Name three times he was in the wrong

Name three times he was in the wrong.

Not getting in the front seat

Memorial flowers

1. Trying to take the golf club from the dead body with no proof it was his and not just the same kind

2. When he gave away a cabinet

3. Fucking it up with the dry cleaner. One of the more unrealistic assumptions he's made, and she was hot as fuck.

Using the house bathroom at the party getting the maid fired

Not taking off his shoes at the porn stars house when the wife asked

Lying to Japanese guy about killing the swan

>Using the house bathroom at the party getting the maid fired
The hosts overreacted, and the odds of them even finding out were pretty low.
>Not taking off his shoes at the porn stars house when the wife asked
Yes
>Lying to Japanese guy about killing the swan
That worked out, even though he got caught he didn't get banned.

Complimenting that guy on his son's penis

>Not taking off his shoes at the porn stars house when the wife asked
No, she was a cunt

1. stealing flowers
2. not tipping mocca joe
3. escaping when he damaged the police car

>2. not tipping mocca joe
That was a favor between friends. Joe was even willing to accept a favor in return, but was a dick about it when Larry put in the work for a favor even though it didn't work out.

yes
also
getting cheryl on seinfeld

>screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP" at sammy

>invading the doctors privacy at his home

>pretending to faint when he finds out his gf has cancer

>He was trying to sleep, and Sammy is a cunt anyway
>He thought he was in danger
>He needed an out

1. Stretching his legs in the front row and tripping Shaq
2. Trying to pick a fight with Michael J. Fox that he couldn't win
3. Inviting the sex offender to the passover seder

not making clear to gary that swastikas are NOT ok

But this worked out completely. She did a good job with the part, and they would have even gotten back together if Larry wasn't an idiot.

>invading the doctors privacy at his home
It was extreme circumstances. His life was in danger.

Bullshit. Stiller was a little bitch

I would say doodling offensive things on someone else's property was his first mistake. Who does that?

ITS LIKE I TOOK A STRAW AND PUT IT IN A FROGS ASS

good point, that set a very bad example

He thought he could sell cars.

The sports jersey.

He didn't tell that bitch she that accused him of having the boner to get the fuck out of his house and stop starting problems for him and his wife.

>insulting the women of the plains

>screaming at that lady crying at the funeral

>insulting the people on the bus

And that's just from this season.

>getting cheryl on seinfeld
>But this worked out completely. She did a good job with the part

She wasn't in the final episode you absolute retards. That was the point of that episode.

They didn't fire her for being bad, she quit after Larry quit and hearing him say he only did it for her. The plan worked perfectly. If only Larry had let the ring stain go.

he was clearly in the wrong here

he was wrong to call Romanian women ugly to his Romanian uber driver

He's an arrogant sociopath. He can get away with anything because he's rich and old. I hope his relatives blow his money when he dies.

it's just a show