Interstellar thread

>23 YEARS, 4 months, 8 days ISOLATED on a spacecraft

what would you have done?

Myself

I FUCK THE MUSIC
I MAKE IT CUM

browse Sup Forums
youtube
beat off
sleep
repeat for 23 years, 4 months, 7 days

I've almost been a NEET for that long, so it's not a big deal. It's pretty comfy.

Why didn't they fly to a planet with negative mass to turn back time to the good old days?

was MC Ride truly the most qualified black man they could find?

I liked the movie but I found it really hard to believe this poor man would stay there for decades on that ship. Their mission is the most important in human history, and if they fail, they're fucked, but I think I would definitely go insane after about five years of it. Hopefully they had the ship loaded up with tend of millions of books, kinos, music, and tv shows.

Does no one remember that it took him 2 years for his calculations, and then he slept for most of it?

You've been a NEET that long or you're 23?

Why didn't they go negative speed to reverse time?

I was incredibly sick when I saw the movie, that makes a lot more sense.

So the robot transmits some incredibly complex secret to the universe gravity equation in Morse code? Wouldn't that take months? Could it even really be done?

If he was worried about sleeping forever, couldn't he have just set up his pod to wake him up every 20 years or so automatically? If they weren't back after like 10 cycles, he could've just bailed and been all good in the hood. Why did he stay awake like a retard?

>worrying about time in a tesseract created to transcend the limits of it
It's like you didn't even watch the movie

Been a NEET that long. I'm 39.

he said it wouldn't be good dreaming his life away, and that he took 2 years for the calculations, the rest between sleeping and waiting, not sure about the ratio

What's that been like? What do you even do day to day?

The daughter has to interpret the message, fucktard. Guess what that takes? Time.

Lucky guy to pull it off for that long.

I just watch movies and tv shows, browse online, I have a power rack and a barbell so I can do all kinds of compound lifts and the safety bars make it so I don't need a lifting partner. Never got into PC stuff but I have a few consoles and play games every so often.

>she wasn't 100 years old by the end of the film
So the message gets sent out, and she decodes it. Message gets coded INSTANTLY because it's tesseract time, and then she takes a decade or two to decode it. Hopefully she started at the right part, or didn't miss anything in between. And who knows, maybe it was 10,000 characters on repeat. We don't know, but it appears to me that you're the fucktard, fucktard.

I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE

Stop reading my diary

HITHITHIT

>paradigm shifting physics
>10,000 characters repeated
I think I need to speak to someone who's thought about it.

death grips

...

congratulations you're both familiar with the band

Fapped and played video games.

implying I haven't already spent 26 years alone, isolated on an emotional spacecraft. I long to feel what the humons feel

Do you have autism dollars or do your parents subsidize your lifestyle choice

pretty sure he wouldn't have internet.

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>let’s settle the future of our race near a black hole

What did they mean by this?

The 2nd one. I don't deserve them.

>hasn’t smeared his shit on the walls like every other person put in solitary
Cmon give me some realism

Probably open the airlock and suicide by space at some point.

I think you still age in the pods.

He slept through most of it though.

Fuck waiting that long doing fucking nothing.

Matt Damon didn't

Not by much, the pod is "suppose" to slow your metabolism to almost nothing.

nuffin

fap 3 times each day

I will use the incredibly advanced computer system to play solitaire.

>mcconaughey comes back to ship
>starts looking through logs
>runs through years of messages from kids
>finds years of shitposts
>over two decades of shitposting
>Hans zimmer cross fades into benny hill

be honest, Sup Forums

would you have survived that without any pornographic material?

I imagine if I was an astronaut on that mission, hell any mission, I'd probably be in a place mentally where I'm not wishing I could be on the internet shitposting or fapping.
That's why I'm not an astronaut.

Yeezy was unavailable and nobody wants to spend eternity with Tyrone smoke degrass

I've been a NEET shut-in for like 7 years now. It was fine until I moved out on my own. The isolation isn't good for your brain.

I doubt you've been isolated for that long, you would've gone crazy, killed yourself or gotten out of it.

I wish to see Hathaway with short hair again.

I WANT IT I NEED IT NEED IT

sleep all day, eat all night

>TARS set "Sex" level to 100%

Wanked all the skin off my pud.

have every vidya/movie in hand and that will literally take 23 years

>implying Sup Forums isn't just one guy talking to himself

You'd just have really bad latency
>make thread after a month of waiting
>have to wait 20 years for your first (you)
or worse
>open porn gif
>have to wait 20 years for it to load

>wait 23 years for your friends to come back
>die like 3 hours after they get back

All you need to not need a lifting partner is to not be a bitch

>>have to wait 20 years for it to load
>20 years have passed
>your balls are already the size of tangerine
>gif finally loads
>it's a bait&switch gif that switches to dog shovelin

I imagine the entire spaceship must've smelled like stale jiz

>>it's a bait&switch gif that switches to dog shovelin

kekd

>Earth is fucked we need to move some place safer
>lets relocate humanity to a planet orbiting a black whole

Was Nolan even trying when he wrote the script?

HEAD OF A TRICK IN A BUCKET

BODY OF A TRICK IN A BAG

what movie are you talking about user

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

This is me

I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES

How did they get enough food for everyone on a massive starship to move to the new planet?

Bullshit. He would have gone medically insane due to prolonged isolation at this point.

>what would you have done?
Jerked off while sniffing Dr Brands used panties ... a lot

>finally get a chance to write that series of novels without interruption

>create local Sup Forums
>be an anonymous poster
>program robot to simulate thousands of virtual anonymous posters which create a robust culture much like the real Sup Forums
Would the simulated anons get memeing right, or is that a purely human domain?

So why didn't he put himself to sleep?

Ejaculate into zero g and try to catch the floating jizz strings with my mouth.

Nah, I'm on the same boat
It does fuck up your social skills even more. Skimming through websites like this keeps you sane and somewhat coherent, on paper it may even make you smarter. You do it for so long it becomes a study of thought and behavior. Being a NEET is like being a modern day philosopher

Taking philosophy classes is the antipathies of philosophy itself

I LIVE DOWN THE STREET FROM YOU'VE NOTICED ME I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LISTEN UP YOU NOSY BITCH LISTEN CLOSE

>antipathies

yeah
no human contact at all for 23 years would probably drive any man insane though

Yeah.. so?

...

what did he mean by this?

Freeze myself in the cryogenic chamber

Make a cum figurine

Good for you, man. I was only able to last until 35. Now I'm a boring normie.

like Australians?

Literal homos

Start experimenting with industrial hip hop