Tfw the local kinoplex has installed bathroom tigers to prevent singles from sneaking in through the bathroom windows

>tfw the local kinoplex has installed bathroom tigers to prevent singles from sneaking in through the bathroom windows
>Can't ask my mom to go because the CineStasi took her away last week and i haven't seen her since

fuck lads, what do?

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Who was in the wrong here?

Ride the tiger. You can see his stripes, but you know he's clean

*pssshhh* my falcon would make short work of that kitty

Why is Russia such a shithole?

Falcons are actually allergic to cats.

You should have tipped the usher or asked Robert for help

just wear some of your mom's perfume
they train the tigers to only attack men with no hint of female scents

if you can't find your mom's perfume just wear some of her clothes

>not sneaking in through the theater lake

They placed fishmen in mine, so i can't swim through it without getting killed.

>this beautiful animal is going to be extinct in your child's lifetime

This is truly upsetting

Well you’re not going to be able to get a seat but if you’re short enough you can apply to watch your capekino from the Manlet pit. That’s what I do.

There are a shitload of Russians, user

Don't worry. White males won't go extinct anytime soon. There are hundreds of millions of them.

>everything seems to be in order
>selected for random penis inspection
>fail

FUCKING JEWS

I was talking about the tiger, sweetie. Fuck white people.

Tigers are fucking shit, but they should kill all the lions first. Lions are the worst animals on the planet.

how did that guy escape the manlet pit?

YAAS
QUEEN SLAY

Yeah, it's a shame non-whites are killing tigers off.

i'm betting there will be more tigers than white people in the future

Through the sewer. They usually flush the manlets down through them, but an agile manlet can climb up to the bathroom stalls. It's a good thing that he's a manlet too, so the tiger didn't bother with him.

>not sneaking in through the theater's moat while they feed the crocodiles

why dont you idiot tumblr tards shut up? global warming isnt fucking real idiots and tigers are too powerful to go extinct

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>global warming isnt fucking real
kek, imagine being this retarded

Tigers going extinct has nothing to do with global warming, lad, not everything about environment is about global warming.

>tigers are too powerful
youtube.com/watch?v=7rwUdL9qXjk

Dude it’s a fucking hoax made up by the Chinese to get ahead in manufacturing against the rest of the world because they don’t give a shit about regulations and have artificially low manufacturing costs. If the earths atmosphere actually gets too hot Tigers will literally push earth farther away from the sun to fix it. It’s happened before, look it up.

mah nigga

Is there a costume store near your kinoplex? Disguise yourself as a fishman.

My cousin had to be a fishwoman to sneak in once. It was awkward at timee, especially since it was mating season, but he made it out alive in time for the flick.

He hasn't said a word to me since though.

>kinotorium thread devolving into political baiting
FUCK YU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROBERT! ROBERT help me!

Thanks for the input you dipshit

Ohhhh don't I see what you mean

i see what you mean

We must put a stop to the tumblr/pol/reddit crossposters.

it hasn't really derailed.

speaking of derailed, my underground cinetrain derailed when someone pulled the emergency brakes after finding out i was riding alone to the cinema. i managed to escape though.

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WHERE'S ROBERT, ONLY HE KNOWS HOW I WANT MY CRABLEGS

This image gives me so much anxiety

Who else likes to tip the cinema shooter to start his attack at qued up/funny parts of the movie?

>Tigers will literally push earth farther away from the sun to fix it
fuck American education for never teaching me this, sad that I learn more on Sup Forums than I ever did in school.

>t. wildebeest

Robert, my man. Some corn and pop for me.
Robert?
R-Robert?

>this is what happens at Trump's Tower
impeach when?

My man.

Lol cuckass animal deserves to be extinct if they're gonna be a buncha bitches who can't survive the winter. Survival of the strongest.

>Robert: You have to move on, user
>it wasn't your fault

>user wakes up in bed, frantically breathing and covered in sweat

But your favorite pet non-whites, the asians, are the ones killing them off! And they have high IQs and are "honorary whites"

>not sneaking in through the exhaust vents of the cinema forges
gotta be quick and light, tubbies will get caught and proceeded into grease for the fried crab cakes

...there's tubbie lard in my crab cakes??

BOO! Haven't seen you since Halloween, user!

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Yeah, man. Just get the legs and butter.

You spooked me, spook!

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H-he's fast!

They only feed those after closing time

Are the theater laws still in effect that the tiger is allowed and trained to maul you if you don't wash your hands in the bathroom?

that's what the 'wash hands or die' sign is all about, yeah