Would you imagine a Mary?
Would you imagine a Mary?
Matthew Ortiz
Brayden Green
what
Austin Ross
....I'm sorry, I'm going to need some context for this.
Jeremiah Richardson
Asher Cruz
She used to look fucking terrifying, but ABC ordered her to be changed. Way cuter now.
Isaac Scott
i want to fuck her
Jeremiah James
What did she use to look like?
Henry Walker
you weren't kidding
Jonathan Kelly
Got any pics on her original look?
She sort of looks like a 3D model for a milk commercial or something.
Luis Collins
See
Kayden Bell
>Teeth
>No eyebrows
>Lips
>Fat, square head
>Dead, soulless eyes
>Raggedy hair
They were right, that shit is spooky.
New version is adorable though. Very fuckable and waifuable.
Evan White
Looks like a cut-rate Raving Rabbid.
Lucas Sanchez
Original has more charm
Cooper Ortiz
"Charm" is not the word I would have chosen.
Liam Bailey
Original wouldn't lead to porn.
This is bad, or good, depends on how fucked up are you.
Mason Lee
agreed, would fug
Juan Mitchell
Original looks like they took the actress's mouth and eyes and put it on the model.
Henry Thompson
Kind of feel like it weren't creepy enough.
Think about it, all imaginary friends are always cutesy, but your mind works without the restraints of reality and something you imagined would probably real uncanny valley shit.
Lucas Jones
So what will the first 34 be? Mary fucking user or Mary sucking user?
Carter Gomez
Mary fucking user's imaginary friend.
Dylan Jones
so a Minion?
Isaac Reed
Nah, minions are cut-rate Servbots.
Logan Ortiz
I don't know why ABC is bothering, live-action "animated" sitcoms never work with them anymore and haven't since TGIF.
She's cute though. I could totally see the idea as a movie.
Joseph Reed
I came up with, literally 30 words to describe how "Proto-Mary" looked..."Charming" was not one of them.
Dylan Garcia
Hopefully Bloo fucking Mary.
Michael Hall
TGIF?
But yeah, this feels way more like a movie than an ongoing show.
Adam Cooper
>TGIF?
ABC's Friday nights block in the 90's? Family Matters? Full House? Aliens In the Family? Boy Meets World? Dinosaurs? Muppets Tonight?
Caleb Ross
It's been ages, user. I don't remember the naming convention of the block. I assumed it was the name of a singular live action "animated" sitcom.
Anthony Sanchez
>It's been ages, user.
Sorry.
I'm a lonely 27 year old manchild who thrives on remembering times in my childhood when I was actually happy, and that was usually in front of a TV. I remember really obscure shit about my childhood TV watching.
Brandon Ortiz
For what it's worth, I used to watch nearly all those shows. I probably should have known what you meant.
Jose Perry
yup.
Carson Baker
Before Mary turned cute, ABC cut the episodes from 13 to 9.
tvline.com
So they don't have faith in it to begin with. Someone explain to me why they even spent the money?
Nathaniel Gray
Because they need SOMETHING
Brandon Wood
There's always the remote chance something weird could be the next big hit.
Levi Miller
>Fucking Mary would be masturbation
Josiah Long
Should've been more Foster's home, less "I'm fucking insane and seeing shit that ain't there!"
Chase Reed
they cut the episodes because reanimating all the episodes was probably way more than they bargained for cost-wise
Carson Bailey
The whole thing seems like it would be better as a movie, even straight to Netflix.
Samuel King
Too much Foster's and too little "quirky" human drama would just scare the normies away.
Gavin Wood
This. Normies can't handle anything that isn't 99% talking humans.
Hunter Scott
So is this D.W. and Nadine show, just older?