"Justice League is the latest installment in the DC Cinematic universe, directed by Zack Whedon...

>"Justice League is the latest installment in the DC Cinematic universe, directed by Zack Whedon, starring a big alcoholic mess who wants out, and everyone else who wants a career. Mike, what did you think of Warner Brothers', DC's, Joss Snyder's, Justice League?"
>"Well Jay... I loved it. It was exactly what I wanted from this movie. A big fucking mess."

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They're usually a bit funnier and more clever than that, but you're pretty close.

I'm waiting for a joke about Snyder's daughter being casted for Suicide Squad 2

They usually only joke about people that are long dead or died at an old age.

Nah that's the exact level of laziness that every intro has boiled down to for a couple years now.

>[movie] is the latest [film/installment/movie/etc] from [joke about creator] starring [joke about one or more of the stars] focused around [joke about content or plot or premise of the movie]. [Mike/Jay], what did you think of, [movie]?

they would have in the early days, since they've gotten patreon they've had to dial back the edge and dial up the le wacky ironic jokes to appease their reddit paypigs.

Yeah, but their jokes are funnier and more clever.

They made an "STD" joke int heir Star trek talk between Mike and Rich.

They're not particularly clever or creative and their intros involve basic joke templates of referencing real world events surrounding actors and directors or their careers and that's the extent of the "joke". Ironically while they criticize comedies for making jokes that are essentially just "remember this thing that happened/existed? Remember?" that's also all that their introductory jokes are based around as well.

You sound like you have a neckbeard

>What did you think about Just Lice League Jay
>Well, now we know why Zack Snyders daughter killed herself

You sound like you have a neckbeard

i love when they review two movies and mix up the descriptions. cheap gag but it always make me laugh

Batman vs superman opening : 166 million
Justice league: 94 million
What the fuck. how did it bomb that bad?

You don't marginalize people of color, do you Sup Forums?

OH GOD PLEASE

Jack Packard proves himself again to be the worst member of RLM, what else is new?
youtube.com/watch?v=N_YmPkh68uY

Their jokes may be dumb, but they make it funny because THEY'RE funny. It's similar to why Will Ferrell was so fun to watch on SNL, the shit he did was so dumb that he would often start laughing himself at how stupid it was, and that's what RLM does, just laugh at how dumb they're being, and then we laugh with them.

Who gives a shit about Jack.

Roleplaying that you're mad is worse, falseflaggot.

>its gonna be another mike disagrees with jay's opinion episode

Why haven't they completely distanced themselves from Jack yet?

>Jay says it's shit and garbage
>Mike says it's the best schlock to have hit theaters in years
>Jay agrees and says it's okay

>what did you think of, [movie]?
distorted name of the movie*

Which episode of Star Trak will Mike reference?

I just discovered Half in the Bag a few weeks ago, and after watching probably close to 30 episodes I've noticed some clear patterns that made me bored with it. One being that Jay always shits on the good movies and liked the shitty movies, and Mike always disagrees with Jay. Plus Jay's complaints are almost always the same for every movie, and they're always retarded. Mike's complaints are generally reasonable.
Also, Jay isn't funny whatsoever. He makes me cringe. Mike is fucking hilarious.

something from voyager

>spamming this every thread
It really makes you look like a butthurt little toddler, you know.

You're all forgetting that Rich Evans will be in the video because he was in MoS and BvS.

If Mike wasn't a part of RLM they would be just another generic film review channel struggling with less than 1000 views per video. He put them on the map and provides pretty much all of the laughs, as well as their distinctive style of humor. Those other leeches should be grateful.
Its not spammed every thread though.

When are we getting a follow up to the The Pee Pee Song, Jack?

I like Jack. Is this screenshot supposed to upset me?

Seems pretty reasonable Tbh

why do they even call him aids moby? does he have aids? does he like whales?

he's only not racist because he lived in privileged midwestern farmtown where everything is well manicured by generations of stout and righteous people.

the guy's clearly sheltered.

he looks like he has aids and moby is a bald musical artist you are too young to know about

They know Mike is RLM. One of the earliest Half In the Bags they had a skit how people want Mike and not his two dumbass sidekicks

>doesn't know moby
Ask your mom for a late term abortion

Good, they should know their place.

>does he like whales?
Fuck

I'm not a burger, just googled that guy.

>does he like whales?

Reminder that the internet basically declared an all out crusade against this man for no other reason than because he liked to hang out with his friends.

Ok we get it Rich you hate them

That's not true. Most Half in the Bags open with cynical commentary on a culturural phenomenon related to the film with the rest of the video spent discussing aspects particular to the movie.

>does he like whales?

GUARDS! GUARDS! THIS MAN IS NOT A RACIST! SEIZE HIM!

Red Letter Media is a business, it's an entertainment company. You can't bring an unfunny, ironibad SJW mouthpiece and then be shocked when people reject him.

Don't forget that Jack is a self-descibed "wicked smart viral marketing professional" and most likely shills and markets RLM on reddit and Sup Forums.

You sound like you have a less successful youtube channel.

Evil (Drunk) Aidsmoby>>>>>> Regular Aidsmoby

The Halloween special from last year was fucking great. Also, what do you think of the spotlight Best of the Worst?

You sound like you have a less successful youtube channel.

AIDSMoby mugging for the camera after anything funny happened reminded me why I found him such an annoying attension seeking jackass. Other than that it was really good.

Jack is pretty funny, and he's got really good insights into film. Hell, he's better than Mike nowadays.

dude what? is he from wisconsin like rlm is? if that's the case then if he's not a racist he's just a cuckold that was probably bullied

So you're saying he's an asset to the company and they let him be on segments sometimes because it's fun and he's earned it behind the scenes?

He is correct

Jack is much better than Rich

Drunk Jack is a top 4 RLM member (Mike, Jay and Jim being the 3 best)

what did jay meant by this?

Mike is funny but he's a huge pleb when it comes to movies, while Jay is the most patrician member of RLM

completely wrong

>closeted gay man talking about issues with women

>closeted

not an excuse

>being a mikefag

>I've heard about pornography but I've only really seen it in the context of my folk film studies class
>It takes a demeaning attitude towards the fairer sex; I wasn't impressed
oh Jay you made me a belieber

>Justice League is the latest installment in the DC Cinematic universe, where Batman and Superman fight, but then make up in the end to fight a large alien like monster, and we don't mean Gal Gadot! Sound similar? Well it should, because just like BvS, this is a hot mess. And we don't mean Gal Gadot!

nothing he said was wrong
now go back to /wsg/ felix

They wouldn't do such a joke that early, these guys aren't complete cynic assholes.

Mike would easily go there before he has to rely on Patreon and not offend their reddit audience too much.

Moby was pretty big outside of the US (for a short while). Though I only remember one song (Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?) Also his "beef" with Eminem.

I started watchig RLM about a month ago and I can’t fucking STAND Josh and hey insist on putting him in like evry BOTW episode

Dude is the definition of a soyboy know it all who never shuts the uck up and has to chime in on every comment. Whenever someone is talking you can see and hear him ready to cut into what theyre saying

Why do they put up with that faggot?

I wish theyd just roll with Jay/Mike/Rich for everything

As a matter of fact, Jack works very well in the team, as a business. They chose wisely.

The more you see of Rich the less you'll like of him. He's a genuine cunt with shit opinions.

Jack gets better as time goes on, especially when he's drunk. The last BotW where he and Mike were shitfaced was great.

he has a couple of good songs if you're into that sort of stuff youtube.com/watch?v=13EifDb4GYs

youtu.be/W1QJazEHMUo?t=55m33s

>Don't forget that Jack is a self-descibed "wicked smart viral marketing professional"
Ugh. It's never a good thing when I'm reminded of Opie.

>Yeah, but their jokes are funnier and more clever.
Cringe. The delusion of RLM fags.

Nah. That's objectively an extremely assholeish thing to do. There's a difference between roasting a person and laughing at something horrible that happened to them.
Even in the early days they never did anything comparable.

>he's never seen Heat
youtube.com/watch?v=U2RNPa1fDyE
Sure it's not a Moby original song, but whatever.

>hating on Rich
Pig disgusting. He's been on fire the past few episodes.

JUSTice league half in the bag coming out today

t. Patreon fag

Seen any Pre Rec shit? He's a twat that only looks good because they edit the shitty parts out. His only value is as Mike's punching bag

Rich is pretty good, can stand up on his own when paired with one of the others, but he really shines when partnered up with Mike, like that Terrible Han Solo Movie Ideas video.

If Mike and/or Rich are missing in favor of Jack or Josh for a Best of the Worst, I'm disappointed. Don't give a shit about Jay though, swap him for whoever. Shit, just replace him with Len Kabasinski full time.

Why would I watch video game shit? Fuck off to Sup Forums

Why do they only review capeshit now?

I like Jack, but all who insult PewDiePie must suffer the wrath.

Back to Sup Forums with your JRPG and DRM

They don’t.

So what you're saying is that Rich evans is the key to this

I've grown to like Jack recently.

Josh is and always will be shit though. Not funny and gets salty when they don't take the botw discussions seriously

JUSTICE LEAGUE SUCKS... AND I LOVED IT

>gay
Didn't Jay and Mike fight over a girl, almost ending their friendship?

Honestly Jay has become the worst by far lately. They all have shit opinions sometimes, that's just life, at least they're honest about them. But with Jay there's always a pretentious pseudointellectualism where he tries to justify his nonsensical ramblings with film school jargon he barely understands while simultaneously giving up and calling any scene with emotional depth he can't identify with "boring".

>Not funny and gets salty when they don't take the botw discussions seriously
It's their job though. Mike and Rich can milk a shitty joke forever, but they need to finish talking about the fucking video. He's not funny, but someone needs to be the responsible one.

There's plenty of example of podcasts and shit that start with a theme, then get consumed by memes and inside jokes, abandon the initial theme and eventually lose the audience because new people don't know what's happening and old fans got tired.

>ut they need to finish talking about the fucking video
Are you fucking kidding? JOSH is the one who never shuts up and goes on at length about irrelevant details of the shitty film they watched. Even RICH blasted his ass on it once.

Unlike a podcast, you can clean shit up in editing and create a coherent narrative in a video.

>eventually lose the audience
No, they lost you, brainlet. You're basically just advertising you're autistic and can't keep up with the banter.

Opie was a good captain. Antwan without him is just a raving Sup Forumstard with no breaks.

>pretentious
>pseudointellectualism
Any other pointless words you don’t understand the meaning of you’d like to cram in there?