Anyone else beginning to hate this cunt?

Anyone else beginning to hate this cunt?

t. drumpflet

Yeah I can't really watch him anymore after it came out he hates gays.

i liked him before he got his current show. now he's insufferable. Makes me want to watch Fallon more than anything else

>starting

>beginning

Just now huh?

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hated him since the colbert report got cancelled.

Why do americans love doing those weird hand gestures

I love the guy.

the shtick was old when he started the Colbert Report

I do think he's talented, but he's content to not be funny, just be a smarmy asshole. And I don't like Trump, but I fucking hate Colbert.

They're idiots.

This.

Nope, just you. And there definitely haven't been daily threads for months whining about him criticizing the president.

This.

>aging out of left communism stage of life
>oh my god this guy is insufferable why would anyone like him?
>what is wrong with these young cucks in his audience?

may I suggest Tim Allen as an alternative comedian for your new evolution?

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Ever since Trump took office he's become an unbearable cunt.

Whatever happened to him being tastefully satirical about right wing presidents?

I remember being hyped before he got the late show and oh boy what disappointment he is. I thought the guy had a sense of humor where he wouldn't take himself that serious, god was I wrong. He's one of the most insufferable, stick up your ass, biggest cunts working in television right now. One trick pony too. Absolutely unfunny when out of character.

I really thought he was much funnier in character on the "report".

He an obvious shill now.

He comes from the Jon Stewart school of only making fun of people you don't like.

Tim Allen is a comedian?

just lick your wounds in private and leave Sup Forums alone

one finger up is the most condescending hand gesture holy shit

actually fallon sucks too

>mfw Trumplers can't handle the banter

i wouldn't even be aware of what colbert was up to these days if it wasn't for you overdramatic faggots

WHAT? WHEN? I LOVE HIM

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What are you 15?

That's an Islamic symbol meaning one God you bigot.

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Catholics have enough issues, now we have this fucking mark.

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OP here. Not even.

He takes the latest moral outrage and jumps on the bandwagon like he is trying to score points. Also he is a raging christfag.

this website used to love his shit until this place got invaded by retards during GG and the election

His character was much better because it allowed him to hit both sides at the same time without being too tied down to politics because he was inherently absurd
>His very character made fun of the right and O'reilly types
>Still had fun with actual O'reilly
>Roasted Bush but also had fun with him
>But he frequently made the left look stupid for not knowing how to respond to his antics so much so he was banned from interviewing Dem congress for awhile
>His ridiculous patriotic thing offered something people could get behind for fun

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yaasss slay comrade

No wonder he gets along with pedophiles without asking tricky qestions.

>this website

gee-whiz grandpa!

never found him funny even back in the day when I liked jon stewart. his schtick got old fast and his fans were incredibly smug.

WHERE ARE HIS ACCUSERS!!?!?? I KNOW THEY’RE OUT THERE!!! HE’S TOO SELF RIGHTEOUS NOT TO HAVE ANY!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dont you have a neocon to suck off

Pretty much.

>whether you watch one show on HBO or not is dependent upon your age

you're confusing me with your mother

also

>hurrr if you don't like colbert you must like trump

fuck off

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

He's neither on HBO nor was he ever. He was on comedy central for like 10 years at least.

>waaaaaaaaa tv man hurt my sensibilities
Just turn the tv off, mate, just turn it off.

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NO HE SAD MEAN THINGS ABOUT LORD EMPEROR TRUMP AND REPUBLICANS

go back to your safespace snowflake

and following this logic - don't like this thread? Why don't you fuck off then?

really? I'm underaged because I don't watch garbage normie talk shows and then come on here to bitch and moan about the host? kys ricky retardo

And what does the Colbert Report have to do with "these days" you fucking retard?

yeah
he's turning into another celebrity hack, I am really disappointed because I thought he had principles

Do you even know where you are? Just because people shitpost about that asshole doesn't mean anybody is losing sleep over him. I suggest if you feel bothered just step away from the computer.

>celebrity
>principles

based alt-right pussy poster

His views seem the same as they did during Bush days. This place, if it had the same populace, would be crying that he's mean to Bush and the GOP and calling him a cuck then. Just different demographics man

What are you on about?

>I suggest if you feel bothered just step away from the computer.
Make me, kiddo.

Talk shows used to be fun.

Now they're REPUBLICANS, RIGHT? HOW ABOUT WHY TRUMP IS EVIL FOR DOING STUFF I DON'T AGREE WITH? AND LET'S INVITE THIS ACTOR TO EXPLAIN WHY HE'S EVIL!

After the Ben Affleck lynching what's gonna end up happening is fewer celebs will have it put into their contracts that they won't appear on talk shows that are less interested in promoting a movie/tv show and more interested in pushing their bullshit.

Go back to the scorched pile of dead pedos that is neogaf, creep.

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I agree in large part. I loved his character on The Colbert Report and was happy to see him get his dream gig.

He always wanted to do The Late Show and I think he was happy to leave the political stuff behind him, but he got killed in the ratings until he gradually started reintroducing political segments. Since the election he has gone 100% trump 100% of the time, and it's without the whimsy of his former character. It just sounds sad.

It doesn't help that his and Stewart's "pundit-comedian" schtick has been copied by literally every American talk and late night show.

2Scoops!

During Bush this place was more left than right, or more anarcho at least.

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He's just a smug douche.

>spacing
>all caps to emphasize a point
>""""talk shows used to be funny"""
go back normalfag

So you know about his Podesta shit? Cool.

learn to read, Jerome

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Who do you think I am, your mother? Should I read a story to you, should I tuck you in?

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Hey 'member when a guy got so brainwashed by trolls on Sup Forums that he went into a pizza shop with a gun hoping to rescue nonexistent children from its basement? I 'member.

people aren't weeping, they're pissed at the unfunny hack that this DNC mouthpiece is

*nonexistent basement

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Yes.

I've not liked him for a long time and i'm not even american. He just reminds me of Piers Morgan.

I 'member when he shot through the keyhole of a door and somehow managed to hit the harddrive on a computer some hacker found kiddy porn on earlier.

He was great when he was just a parody of himself.

I don't like reading textwalls, and am no hypocrite who makes them.

two different anons. lrn2rding comprehension.

Just walk away from the tv bud.

>Colbert walks out
>Sooooo….
>... literally ... a Russian puppet for Putin
>All white women immediately give birth to multiracial children without becoming pregnant
>A small Caucasian child seated in the third row of the audience ceases to exist
>Most white men in the audience undergo a chemical skin darkening process
>Colbert pulls a .357 Magnum from his pocket and shoots the remaining white men in the audience in the head
>The multiracial crowd are on the floor at this point in hysterics
>The sound waves from the laughter in the room shatter Colberts glasses, he removes them from his face
>An MPAA member runs towards the camera in an attempt to cut the live feed to the televised audience due to the violence of the situation
>Colbert shoots him in the head before he reaches the camera because he is a straight white male
>As he sees his reflection in the camera, the smile on Colberts face slowly fades and he stares blankly into the camera, he peers down to see that he ejacualted his pants too
>The sound of laughter slowly fades out and Colbert opens his mouth
>Don't forget Drumpf, I'm coming for EVERY white male
>Every. Single. One.
>He smirks one last time
>The only thing my mouth is good for is for being a holster for...
>He loads the .357 Magnum and sticks the barrel in his mouth
>In a muffled voice he says "thhhhss gnnnnn" as he pulls the trigger
>The nuclear alerts immediately disappear worldwide
>A new age of prosperity where members of all races and faiths share their possessions comes into being
>Jimmy Kimmels son lives to be 150 years old and finds the cure to every disease known to man
>Obamacare is enshrined in the US constitution

It was on a Sunday morning at harvest time, just when the buckwheat was in bloom. The sun was shining bright in the heaven, the morning wind was blowing warmly across the stubble, the larks were singing in the air, the bees were buzzing in the buckwheat, and the people in their Sunday best were on their way to church, and all the creatures were happy, including the hedgehog.

The hedgehog was standing before his door with his arms crossed, humming a little song to himself, neither better nor worse than hedgehogs usually sing on a nice Sunday morning. Singing there to himself, half silently, it suddenly occurred to him that while his wife was washing and drying the children, he could take a little walk into the field and see how his turnips were doing. The turnips were close by his house, and he and his family were accustomed to eating them, so he considered them his own.

No sooner said than done. The hedgehog closed the house door behind him and started down the path to the field. He hadn't gone very far away from his house at all, only as far as the blackthorn bush which stands at the front of the field, near the turnip patch, when he met up with the hare, who had gone out for a similar purpose, namely to examine his cabbage.

When the hedgehog saw the hare, he wished him a friendly good morning. The hare, however, who was in his own way a distinguished gentleman, and terribly arrogant about it, did not answer the hedgehog's greeting, but instead said to the hedgehog, in a terribly sarcastic manner, "How is it that you are running around in the field so early in the morning?"

"I'm taking a walk," said the hedgehog.

"Taking a walk?" laughed the hare. "I should think that you could better use your legs for other purposes."

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Tien so C L U T C H.

>Since the election he has gone 100% trump 100% of the time
Colbert's just pissed that Trump gets to have two ears instead of one

>colbert walks on stage
>audience applauds
>Heh oh, yeah, sure, yeah hehe.. uh..
>audience quiets down
>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
>puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
>paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
>the audience collectively prepares themselves with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the vacuum of space
>colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Trump!
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's foundations to sway
>dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and leaving some with gaping wounds
>a large glass of water on a stand drops to the floor near a broken light, extending the current
>one of the stage crew accidentally slips and lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
>colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
>the audience laughs as the dead crewman's body catches on fire in the background

This answer made the hedgehog terribly angry, for he could stand anything except remarks about his legs, for by nature they were crooked.

"Do you imagine," said the hedgehog to the hare, "that you can accomplish more with your legs?"

"I should think so," said the hare.

"That would depend on the situation," said the hedgehog. "I bet, if we were to run a race, I'd pass you up."

"That is a laugh! You with your crooked legs!" said the hare. "But for all I care, let it be, if you are so eager. What will we wager?"

"A gold louis d'or and a bottle of brandy," said the hedgehog.

"Accepted," said the hare. "Shake hands, and we can take right off."

"No, I'm not in such a hurry," said the hedgehog. "I'm very hungry. First I want to go home and eat a little breakfast. I'll be back here at this spot in a half hour."

The hare was agreeable with this, and the hedgehog left.

On his way home the hedgehog thought to himself, "The hare is relying on his long legs, but I'll still beat him. He may well be a distinguished gentleman, but he's still a fool, and he'll be the one to pay."

Arriving home, he said to his wife, "Wife, get dressed quickly. You've got to go out to the field with me."

"What's the matter?" said his wife.

"I bet a gold louis d'or and a bottle of brandy with the hare that I could beat him in a race, and you should be there too."

"My God, man," the hedgehog's wife began to cry, "are you mad? Have you entirely lost your mind? How can you agree to run a race with the hare?"

"Hold your mouth, woman," said the hedgehog. "This is my affair. Don't get mixed up in men's business. Hurry up now, get dressed, and come with me."

What was the hedgehog's wife to do? She had to obey, whether she wanted to or not.

As they walked toward the field together, the hedgehog said to his wife, "Now pay attention to what I tell you. You see, we are going to run the race down the long field. The hare will run in one furrow and I in another one. We'll begin running from up there. All you have to do is to stand here in the furrow, and when the hare approaches from the other side, just call out to him, 'I'm already here.'"

With that they arrived at the field, the hedgehog showed his wife her place, then he went to the top of the field. When he arrived the hare was already there.

"Can we start?" said the hare.

"Yes, indeed," said the hedgehog. "On your mark!" And each one took his place in his furrow.

The hare counted "One, two, three," and he tore down the field like a windstorm. But the hedgehog ran only about three steps and then ducked down in the furrow and remained there sitting quietly.

When the hare, in full run, arrived at the bottom of the field, the hedgehog's wife called out to him, "I'm already here!"

>100% trump 100% of the time

the autists are out in force ITT

The hare, startled and bewildered, thought it was the hedgehog himself, for as everyone knows, a hedgehog's wife looks just like her husband.

The hare thought, "Something's not right here." He called out, "Let's run back again!" And he took off again like a windstorm, with his ears flying from his head. But the hedgehog's wife remained quietly in place.

When the hare arrived at the top, the hedgehog called out to him, "I'm already here!"

The hare, beside himself with excitement, shouted, "Let's run back again!"

"It's all right with me," answered the hedgehog. "For all I care, as often as you want."

So the hare ran seventy-three more times, and the hedgehog always kept up with him. Each time the hare arrived at the top or the bottom of the field, the hedgehog or his wife said, "I am already here!"

But the hare did not complete the seventy-fourth time. In the middle of the field, with blood flowing from his neck, he fell dead to the ground.

The hedgehog took the gold louis d'or and the bottle of brandy he had won, called his wife from her furrow, and happily they went back home.

And if they have not died, then they are still alive.

Thus it happened that the hedgehog ran the hare to death on the Buxtehude Heath, and since that time no hare has agreed to enter a race with a hedgehog.

He's been on Sup Forums multiple times a day for over a year. I don't give a fuck either way but you are all legitimately obsessed. It's quite pathetic.

Trump isn't a neocon, no brain niggermonkey.