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DKeks get rekt.

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HOW LOW, CAN YOU GO? HOW LOW, CAN YOU GO?

what the fuck does that consensus even mean? Its better than others in the DCEU but its just as bad?

And "a number of DC movies" is just 2

LESS THAN MY LITTLE PONY

The reviewers just hate the tone of the movies. They've stopped viewing them objectively and just view them from their own bias against them. This is shown by them all saying its better than MoS but giving it a worse rating.

>DC movies get judged honestly
>Marvel always gets a pass because its "fun"

what else is new

DCucks will never recover

it's an improvement from BvS and SOO-SIGH SKWAD but considering how fucking low of a bar that was to clear it isn't saying much; the movie is still emblematic of consistent problems throughout the franchise, such as lack of coherent characterization, tone, or direction, as well as poorly made and overindulgent CGI action.

But the tone is that of incompetence and inconsistency. So they are viewing them objectively.

>"The DCuck has nothing to offer. He cannot think critically. He can’t appreciate actual art. He is a young boy almost, I would expect, whose culture is bubble gum wrappers, Saturday morning cartoons, DC Comics; that’s his culture. Somebody was at his house and came back with a report: There is not a single book in his house — only comic books. I see nothing in his taste that allows me to even guess that there’s any depth involved in that person that might come to the fore given time." -Stanley Kubrick

NOT WATCHING IT UNTIL GETS PROPER 26% LIKE OTHER PURE DC CAPEKINOS

Don't be dense. The tone is a darker more serious world. That has for the most part always been DC's schtick. Superhero movies are just oversaturated by good feel stories now and reviewers REEEEEEE when it's not that.

>Try to pass as real art cinema
>Cry when judged as real art cinema

WHO DA THUNK

>The tone is a darker more serious world

The actual writing and characterization never reflect that at any point.

Imagine if someone told you ten years ago that the Third Thor sequel would outgross the Justice League

Pictured: Sup Forums defending JL

They may be trying for darker but it comes out retarded

How so elaborate without using memes or buzzwords or calling the CGI shitvas a reason.

>being a dcu fan

Feels bad

Why? Man of Steel is better than 3/4ths of the Marvel movies. Also the warehouse fight in BvS is the best one in cape movies.

>he thinks this

get real, cunt. JL is tracking to be a MASSIVE opening weekend. bigger than BvS and Thor 3

Are you the type of person who listens to trailer music and has stylized Roman legionaries as a desktop wallpaper?

>the MoS is amazing meme

it's better than The Dark World and that's about it kek.

also LOL at the BvS warehouse fight being good at all.

KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU

KA LEL

NOOOOOOOH

Yeah without shakey cam and constant quick cuts it just really didn't give me the same motion sickness that I've come to expect from superhero fights.

That's why Logan and Captain America: Civil War were panned by critics, right?

This, DC dug their own grave trying to brand these movies as serious character dramas

It's WB forcing their synopsis writers to damage control as best they can. Why do you think it took so long for the synopsis to even release?
It was bad enough when they tried to hide the score behind two obnoxious niggers.

>Superhero movies are just oversaturated by good feel stories now and reviewers REEEEEEE when it's not that.
*blocks your path*

> MARVEEEEEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not him but I listen to Philip Glass and have 300 vaporwave wallpapers and even my awful taste couldn't excuse the DCEU's absolute trainwreck of a franchise.

Marvel movies are shit desu. They're just boring formulaic. cgi and fight choreography is also shit. Dcu have the potential to make great films, the source material is there it's just the corporate side that keeps getting in the way. MoS and bvs were pretty meh for me

>logan and civil war were dark
You're literally a retard.

BvS had 3 JL members and got 20 something on RT. JL has 6 members and has around 40 on RT. Math is clear, WB needs to expand the roster with every new JL movie. JL 4 will have 12 members and around 80% on RT. More is more in this case.

> implying Man of Steel and BvS were gritty
they weren't they were straddling the fine line of trying to be edgy while at the same time trying to shill for the PG 13 family friendly audience predictably failing at both and ending up in a shitpile due to hilarious tonal issues.

>"NO... it is Marvel movies that sucks! All those Certified Fresh scores and critical and fan acclaim dont mean shit! DC movies are better because WE HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE BETTER. Yeah, thats it. Our characters are so great that nobody can figure out how to write them."

fuck someone update the video
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Logan was. Civil War was kiddieshit

We win again!!!!!

Captain America:Orange Slices was not in any way dark. Just because RDJ stopped quipping for 30 seconds doesn’t make the movie dark.

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I heard Ant-Man was the only movie to go up, ever.

Get rekt, you absolute pleb. One of the only things that BvS got right were the warehouse and imo the bats vs supes fight. What does Marvel have? Fucking n o t h i n g. Don't bother to mention the CW airport scene, it's only good in the eyes of brainlets like you.

You knew something was off when the social media reactions were already pointing out the flaws, but still didn't expect it to get this low.

Wait for Based Armond's review.

This looks pretty shit compared to BvS but only brainlet cock suckers value RT

>Hurr it don't have lazors that means it's grounded!
>This is how simpletons think

Remember when that nigboy tried to fight wolverine 2 with a bat?

We always do, user. We always do.

OH NO NO NO NO

>if he hates it then no dcuck can use him as a defense
>if he loves it then it's confirmed shit forever, literally on par with Transformers, going by his record
It's a win win if you hate DCEU

>leaps over a number of DC movies, but it's single bound...
Who the fuck writes these? It's not clever.

Wasn’t that a Fox movie though?

How can it keep going lower?

Has anyone made a new video yet?

what the fuck is his problem?

Kek

They're gonna have to rephrase that damage control synopsis. They could've gotten away with that when it was at 40%, but that shit won't fly now that it's hitting the 30s.

Oh dear...

CALEW

NOOOOOOOOL

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Go ahead and ask your average capeshit fan if Logan was a dark movie
Your autistic hairsplitting only applies to this website
Stop defending DC movies because they are fucking awful. Zack Snyder is a hack of the highest degree. And so is Joss, and together they made some shit ass movie that nobody needs

THE SCORE DOES NOT MATTER YOU RETARDS.

ONCE IT SURPASSES 700.000.000$ YOU WILL ALL STOP LAUGHING.

IT IS ALREADY FILLING THEATER S LIKE CRAZY.

It needs about $900m to be profitable.

>box office=quality
I'll bet you really love Marvel movies.

Checked, and they'll struggle to get there

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NOT ENOUGH QUIPS

>37% now

Lower projected openning weekend than both BvS and thor3 (thor:122mil BvS:155mil JL:110mil)

I thought movie studios paid for good reviews?

Nah, only disney

Hey how about you post the real score, Marvelbaby?

It's really ridiculous that there isn't a dedicated capeshit board yet.

I feel bad for anyone who takes this shit too seriously

>that consensus

you motherfucker user you got me hahaha

It's ridiculous that newfags still don't know how to hide threads yet.

*returns to save your franchise*

and here's the Top Critics rating

DAMN

His Batman films were fucking garbage. Bale was a horrendous Batman

It's still dropping!

>youtube.com/watch?v=ox-lfowevqA

Good stuff.

Wow, glad I clicked this.

Snyder was a mistake

But our Voodoo spells surrounding the Oscar! It was supposed to protect us!

>twitch babby cuckold has to insert his fetish everywhere
Don't you have a DCbull to prep?

WHERE ARE THEY?!

Are the rumors true that Affleck's gonna leave?

People are still using the defense that critics don't appreciate dark superhero movies, but from what I gather this movie is as fluffy and shallow as it gets.

Someone should also add LOOK AT HIS LIPS with a shitty CGI Cavil.

Logan was carried solely by Huge Jackedman's performance. The story itself was a mediocre mishmash of better movies.

He has no need to comeback. He is a brand unto himself.

Thanks! I'm tired of shitting on DCucks anonymously online though. It's like setting fire to a dead dog and pissing the flames out. It's already dead inside, so where's the fun?

Right now, I'd love to go to a comic con. See one of these deluded DC assclowns up close and just knock their fucking teeth out. Get in top of them and just slam their ignorant skulls onto the floor till their brains gush out their eye sockets and then take their girl back to my hotel and show her what a 10.5 inch Marvel cock feels like.

>DC makes a serious movie
Its bad
>DC makes a fun movie
Its still bad.

L oving E very L augh
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>because its fun
Wow it's almost like movies are entertainment.

> Movie was only good because of good acting

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