It's a Truman has a classmate that looks like a cuter...

>it's a Truman has a classmate that looks like a cuter, smol Best Emma with brown hair and who isn't a chestlet and he can't hit on her because of multiple reasons, the main one being that if he gets rejected he still has to spend the rest of his studies and future career interacting with her on an almost daily basis and if he manages to seduce her he won't be able to leave the studio to move to Russia or Poland (formerly Fiji's)
Fucking writers, that shit tears me up every time

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>cuter than dog shit
not really that hard to do

check and mate

No. There are no "multiple reasons" to not make a move. There is only one. It is fear. Man up and ask her out or lose her, your choice.

This completely. It's one of the harder life lessons to learn, I found at least.

>your
This is Truman we're talking about

>it's a Truman finds a Truman thread on Sup Forums that sucks because the episode the OP refers to in highly contrived
When are they going to cancel this trash

Sorry buddy, but even if Truman wins her, he loses. I know this sounds like cucknadian logic, but it's true. He wants to move out of his meme western third world TV set in societal decay to the glorious Eastern Europe, and he's pretty sure she loves the studio too much to leave it behind.
Plus his meme degree means he's in classes made of small groups, literally 6 people at most. Truman doesn't want to make it uncomfortable for her or himself, specially if a relationship works out for some time and then it fails and there's fallout. I don't know if this is what the writers have in their minds, but I think Truman's gonna settle for dating some basic bitch he doesn't really care much about and leave her behind to marry some Polish or other Eastern European qt. If she asked Truman out though I'm sure he wouldn't resist the temptation and we'd have a tragic season where Truman sees all his life plans crushed because he chose to pursue the love interest that didn't make rational sense but makes him feel those butterflies in his stomach.

I'm sorry, check what? That guy didn't get any dubs

>It's a Truman's wife has become distance and cold towards him season
>It's a Truman contemplates suicide season
>It's a Truman wishes he had never met his wife, since then he could've stayed alone and not know how heartbreak feels season
This show got pretty dark.

>tfw you don't hit on women in your workplace or at school because rejection or hump and dump means horrible tension for months-years aftwerwards on a daily basis
i hate everything so much

You should check mine though
>Best Emma
>not even called Emma
the absolute state of stonefags lmao
fpbp

>Truman
user, I...

Maybe they are. Maybe Riley is actually Truman
youtube.com/watch?v=WbqbPqYwsTM

>it's a Trumans dreams fail to materialise around him and he gradually begins to realise that maybe he isn't destined for greatness and maybe suicide is the answer afterall because fuck this meaningless existence where 90% of his time is comprised of arguing with racists on a Lebanese electronics board episode
F-fucking repeats haha

lmao kys robertsfag

Fite me robertsfag

>it's a Truman realises he wasted ANOTHER year since high school and has finally passed the point of no return seeking refuge in porn and alcohol while shutting of the last bit of social interaction he had episode

k

>off by one
>still no dubs

>that season where Truman spent 8 episodes fantasizing daily about reaching out to a girl he hadn't talked to in years and believing she would be so happy to talk to him again that she would want to meet up with him and then fall in love with him
>that final episode where he realized he's not tall, handsome, or physically attractive enough to get a girl like her and at best she would just humor him for a few days and then say she just wants to be friends like last time which is code for "I never want to see you again in my life and if you try to contact me I'll either ignore you outright or give one word answers to everything you say until you get the hint and leave me alone for another 4 years"
If Truman was jacked and tall he could have her in a second but he's just not good enough to impress anyone, especially when he still looks pretty much the same as the last time she saw him and didn't suddenly "get hot" or something

APOLOGIZE

Dubs and Roberts is supreme Emma for the rest of time.

No. You are afraid she will say no. And afraid of what might happen should she say yes because that is ultimately scarier than rejection. You are afraid of taking a risk. You are afraid of being a mature adult. You are afraid of something that might be better than the life plan you have laid out before us here today. You are afraid of change.


You are afraid.


There is nothing "awkward" or "uncomfortable" about love and feelings and hypothetical messy breakups that you will never experience with her simply because you never tried, only the lack of emotional maturity with which to properly deal with them should they arise. These are the chains that bind you. I don't want to see another post a year or two from now about how """Truman""" (t. you) regrets not pursuing this girl because of some vague desire to live in shithole Eastern Europe that didn't pan out the way he hoped.

kek, saved

my god that man is suck a pussy. mew did good to leave that faggot

>It's a "Truman humps is television vigorously after Trump is elected" episode

>that thing girls do where they wear sweater sleeves over their hands

SO CUTE

Nice digits, checked
I'm surprised you hadn't seen it yet