them proud, but you just happened to live in a time where other than Gaul, the only war to be found was fighting against fellow Romans and helping to destroy your beloved Republic no matter which side you fought on.

those are fake memories, he's a gaul

well he spent most of his career during the Republic's glory years and it's doubtful he would have doubted Caesar at all since the army was very factionalized at that point.

I may have a Gallic look about me but I am a solid Roman as you are

> dude wooden delivery and staring unblinkingly is acting lmao

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>import 2 gajillion slaves
>wonder why your republican system isnt working anymore

>WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP YOU B-

it's only 22 eps. Dump some other shows and make room for Rome, it's absolutely worth it.

>Implying a simple soldier would comprehend the historical trends leading to the collapse of the Republic

The only people who demonstrated any awareness of why the late republic was so shit were Caesar, Augustus and earlier the Gracchi brothers.

He specialised in working on media you can't understand. Works in the industry behind the camera now because he is basically an aristrocrat in real life and thats how you get it in kino in Britain (qualifications: BA in Theology)

what a poor attempt to defend such awful acting

He was a high ranking military officer and later a senator

meant for youtube.com/watch?v=WHHf7xVeuY0

I thought his acting was fine, we'll just have to agree to disagree.

so? you have access to more information at your fingertips than every generation before you combined and yet you're still a brainlet ;)

>Imply a senior officer who was there at the time couldn't answer a standard O-level history exam question.

We truly live in the age of the brainlet.

Most of the acting in Rome is pleb level. Ciarán Hinds is the only actor who could cut it on I, Claudius, which is a television series that makes Rome look like a pile of dog shit.

He states directly in the show "it should be as it was at the founding of the Republicm why should that change?"
This alone proves how out of touch and uninformed he is, and also how retarded you are
Also:
>O-level
Shouldn't you be planning your retirement you filthy boomer britbong?

Beware of Greeks even when bearing brain surgery.

`>mfw I realize Lucius was the ancient roman equivalent of "at least of I still have the constitution"

>he's a gaul

He's a Cisalpine Gaul you nignog. That means he was from northern Italy. By the 1st century BC that meant that he was as Roman as anyone from Italy. Cicero was from the same area.

it was a joke, user. see?

barbarians are the real romans

The first and greatest shitposters.

It is when that's the point. Every time he have lines flat and stared without blinking it was too demonstrate he's obviously pretending have empathy or care for the things he's talking about. Cleopatra being the best example, where even his friends have to point out him doing that is horrifying and unnerving.
When he was pissed, nervous, or smug the delivery wasn't wooden

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can you give me an example of his nonwooden delivery because I cant think of one

As quick as boiled asparagus get yourself back to fucking Reddit

ALL MOCKERY

>t. dacian catamite

...

the costumes are shit

They always zoomed in so far on his lizard face when he spoke. It was some really bad camera work

This is what genius-tier acting looks like, philistines.

Agreed. Games of Thrones has so much better quality costumes. More gritty and realistic, too.

Is that supposed to be Elagabalus?

It's John Hurt as Caligula in drag.

Really, you nigger? Watch them on 1.5 speed like every real cineast does, you utter shitstain.
Fucking casuals.

would have loved to see some Agrippa episodes, the dude was a top tier roman

>I, Claudius
Jesus I was beginning to think I was the only person around here who knew this.
Absolutely agree, by far the superior show.

You're trying too hard, OP.

>First poster is a literal faggot
Some things never change. Also Gaius and Aulus bros4ever.

Secundus sure sounds like a faggot

(you)

This scene was unironically pure kino.

the unfinished movie from the '30s could have been brilliant too.

Season 1 was goddamn kino.

Season 2 sucks in hindsight because the writer was told there would be no more seasons due to budget skyrocketing so he had to condense literally 4 seasons into 12 episodes.

Rome would have been the best kino to ever be put on TV if only it were made 6 or 7 years after the date it was actually made.

>kino

Stop.

Is this what the Senate looked like for reals? If yes then holy shit the Romans were great architects.

>stop

no

kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino kino

Cease and desist
You dishonour Rome

What do you mean

I've only watched season 1 thus far, but God damn it if it's not one of the best shows I've ever seen.

>when was the last time you had a woman who wasn't crying or expecting payment?

Kek, Titus and Vorenus are the GOAT

Kill yourself, nigger

Stop posting.

>House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose

The Senate building sure did not look anything like this. This is what a Basilica would have looked like.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basilica#Basilicas_in_the_Roman_Forum

The Chad Theophilus

I've read stuff like this before. True Roman shitposts by true romans.

you get used to it, newfag

>Holy shit this is kino af

A little late to the party, newfag

I laughed my ass off when pullo killed that slave in a fit of autistic rage, what a fucking douchebag.

I like to watch episodes between playing a session of Europa Barbarorum 2

That's what Italians looked like back then before they got mudded by muslims. Just look at their statues and coins and read their history books.

What the fuck kind of autism is this

In particular I think of his interaction with Cicero after becoming consul
>The Senate feels you should surrender your legions
>Why?
>They feel you use them to intimidate
>Maecenas: what will they do throw there sandals at him
>Octavian looks at him ready to laugh but immediately regains cold composure
>Cicero then utters his threat of twenty legions
>Octavian keeps cool
After that he legit sounds terrified and his voice is shaking literally saying
>I dont know
like a child when asked what to do.
Beyond that his interactions with Pullo

He's a stoic

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>i watch sitcoms and trash dramas and big bang theory instead of true patrician kino

why are you here

this board is for shitposting and endlessly sucking the cock of sopranos, the wire and rome. thats it. maybe generation kill

He looks like a statue, that fucker. A walking Roman sculpture.

Cac!

>There are even those unwise men that say repeating digits in a northern quadrant are neither indicant, nor negation. Such are the barbarous innovations of our day.

Where can I watch I Claudius? People often say its a good follow up

The Complete BBC I Claudius 1976 Remastered DVDRip x264-ZOXX

or legit sources

are you asking which torrent sites have it? i dont understand this question, how shitty are the torrent sites you use

its even on piratebay

we dont take too kindly to your kind round here

le downvoted

Pullo = GOAT

Vorenus a shit.

Youtube

>You tell your eminent Anons to shut their mouths. Tell them to go look on OP's single digits at the top of the thread, and remind them what happens to those who prattle of doubles.

oh man, that was enjoyable

pullo is the brainlet choice

>"You know, Octavian, with great power comes great responsibility. Cincinnatus called it "Patrician's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the optimates to discipline the plebeians."
> looks directly at the camera.
>"The Numidians, the Marcomanii, the Parthians...on The Day of the Cross they shall all be nailed to the elm. We will have all Judeans dead or in chains in the next ten years, and if I'm wrong may Jupiter Optimus Maximus have me stabbed to death by 60 senators this very morning. May all the Gods bless the Populares."

>Shame on the Board of Sup Forums for such Reddit cancer. Shame.