AMERICA #1

Captain America is HYDRA!

Sam Wilson is a brooding wimp!

Jack Flagg is dead!

The USAvengers are led by some guy from Puerto Rico.

It's time for a Real American Hero to step and save the nation.

How American is she?!

It's in the name!

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Get out spic

Shut up, Miles.

You were asked, but still, shut up.

Well this character can literally kick interdimensional portals open, so good luck with that.

Has MAC met ANY of these people? And why would anyone like her? She's such a fucking cunt.

Remember, kids. If you love the Multiverse, just remember, it's only there because of lesbians!

So no character of any worth other than Storm was asked?

Look, buddy. Marvel needs a Wonder Woman. And a Harley Quinn. Gwenpool might have the latter covered, but they've got to hedge their bets.

Nothing is better than the cure.
How can you say something so blasphemous?!

Monica doesn't have to take this. She used to lead Nextwave, ya know?!

>capture her
>restrain her
>force her to work for ICE
>instant deportation service for illegals via spic portal
America Enrico Chavez Guatemala Perez (unwillingly) saves the day!

God, this colouring is fucking up the lineart something fierce.
And why is it that the female characters whose most interesting aspects are their "standoffish cunt" personalities so prone to get reinvented as "so inspiring yaas queen"? Kate Bishop, Carol Danvers, and now America...

>Look, buddy. Marvel needs a Wonder Woman
Maybe if they hadn't completely fumbled her from the get-go. Just place all bets on Carol now.

Get it? Get it?! You get the metaphor this page is speakanating to you?!

Dammit. There's no hope for this book is there?

Hell yeah.

The CURE!!!

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Yaaaas! How you like that brown fist, whitey?

None at all. Wait, you had hope? Really? No offense. I'm just genuinely intrigued here.

Endless Trash!

>The USAvengers are led by some guy from Puerto Rico.


PR is part of the US user....

Did you think anyone on the Ultimates was going to give her a good review?

As far as I know, just Kate and Loki.

Who's from Puerto Rico?

Keep telling yourself that

I have to try. I like America purely on a base conceptual level. The writer is an unknown. It was a crapshoot.

In a better world, maybe.

>can't make it state #51 because that would mean adding another awkward star to the flag

>puerto rico
go back to the theaters, casual

Kamala's one of those too now. Thanks to Mark Waid. Jerk.

Or the alternative, the bland and the saccharine like Moon Girl, Squirrel Girl, or Hellcat.

this is a storytime of pain

You liked that little prick? How about a bigger one?!

The coloring is fucking awful. It's like they stopped after the flats.

>>Need the gay flag to point out that they are gay.
Subtlety is dead. Kieron Gilleon fucked its corpse just to prove it.

>Kamala's one of those too now. Thanks to Mark Waid. Jerk.
Simple solution. See "Waid" on the cover and then ignore it.
Stick to Wilson for all Kamala needs.

Hot damn. I hate Westside Story now.

Oh god I've read this preview page so many times already and It still sucks as much as the first time.

>one of
Who bitch this is?!

I like her 90s Superboy costume

OH hey, the first time America being a cunt actually was shown in a negative way!

>Kamala's one of those too now. Thanks to Mark Waid. Jerk.
Thankfully, Wilson's still on her solo, so it's not THAT bad.
>Or the alternative, the bland and the saccharine like Moon Girl, Squirrel Girl, or Hellcat.
For all the flaws with Squirrel Girl, I think her personality works, especially in shit like New Avengers. I'll give you Hellcat. I like Moon Girl.

>better than the cure AND mcr

Dear Straight, White, Flatscan, Terran People...

>Add me on beamchat

Don't you live in the opposite side of the multiverse?

>Leelumultipass
I hate everything

>Foolkiller

It still hurts.

Is there any hope left for Marvel?

I'm confused. Why is Disney paying you to storytime something they're trying to sell? Is this one of those weird marketing things?

Hold the fuck up. Pure black is the absence of color, not white.

But it's true user, other latinos hate Puerto Rico there all yours enjoy them

There's Star Wars and thats about it really.

I'm a huge social lefty and encourage inclusiveness in media (when done well), but this is just exhausting trash.

I'm sure this title is for someone out there, but unfortunately the plot and terrible writing are just not for me.

Absence of color = white
Absence of light = black

He's not the only one incapable of grasping how people talk.

Just look at Americ-I'm calling her Chavez from now on-Look at the first thing Chavez says on this page. Not even Frank Miller would have made Diana say something this moronic.

>Prodigy is back
I have no strong feelings towards this whatsoever.

Mosaic is cancelled?
It's confirmed?
Fuck.

>Post yfw America defeats the cosmic jailer with her brown fist

Oh my god they're all chicano trash, no wonder americans hate us

Don't get used to it.

Best bet on when it's canceled? I think it'll make it to 6.

Any time people write Miles, he just keeps getting worse.

>white just means the absence of color
White is all colors. That is why shining a white light through a prism makes a rainbow.

That someone out there ought to die for the good of the rest of us. Or at least get better taste in books.

>>Menstruation
Seeing how the bottom left is the writer, I'm not surprised.

Explain mixing all the paints together then.

And Blamed those Racist comic fans for not buying the book.

>What the holy menstruation are you doing here?

We can only hope. Marvel loves keeping trash like this afloat in an attempt to make it stick.

Oh boy I know where this is heading

It'll reach 6, maybe 9 if it gets good blog press and Marvel wants to milk it for a bit.

Then they'll do a collection and market it on some latin-oriented and queer blogs.

Author will probably burn a few bridges via twitter due to the cancelation announcement.

>Pure White Energy

>Is Pink

Was the colorist just having a laugh?

Oh here we fucking go.

Holy shit this is bad. Please tell me this is some edit where the person thought to write the most horrible liberal bullshit possible.

>White
>No color
Okay, did anyone pointed this out to the artist yet?

My god! She just punched out that homophobic, gay, anti-semitic, jewish Nazi! She truly is the hero we need! Now all she has to do is set Steve's hair on fire and she'll be golden.

Get a prism, user.

This is one of those Kate Leth style "I write what I know, so she's going to college and maybe the mall" type of stories, right?

>Sam Wilson is a brooding wimp!
Hey, at least he's being written in character

IT'S TRUE IT'S ALL TRUE

Yeah that's sound about right, if we're lucky.

Although I have this bad feeling that it'll last longer than Mockingbird.

>Americans throw bomb at her
>She knocks the bomb back at them
>Bomb explodes on the other side of the page and Americans cheer that she deflected the German bomb
How rushed was this?

MAC IS OFFICIALLY CANCER

Get some paint user.

this is one of the worst comics i ever read

I love Fifth Element. Fuck you for doing this.

And he's a happy naturalized citizen.

>Storm
>Character of worth

Man, Prodigy was that one character in New X-Men that you really just sort of forget about looking back.
Every other character on the team was way more interesting than him.

Hitler Spencer outta nowhere

Scanbro you read too fast, Cap is right behind her.

And not someone who claim to be a "Real American" is having America in her name.

Thing is, why should MAC care? She's in another dimension. Does she go to every dimension to punch out Hilter?

It seems clear to me the the perspective had shifted in that panel man

Storm is shit. Loki is where its at.

Sunspot

Liberals keep going "How could people possibly support Trump?" and then produce shit like this. I can already see the praise of "It's perfect"

Roberto Da Coasta Aka Sunspot aka Citizen V. Leader of the USAvengers and billionaire.

Sunspot is Brazilian.

He's from Brazil.

I actually so work with paint, and you do not create white paint by "removing all the other colors from it".

>What the holy menstruation

Women were a mistake.