Leakerbro here. I work closely with Hussie and his epilogue flash and because I am fucking pissed at him, I will leak you all of the important details he and my former friends planned to show.
>Tons of Guest Artists such as xamag and Ikimaru were working on this flash. >The flash will be 30 minutes long. >It starts with Terezi flying around in Space next to the black hole while sad music plays. (Credit for Toby on this piano masterpiece) >we switch back to the kids in Universe C >Rose and Kanaya enjoying a picnic together in a grass field >Dirk and Jake playing soccer >The moment you guys have all been waiting for: Dave and Karkat holding hands and kissing each other in a joke-y way. Hussie knows about the shitstorm potential and revels on the upcoming clickbait views. >Flash now shows a huge scyscraper with a Jane-personalized logo >The Felt are her butlers and Jack Noir is her mindcontrolled slave wearing maid clothing and serving her strawberries while she looks happy and satisfied. >And yes, Cohen's updates are canon. >we go back to the grass field and see Jade playing with WV and PM together. >suddenly a flash appears and it's Davepeta. >a flashback happens and we see Davepeta and Aradia saving every dreamghost while Vriska and LE are consumed by the juju light. >they transport them to dreambubbles far away and they all start celebrating, with Meenah and Tavros hugging each other and a background Shrek and Eridan are also shown. (Cont.)
>Davepeta waves farewell and teleports to current time Jade. >they have a heart-warming hug >Calliope and Roxy see them and they start waving and shouting at them >we move to Caliborn and Gamzee watching those scenes on their tv tower >A tall John teleports behind them and he destroys the whole tower with a single hammer hit. >he vanishes away and Caliborn and Gamzee look dumb-founded >the flash moves towards the space background and Terezi is still looking for Vriska. >she meets (Terezi) and (Vriska) who wave at her while holding hands and then getting sucked together into the black hole >Terezi is now crying hard and flies away from the blackhole, giving up and we see Vriska's broken glasses floating before the scenery switches. >John hugs Terezi as she comes back and they all take a group photo. >The End
I hope you fuckers enjoy the upcoming epilogue.
Jordan Parker
Bullshit
Jaxson Gray
Welp, time to finally kill myself.
Lincoln Long
>Vriska being DAOTS
If only
Daniel Taylor
>Epilogue >Every what the fuck moment of four chan dot org and then some
>because I am fucking pissed at him What, did he piss in your coffee or something
Juan Powell
So is Davepeta
Benjamin Mitchell
And we all thank god that thing is
Brandon Hall
>still getting pissed at Vriska Why? She is not even a character anymore.
Easton Price
So hiveswap is 4/13 now right
Jayden Wood
>MY UNCLE WORKS FOR NINTENDO GUISE TRUST ME!
Cameron Cruz
But user, this is completely and 100% true. I don't know why you would think anything otherwise.
Tyler Edwards
It's true when he mentioned Davekat. This meme ship will be Hussies gold mine.
Daniel Johnson
>The Felt are her butlers and Jack Noir is her mindcontrolled slave wearing maid clothing and serving her strawberries while she looks happy and satisfied. Perfection.
Daniel Brooks
3 questions 1. Is this what hussies been working on 2. Is it coming on 413 3. When joey
Joshua Harris
So who does jane end up with? The mind controlled jack and felt?
Camden Baker
Nice fake leak.
But I want to believe that even Hussie wouldn't respond to all the complaints about the anticlimactic ending by making ANOTHER equally anticlimactic ending.
The John/Caliborn thing especially gives it away. We already know that John's beef with Caliborn will lead to the "masterpiece", which shows that you didn't do your research.
Also your summary adds up to 5 minutes of animation at most.
Luke Reed
>Johnrezi is canon I'd be happy with this if it weren't so fucking fake.
Isaiah Williams
Oh, it's you
Luis Parker
I can't fucking believe Vriska purchased some stupid Sigmarines.
Jack Cooper
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Jack Perry
Floaty abuse is a ten year criminal sentence for the first offense.
Brayden Wilson
facist
Joshua Richardson
fuck this bs where is rtu
Connor Wilson
up ur a hole
Robert Perez
Shut up NSF, you don't know how anti-float-abuse laws work.
Jaxon Edwards
>Homestuck is not over yet
JUST END THE FUCKING RIDE
Brandon Adams
We're on like five cliffhangers right now, of course it's not over.
Jaxson Reed
most likely bullshit
although I would be pleased if Johnrezi became canon
Robert Rodriguez
Never gonna happen. Act Omega fan project is the closest we'll ever get to closure.
Carson Myers
Literally solves none of the problems of the first ending.
Chase Brown
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Oliver Ross
>Cohen's updates are canon. Who???
I picked a really weird day to come back to Sup Forums.
Samuel Wilson
My Dad works for Homestuck, and I can tell you it's all true: Hussie's incompetence, Cohen's incredible contributions, the stuff that made no sense, all of it.
Gabriel Ortiz
>most likely bullshit
You should have figured that out the moment he mentioned Dirk
Grayson Ramirez
>no mention of the galactic police executing all the players for universal genocide Did Hussie expect me to read it?
Alexander Russell
>dude how many levels of cliffhangers are you on?
Kayden Miller
>galactic police >implying it's not a group of PVP sburbers
Aaron Scott
That's their guild name.
Oliver Reyes
...
Grayson Jones
I'm pretty sure we've been on more.
Kevin Ramirez
>Lord English is essentially just a high level ganker
Kevin Butler
>the feared planet looters and universe-robbers, XXXX _420_Bilious_Dick_420_XXXX, whose empire stretches across multiverses
Ayden Ross
>LE flying around the furthest ring killing shit >somehow gets a PM from a random alien race asking him to stop killstealing
Angel Carter
This.
It's literally the most perfect ship.
Nicholas Flores
>not 420 Wayward Vagabong
Leo Sanders
Nah, gank implies he basically lies in wait like a cunt, English is the guy you see across the battlefield coming a million miles away and you're prepped and ready for him, and then within five seconds he's already completely killed your entire team. Then he calls you a faggot and teabags your corpse before jumping on a cash-shop bought mount and riding away.
Angel Howard
Is Sburb p2w?
Zachary Evans
No, but it's IMBA as fuck, and the devs are dicks who will straight up give players OP weapons if they don't like the way world PVP is going.
Blake Taylor
Some guy two threads ago requested Samurai Dave. I also pissed off a fujoshit for the first time in other news.
Nathan Nguyen
Does your uncle work at Nintendo, too?
Thomas Allen
...
Lucas Ross
...
Nathan Brooks
March
Jason Stewart
>first he appropriates black culture >now he appropriates Japanese culture
Is Dave problematic?
Josiah Baker
Dave WAS problematic, but then he renounced everything his past self, and then his alternate self became an abomination that shouldn't be alive.
Levi Butler
I love how this whole post-epilogue situation is so vague and incompetent that this utter piece of bullshit leak could be true and we have nothing to bounce it off of because of the sheer scale of how little we expect.
tell me about btfoing the fujo
Isaiah Wood
>because I am fucking pissed at him why're you mad?
Hudson Baker
i wonder if they even do a sketch first before inking and coloring and thinking "this is as good as it gets" do they even use reference
Colton Reyes
...
Isaac Wilson
he's always appropriated japanese culture his weapon is a katana
Kayden Campbell
That's what people do, user. They try to draw characters as ugly as possible in order to spread acceptance or because they want X representation, or some other incomprehensible reason. As long as you can vaguely tell that it's the same character their job is done, in their eyes.
Sebastian Kelly
They got mad over my stupid retcon edit calling the ship generic. Only for them to have their blog full of davekat shit. I wouldn't mind if she was at least self aware.
Jayden Sullivan
yes but do they even put effort into their art i mean do they even try to improve
Christian Torres
What ship?
John James
You did an edit?
Jace Bailey
...
Ethan Miller
It's funny, usually their art becomes worse over time but they believe it to have improved.
Levi Ward
>>The flash will be 30 minutes long. this is a dead giveaway
Ayden Thomas
I am a filthy katnep faggot.
Gabriel Russell
Try to go to any convention in the year 2017 and find one (1) homestuck cosplayer who is not 18> years old
Benjamin Foster
Nothing filthy about having good taste, friend.
Leo Ward
Eridan Appreciation Month feels so good
>great design >great villain >personality you love to hate >gets his comeuppance in a satisfying flash
Luis Gomez
I'm just have to look in a mirror.
Jaxson Brooks
Dad = best girl
Logan Campbell
>people got pissed over this God what babies
Ryder Nelson
Can you draw Jade wearing one of those dog cones? You know, the ones they wear after surgery. I looked everywhere and couldn't find it as subject material for some reason.
Connor Clark
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Mason Perez
What does that say in the parentheses?
Oliver Hernandez
I can't fill the void. People call Homestuck shit, but but I'm pretty sure we all agree it's still better than every other webcomic by a wide margin, even at its lowest points. Is there anything that compares?
Sebastian Thomas
Just one.
Ryan Carter
What if Jade + Dave really did = stars?
Cameron Turner
Then the planet would be fucking doomed and Universe C would have a new galactic-tier star cluster to have some shit orbit around. Stars are big.
Nathaniel Anderson
Are we Breath users because we don't have the freedom to drop a dead comic
Wyatt Gonzalez
Quite a few, I'd say.
Samuel Garcia
WOMANLET
Josiah Myers
I haven't been taking too many requests lately because I have been a little more busy than usual. Same thing John said except with a meow. I might increase the contrast on the image so it can be read more easily but I didn't think it'd be necessary to understand the context.
Sebastian Flores
thx
Aaron Cruz
YOU SHOULD DR8W
John as Megaman and Dave as Protoman
Jacob Perez
That sounds fucking bad and disappointing enough to be real.
Evan Campbell
This was probably traced from a picture of a black man, wasn't it
Eli Phillips
just let the fanbase die
Brandon Jackson
Dreams don't die. Especially nightmares.
Mason Turner
Good to see someone took responsibility and got Jade spayed and neutered
Samuel Bell
No, she just got de-ticked. How naive of you to think the Earth will ever be free of Jade's special brand of reproductive tyranny.
Nathan Miller
People keep going after this problem in the wrong way. You don't need to sterilize Jade, she's too tough. You go after the weakest link. You castrate Dave.