Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
Those breasts are quite large.
True enough. Great tiddies on your gf there.
Geek and fat girl wearing a corset to hide blubber.
pretty sure I could kill that guy in a fight
then those tits would be mine
You shouldn't photoshop your cousin like that
Television and film
Oh yeah, fuck you too John, you look like a kissless virgin, and that's probably your sister and you probably jerk off every night with her dirty socks.
Cute Girl Jon,I am jealous.
Look at those hands. He wields a mighty cock that he busts through those mighty titties.
>There are people who will unironically not remember this
I find him kinda hot.
quick rundown please
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you girl have nice eyes John if you sniff my drift
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the bay has a HUGE cock... look at the outline on his shorts. ::drool::
As are those repeating integers
People get the reference, right? RIGHT!?
>you girl
*you're girl
*dabs*
Nice photoshopped tits.
>ywn have a massive titty gf
JDIMSA
haha, did you realy think reddit would recognize the original copypasta?
haha le oldfag face the cake is a lie friend
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Kys.
Quality post
she looks like she fucks black guys
And here we go.
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well you know what, John? I am happy that you are able to maintain a healthy balance between education, sports, and a social life :)
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Fuck it's been a while.
I was really surprised when almost none of my friends said they had ever jerked off to a picture on Facebook. I've done it a shitload and even admit to girls that I fucked that sometimes I did it before I banged them and they were all flattered as shit but when I bring it up in casual conversation people react surprised and say they rather watch porn.
The world is a strange place.
Ain't nobody seeing seein dis ish?
go away r/the_donald
You got me there bro. I'll go back to my waifu and cry about what you said. Just don't hurt me.
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.
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>cute face
>short
>curvy
>big tits
She really isn't that bad
You already lost the gene pool. Just looking at you is a victory.
She fuck tall guys.
Get growing manlets.
Lost?
He's going to pass them, He won.
truly sad how few recognize this pasta
Sup Forums has succumbed to reddit newfags
That's the joke
original is still incredible
why is her tit on his chest
i just bumped the thread so others can recognize the meme and if they dont.
its this
What meme? I don't get it... Is it stealth baneposting?
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Only oldfags remember classic memes like the original trollface (pic related)