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But that's not Mike and Jay.
>gal gadot is a great actress
>yeah
god fucking dammit they're so braindead.
It's not Mike and Jay but at least it's not Mike and Ryan.
>I like Cyborg because he reminds me of the bull that fucks my wife
What did James mean by this?
he's the angry VIDEO GAME RYANNNN
yeah a star wars trailer came out idiot so that's the priority they need time to go buy there star wars toys
remember that time when they uploaded Blade Runner 2049 review and in the middle of the review cuck porn started to play and youtube had to delete the video? What did he meant by this?
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>DUDE GODZILLA LMAO
james is probably the only guy that prefers 98 godzilla to 2014 one.
Why are you trying to imply there's some kind of dichotomy to those two as if there aren't Godzilla movies besides those two. Is it because 98 is the only comparison you could make where 2014 comes out favorably?
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james spend the majority of the review defending 98 film. he really hates that fucking 2014 movie.
Mike made a comment in another video that apparently James was tired and couldn't watch the bull that day due to ill health
>due to ill health
mysteriously contracted ebola
Someone please shop "be patient I have autism" onto James' hat.
Not even any point watching their video
It will come out ~5 days after opening day and they will both hate it
I dont know who these people are but the one on the left is 100% fucking the one on the right's wife in front of him
>Can't even properly light a green screen
JUST
well, somebody knocked up april twice, and that wasn't james that's for sure.
fpbp
Reminder that guy on the left legitimately has a 12" penis
I watched 2 minutes and had to stop because the cringe was unbearable
They both seem legit autistic
wasn't this guy showing his dick to 13 year old's
Bullshit, proof??
did they like it?
well they deleted the video, so you can't find it now.
OP here
sorry wrong link
here : youtube.com
someone post the webm of mike with the landwhakles
Armond threads deleted for "advertising" but these stay up?
garbage.
James Rolfe is an earnest, warm-hearted guy with a passion for filmmaking who would never hurt anyone, and what do you fuckheads do? Slander and lie about him.
You dug up a years-old post that his wife made on Cinemassacre about her post adding more diversity to the site (which was the only kind of social justice-esque thing she ever said), and your logic took this to mean that she forced James to add an interracial romance to the movie because she craves BBC. OH NOES, A BLACK GUY KISSED A WHITE GIRL IN A MOVIE? IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!! "But the girl was James' wife." Yes, but they were FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. Are you telling me Ewan McGregor likes to chop off his friend's legs and set them on fire because he played Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Then there’s the “retard baby“. Yes, there were complications with the birth, but that was it - the baby is healthy and normal. It's yet another case of the Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and Sup Forums shit cancer trifecta taking one thing out of context and running it into the ground with their endlessly forced memes.
This is cruel, tasteless, mean-spirited slander and you should all be thrown in jail for defamation.
Go away, James
>only opinion that matters
Here's the thing...
is doug about to shoot a school up?
proof
why kermode never reviewed avgn the movie?
>But that's not Mike and Jay.
Is mike and Jaymes
April does look like some white trash whore that has many black dicks inside her cunt. The point is she (and mike, ryan, and others) are ruining james. James is like a puppet to them. A monkey. Dance monkey dance. They just use James to make money. le cuck meme might not be true, but james is such a beta bitch, it's not even funny. it's just sad.
Super limited cinema release and Kermode is strictly a conema reviewer. He hasn't wven owned a television since the early nineteen eighties I think.
Kermode is cinema only. He's never seen shit like Breaking Bad, Deadwood, SoA, The Wire.. any of that.
Fuck me his movie knowledge is autistically comprehensive, and could tell you without having to think about it what the 2nd unit director on "Chair de Poule" had for breakfast in 1963, but he couldn't yell you who starred in the A Team if you held a gun to his nuts.
Kino reviewer. Especially his epic rants.
what a shit amateurish introduction
>ONLY OPINION THAT MATTERS
Maybe 5 or 6 years ago... James is well past his prime and you know it
>ONLY OPINION THAT MATTERS IS UP
We heard. He liked it.
Say, isn't that the nerd guy who couldn't get Citizen Kane after he paid a film instructor to explain it to him, and his life partner?
why does the guy on the right look so uncomfortable on his on show? is the guy on the left an annoying fag?
All I know about kermode is that he has some sjw bullshit opinions, and that he recommended Half in the Bag in his book.
>He liked it.
Confirmed for Transformers-tier.
>listening to niggers
>a masterpiece that is nonetheless imperfect.
Even Armond's on full damage control
KEK
GODZILLADAW
>life partner
lmao james wishes april was his "life partner"
>white
98 Godzilla had actual characters. That alone makes it better than 2014.
Thank Christ Shin Godzilla was released.
that's right Jay
yeah, they had a literal murderer matthew "no brakes" broderick
So there is no proof that the video had porn in it then
batman and robin is a masterpiece compared to JUST League.
>‘Keep it moving,” Queen Hippolyta (Connie Nielsen) commands her Amazon soldiers in Justice League as they prevent supervillain Steppenwolf from stealing a “Mother Box,” one of three mysterious components that form life’s ultimate energy source. This is the moment that the movie Justice League begins to soar.
Only Armond or an actual retard would list "protecting generic MacGuffin #5456418" as the moment a movie begins to soar.
But then, considering his love of Transformers, that nigger probably has a magical cube fetish.
>Stone Sour t-shirt
Doug continues to be King Pleb
You forgot a based cunny destroyer along with half the cast of Simpsons.
Fuck, I kinda wanna watch it again. That movie was a memefactory. If Sup Forums existed in 1998 it would've been a classic.
>even comic books themselves with their two-dimensional limitations
Jesus Christ does he even read comics?
>4 minutes in
>"I'm tired of these movies always having to be over 2 hours. Can we just always have it under 2 or at 2?"
Man... having a family really fucked James up... You know something is wrong when a film buff such as James can't sit thorough 2-hour+ movies anymore
should have added some cardboard in the movie.
Well, they did meet in special ed classes when they were kids and then decide to spend the rest of their lives dressing up in cartoon character costumes and shitting in each other's mouths to post online
didn't this guy release a movie that was critically panned that everyone hated and thought was amateurish despite it being his life project or some shit? where does he get off criticizing other people's movies?
yup. hes proud of it though.
He's anti "sjw" in the sense that he doesn't review movies negatively if they have really problematic scenes. He's able to separate movie from director pretty well and can keep his openly Trotsky politics out of his criticism. He said the Ghostbusters reboot was pretty dire but the mysoginist and sexist hate the director and actors got was way beyond the pale. Which it was.
He's openly liberal, (the british variety not usa) is a confirmed Trotsky fan and doesn't automatically think women fuck things up just by being alive.
I guess by those metrics he's an sjw.
the old rlm way.
Kermode's just as biased as any critic out there. The difference is his bias is born of an undeserved intellectual snobbery. He thought "mother!" was deep, and I can tell you right now that all its "hidden" meaning is laughably close to the surface.
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>wonderwoman was great
>gal gadot is a great actress
fucking dropped
We hate your cunt wife, James.
Not you :3
>listening to a guy who went to special ed and a guy he might have met in special ed
I would never take James' and Mike's opinions seriously.
I'm also a passive aggressive poster from neogaf.
>OH NOES, A BLACK GUY KISSED A WHITE GIRL IN A MOVIE? IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!! "But the girl was James' wife." Yes, but they were FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.
Wtf that was his wife?
I've never even been to neogaf but I like how you're aware of how they post.
>You poast on 4chin
>Mike fucks hot trannies
ITT: MOMMY! PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AREN'T PARROTING THE SAME OPINION THAT I'M PARROTING!
He thought there was no witch in The Witch and it was just a family going crazy and killing each other. Only a 13 year old boy would conjure up such a cliché generic autistic theory like that, a theory which is completely false. If you have basic comprehension skills the movie makes it impossible for that theory to be true.
jesus fuck 2 minutes in and I've already had enough of mike's cringeness
how did this guy get such a hot tranny girlfriend? Is this the power of internet fame?
this could literally describe like 75% of threads on Sup Forums
it's pretty easy to find a mentally ill homosexual and mind control him into fucking you these days user, stop being such an autist
Mike "big man" is the onlly reason i watch those videos he is really great
Hey Mike doing any live streams tonight?
i am not mike but i do enjoy the excitement that looking at mikes handsomely boyish and charming features give to me. if i was a girl i would be drooling. he has a funny sense of humor too. and dont even get me started on that log of his