Does he really need a shirtless scene in every DC movie?

Does he really need a shirtless scene in every DC movie?

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Does Thor?

The answer is yes

If you've got it, flaunt it darling.

How do I get a body like this without working out or really putting in any effort?

fuck yes his back is crazy sexy

he makes Hemsworth look like a little boy

Lucid dreaming

gross
gay hairless chest
hairless chests are for girls

You can't. Either workout for years or workout and roid. Those are your only options.

Kys and hope you respawn as a chad

just me or does chris hemsworth arms seem to be a tad on the short side?

Could he be considered an armlet?

A person's arm span is the same as their height. He's at least 6' tall so...

>A person's arm span is the same as their height.
What the fuck did he mean by this?

>a person
>posts an orange tang

If I’d look like that I wouldn’t wear a shirt either

>Roid it up, and work out for 30 minutes at max capacity
>Hope you can take the hit
That's about it really.

not necessarily, some people have a higher ape index meaning longer armspan than height, and lower ape index for vice versa. jon jones for example has both the highest ape index and the longest reach in the ufc. 84.5" reach at 6'4"

Lol Chris Hemsworth would beat the fuck out of Henry Cavill so bad. You can tell just by looking at his body he's on gear. Dude looks strong as fuck, there is also a video of him hitting the heavy bag, dude knows how to throw punches. He might be the strongest/most alpha man in Hollywood.

been laughing for 2 minutes straight

>He might be the strongest/most alpha man in Hollywood.
Wrong

He's pretty strong
youtube.com/watch?v=pypO4EmQjS4
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You don't

Need to distract from face.

>black hair
>blue eyes
>white
>God tier beard and chest hair
Is this the peak of male beauty, truly the patrician combination

fucking hell, imagine all the pussy

>that pad work
holy shit. He looks so much more impressive than Dave Bautista, and he doesn't even fight MMA. I would put my money on Chris Hemsworth whooping Daves ass in a cage.

fucking racist

Yeah dude this is exactly what they do to women and have always done, its gross right? Feels forced and gay and cheesy right? You want to roll your eyes at how gratuitous it is RIGHT???
yes, he is the archetype of the Alpha Atlantid male

How many years natty to have this body at 6foot? And what routine? I have a good wide shouldered frame and decent facial aesthetics but holy fuck this dude is next level.

I have to fix my fucking retarded posture so I can lift heavy without straining my back every two minutes first.

Chris would fuck up pretty much everyone

>natty

If you don't have a personal trainer and dietician don't even bother m8. If you manage to read up on everything on your own minimum 2 years if you have a strong basis

>I would put my money on Chris Hemsworth whooping Daves ass in a cage.
I would too only because of reach and Chris being way younger

Yeah no. Henry trains in BJJ and boxing, plus he lifts. Hemsworth would get his asshole REAMED

You'd rather they used Affleck's alcohol bloated corpse or Ezra "Destroy the hetropatriachy" Miller as female eye candy?

Really, fuck two years is nothing.

You didn't think they hired him for his "acting ability", did you?

Joe Mang would fuck them both up

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guess what faggot? Hemsworth does boxing as well, only Hemsworth throws punches and kicks much more naturally than Cavill. Hemsworth is also pushing 6'4 and out weighs Cavill.

You HenryFags are the fucking worst. Your husbando is shit.

kill Chris Hemsworth you now have a body like that

>Hemsworth would get his asshole REAMED

I would happily watch this. I salute your tastes in gay pornography, bro.

MCU's Thor would also fuck DCEU's Superman

And he is saying that his arms look short compared to his body...when will you Americans learn to read?

gay anal is disgusting, aesthetically inferior to hetero anal, gay blowjobs are comical men look like retards sucking dick women look normal (like they're doing another female activity), kissing is gross too and the beards make it grosser, the ass licking is nasty, dude's sweat way more and are just musky as fuck. thus, there is nothing aesthetic and its purely physical/psychological and that's still worse. You are guaranteed to cum from penetration, not guaranteed to cum from being penetrated, bad deal. Its dumb, actualky an orientation for lazy pervy retards

Hemsworth is probably the result of a lot of gear. Henry’s body is actually a good goal for a natty.

yes, shut the fuck up faggot

I'm not gay or anything, but boi he's a beefcake. Not surprisingly the only scene worth anything in the film is the one where he shits on the whole JL, which made Blunder Woman fags and Batfags seething by the teeth

>He's pretty strong
>Curls 20kg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey, gay anal isn't for everyone. No worries, man.

>People are actually arguing about wich actor would beat the others
>On fucking Sup Forums

What happened here?

I never understood all those feminists who complain about muh male gaze. There's a shirtless scene with the hunky male lead in pretty much every single movie.

This dude would fuck up every single actor posted in this thread despite being older and shorter.

Makes a change from talking about box office gross.

Yeah bro those arms are made curling 20kgs in sets of 5.

Dude, if I directed DCEU movies, he'd be walking shirtless every scene.

Yeah no, MCU Thor would get his ass handed to him by Gadots WW. You're a delusional Hemsfag

>teleports behind you slits your throat

haha, he has to hunch to jack off haha

I tip my hat, Sir

Is that real or is it done with faceapp or some shit?

>weak forearms and biceps

wonky ass pussy

>its gross right?
no, it's not.
men's status is based on their competence, women's on their looks.

Glad to have cleared that up for (you)

biceps are a meme showoff muscle

job with lots of physical activity so you get paid to work out

>you will never be spit roasted by Cavill and Hemsworth

>Posting Leslie Jones in this thread

look i'm not gay or anything but henry is literally the most attractive man ever and i'd let him do me, no homo

yes

He'd be a perfect 10/10 if it weren't for his receding hairline, he's a 9/10 as is

okay i'll give you that, but if he had a good hairline he'd be 11/10

Grande Chris vs Henry Calvo who wins?

You forgot manlet.

Poor Wonder bitch would be vaporized like the fodders Lord Thor murked in Ragnarok.

bone structure AKA genetics

you can train and roid but it won't give you much of what you dont already have, muscles are a meme

>be a wb executive
>hire whedon to quip the living shit out of my movie
>find out cavil has to keep his mustache during the reshoots
>instead of explaining it with a quip and move on spend millions of dollars on bad cgi to make superman look terrible

How do I even deal with being gay and not looking like this, it fucking sucks to be reminded of how weak you are whenever you just want to jerk off

Why would you want a shit tier body like that? Ottermode is vastly superior

Is this real

>Thinks you need super heavy weights for bicep curls


you've never properly work out in your whole life huh user

kek

daddy

just bee urself

Why is there a problem with it? Are you afraid of masculinity? Complain when they start giving him gay erotica every film.

I mean, Jesus Christ. It's like OP doesn't know what comic books are.

Ottermode is better you faggot