>Was royalty but runt of the litter >Never given anything. Forced to make his own way through life >Treated like shit by everyone in his family except Dennis >Raises an army of his own will (and giving them pants) to take over his family castle (by changing the locks) >Grows his ambition to gain the wand >In one fell swoop looses his army, his castle and his chance at the wand. Also his clothes >Forced into the wilderness >Survives and becomes more powerful than before >Gains a wand of his own, a new more loyal army and even the Book of Spells >Gains a "father" figure and things seem to be looking up >In one more fell swoop looses it all to an even more masterful game
he is never fucking allowed to win and by now he is my favourite character if they go the good guy route before letting me see him being a big evil asshole and getting a good win over star im getting really pissed
Jeremiah White
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Joseph Myers
>and getting a good win over star What is Bon Bon?
Carson Mitchell
>Treated like shit by everyone in his family except Dennis His dad did throw him a pretty decent birthday party once.
Jonathan Harris
Dance with me Diaz!!
Nolan Scott
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Wyatt Diaz
What the hell happened to his dad between then and him becoming kappa Dario Brando?
Liam Collins
>I swear I danced before only once
Adrian Harris
not good enough somehow he is this big threatening dude when he is doing his shit but becomes weak and incompetent around star? bullshit also the whole stars wand does bad magic when ludo is in control got dropped in favour of star corruption wich sucks
Justin Taylor
all of his accomplishments were done by toffee he beat the spider and eagle by himself but the rest of the time toffee was guiding him as an advisor or in wand form
I thought it was pretty good. She lost Glossy and the book of spells and if not for Marco she'd have been thrown into the portal wherever it may lead
Ryan Baker
What exactly are you expecting to happen?
Adrian Lewis
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Andrew Bell
can someone post the MEGAs?
Matthew Campbell
>suck dick like a pro
>I only did it once I swear
Yeah. Sure
Liam Ramirez
Jesus no. I m not a big fan of gays but I wasn't up in arms over that scene
Juan Barnes
Reminder if this story had taken place IRL Star would have made out with Oskar at the party, gotten knocked up due to being horny and Oskar would have been King of Mewni.
Good thing this is fiction though
Alexander Bennett
>I thought it was pretty good. you are a retard with shit taste ludo wins, he wins fair and square and wins entirely by beating star preferably on a one on one battle and wins with his own magic and his own spells and looks fucking cool doing so The best thing they could do is have ludo win by actually reading the book and learning the spells star never bothered to
Wyatt Gonzalez
I hate you Marco
Bentley Ortiz
If this had taken place IRL, Star wouldnt have magic and wouldve been sent to an asylum for mumbling about some Mewni place that shes gonna be queen of.
Dominic Campbell
I don't think there would be magic or a story if this was IRL either
Good thing it's also a Disney cartoon
Bentley Jones
>implying jarco fans care about what happens to the bug
Isaac Reyes
>eyes glow every time they kiss
>implying this means hate
Matthew Johnson
then she escapes the asylum(dungeon) by fighting off the nurses and security(monsters)
Dylan Cruz
Americans prefer privilege and status over hard work and self-determination. See the Kardashians
Kevin Fisher
Sure she does.
Sebastian Butler
Jackie. Lynn "The Rail" Thomas.
Everyone's had a grind.
Liam Peterson
So, they can be used as shower curtains Would Hekapoo approve?
Nathaniel Kelly
If the story was realistic the fucking princess with magical powers that has been doing wathever she wants all her life would be a spoiled cunt that nobody wants around and would bother sociopathy
Alexander Nguyen
>In one fell swoop looses his army, his castle and his chance at the wand. Also his clothes
To be fair, he was a humongous cunt during that adventure:
By and far my favorite character. I'll admi that I actually felt sad when he told Moon "still standing." He is the epitome of willpower, a survivor beyond all odds. If he was on the side of good he'd probably be one of Mewnie's greatest champions.
I still can't believe a show like "Star Versus The Forces Of Evil" has a character as well developed as him.
Charles Evans
Reminder that Janna is delicious asian
Xavier Brooks
>Kardashians
Acting like normal people give a shit about those indulgent asshats.
Austin Nelson
Are they lining up for Marco to brush their teeth too?
Connor Williams
Reminder that in the war between Star and Ludo, Star shot first!
Pretty much got herself an arch nemesis because she was bored.
Evan Miller
>S1: Buff Frog, the best Dad >S2: Ludo Redemption Arc >S3: Eclipsa, Grandma of Darkness Star & the Forces of Evil when?
Brandon Stewart
There isn't a side of good Star parents are cunts, half the kingdom is starving not to mention everyone else outside
Gabriel Rivera
Except the Kardasians literally became rich due to marketing themselves properly which actually requires work.
Robert Kardashian wasn't exactly rolling in dough
Christopher Rogers
Massive blast of glitter comes out all over Marco.
What's with all the glitter.
Yea... "glitter"
Ponyhead
Hey Star I'm a floating head, its not like I've got many places for my zones.
... I'm gonna go shower. And burn my clothes.
Adam Flores
>Gains a wand of his own
Not on his own. Toffee manipulated him to find the wand, which was basically his arm holding onto a magic crystal.
Caleb Harris
>The Mewman version of "fuck, marry, kill" is "flirt, arrange marriage, enslave" You know, for kids
Connor Rogers
Which is why I still don't like Ludo because he was and still is the worst kind of spoiled cunt. I respected him after Ludo in the Wild but I still don't like him and his probable death doesn't bother me
William Hughes
>Reality TV is a con game.
Of course. TLC and Discovery being some of the worst.
Tyler Powell
I actually think that given how repugnantly incapable, selfish, catastrophic, and outright stupid Star and Ponyhead are, St. Olga's is a necessary institution. It just needs someone not-crazyy to run the place.
Also, it's going to be tragically hilarious in Season 3 when King Pony Head is inevitably murdered by Toffee and Lilacia is going to have to step up and be ruler of Uni and take responsibility for her Kingdom given how she ditched her fellow spoiled brats at St. O's the moment they started looking to her for leadership.
Jason Bell
It's more an example of the cult to banality and being famous fir the sake of being famous. Also how USA treat celebrities as its nobility and its hard-on for monarchy despite the democracy meme
Nathaniel Nelson
But you could have both the person you marry and the person you enslave.
Parker Edwards
>half the kingdom is starving
Stop assuming. We saw poor people but there was nothing to imply half of Mewni is poor. And poverty will always exist, you can't magically make it disappear
Juan Evans
That guy really needs to keep doing weird food clouds
Brody Gutierrez
Well, to be fair, he became a cunt because of his circumstances. It's not like he was always that way.
Aiden Bailey
Why is this such a fucking big deal? TLH and SU have openly gay relevant characters.
Christian Kelly
>Marco perfers Pony Head, who has tried to kill him, to Janna
Lucas Turner
Janna is just that undesirable
William Long
He is very great at getting it all clean
Logan Howard
Yeah the way they handled him at the end of the season really dampened my opinion of the show. I honestly thought they were doing a good job of developing him as a foil to Star before then.
Xavier Miller
Yeah but those shows suck
Joshua Cruz
No more than Europe witn Sports stars with that Ball Kicky game thing.
Most people still wonder who that Beckham dude is. And why his bending was so important.
Isaiah Reyes
Marco should remove the undesirables
Jaxson Young
Would you prefer someone who tried to kill you once and has been pretty cool since or that kid who is always dragging you into shit?
Brayden Sanchez
Considering the fact that the entire time he was talking to "the wand" which just so coincidentally happened to have Toffee's arm on it, it was pretty obvious where this was going
Oliver Kelly
They're not Disney.
The show is less than halfway over. He'll get his chance. If it's possible, I wouldn't be surprised if he's the first non-Butterfly we see Dip Down.
Brayden Davis
St. Olga's would be fine if it was actually a school to prepare princesses for the massive responsibilities of ruling a kingdom.
Instead, it reduces them to prettified drones that would only be suited for puppet monarchies.
Josiah Ward
Pony Head leaves him alone most of the time and if the two of them had their way, they would never ever ever ever interact. Star's (former) terrible taste in friends is the only thing that keeps bringing them together.
Janna won't leave him alone and he sees her almost every day. Tom, who has also tried to muder Marco, is more liked by him because at least they share interests and like Pony Head, Tom tends to keep his distance. Most of the time anyway.
Matthew Fisher
Hollywood and Pop Culture news llike to view it that way (and some wish they were). Honestly most people don't give a shit about celebrities.
Zachary Allen
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Luis James
Celebrities aren't nobility because they don't control aspects of government. They're rich became they marketed themselves properly and people voluntarily spend money on their ventures and we're a republic, not a democracy
Ryder Perez
So if the Butterfly family can use the wand to generate matter, at seemingly no cost to themselves, why are so many of the Mewmans and other inhabitants of Mewni living in poverty and squalor?
Jaxson Wilson
Of course half was just a way of saying everyone who isn't part of the aristocracy In reality is way more >You can't make poverty magically disappear in a world with actual magic It's not necessarily the fact that everyone is poor but everyone is poor while they are way too rich and they don't even allow people to harvest their own corn Like why aren't more people farming if people starve on the streets?
Josiah Nelson
>Toffee's plans come to fruition >Ludo, pissed as hell that he was basically a cumrag the whole time dips down out of sheer willpower and rage >Finally gets his big boy body like he always wanted. >Fights Toffee off. After the battle he shrinks down "NO! MY HOT BOD!"
Jordan Jackson
He'll be back.
Parker Thompson
>I'm short and my dad was tough on me
Hard life indeed. If anything, that made him look like a spoiled cunt to me even more
Jaxon Hall
I have a feeling that Toffee is going to try to grow his original body over Ludo's and his "host" will be compelled to rebel during the finale not out of any real sense of goodness or remorse, but out of concentrated selfish spite.
I mean, he's a remorseless baby puncher. That's near the bottom of the barrel level of awfulness.
Like this guys said:
Lucas Foster
The finale is going to involve Ludo switching sides and sacrificing himself to take Toffee out with him.
Caleb Kelly
PONCO REJOICE
Hunter Cox
Considering it's implied that his dad beats his mom, I'd say Ludo did have a pretty hard life.
Angel Hernandez
In a perfect world maybe Lots of celebrities stay relevant by being mouthpieces for horrible movements, knowing the right people, abusing power positions to sabotage other and working on shows with government backing
Gavin Long
Pony head tried to kill him once
Janna has frequently stolen from Marco, comes into his home and eats his food, and hides in his closet to see him sleep so its kind of understandable. All things considered, if Janna was normal around him she would have won the Marcobowl years ago and I guess that's her tragedy
They can cut a dimensional hole to any place in the universe but they can't into trade >Cut a hole into chocolate land There fixed
Owen Roberts
Everyone with sense knew Ludo was never going to be an end game villain even when he slowly became less of a joke in the second season
James Allen
The grace of the God Empress is the only reason Mewmans have a home or streets to shit in. They're not fairy godmothers, they have shit to do, namely running the kingdom's internal affairs and diplomacy and serving as its ultimate champion.
Matthew Adams
When is she going to get a body?
Isaac Phillips
ponyhead is equine garbage god damn it why can't those faggots be more laid back? Where are the Catholics when you need them?
Nolan Nelson
He also says that he actually likes Ponyhead in the book.
Chase Thompson
Because in real life that's what most princesses were, tools to form alliances. It was even a selling point of St Olga's, to turn the princesses into proper women ready to continue their family line, I.e married off to have children
Gabriel Hernandez
These two pages ought to be mandatory reading for anyone that loved Collateral Damage.
Jackson James
he took glossaric and the book at least.
Nolan Russell
Get this ship out of my face
John Ramirez
It's kinda weird from a mewnian perspective because it seems like succession is passed from mother to daughter with the guy as an alliance tool/arm candy. Why would a mewnian princess be sent to st. Olga's then?
Julian Jones
Let me love you Marco
Jack Campbell
S3 mid season finale >Marco finally decides to go and find star using his scissors >Marco arrives at Mewni >Mewni is in chaos, riots everywhere >Marco reaches the castle and finds everyone in the hall is dead(black eyes like in the finale) >searches the entire castle >hears beeping noises in the dungeon >"Hello? anyone there?" >"Marco?" >"Star!! Is that really you?" >"yes, Marco it's me" >"Oh Star, i never thought I'd see you again, where have you been?" >"I've been working. Marco, I've been working so hard" >"Working? on what? I don't understand" >Star shows Marco a large magic-proof box >music starts playing
Every second we're apart, It's just killing me. I need more than time will give,
To see what we could be. But I might have a final solution, One I'd like for you to hear. Cause I don't know how much longer I can live without you near. We'll be together forever In this box. Never again will we be distant Once it locks. Others may find it strange or creepy, But I don't care. I needn't see another sunset With you in here. Can't explain quite how it works, Put your trust in me. Once we're in and that door shuts, I'm all you'll ever see. It's a quite extreme solution, But extreme is how I feel. And the world it all means nothing To us once that box is sealed. And we'll be together forever In this box. Never again will we be parted Once it locks. Other may find it outright freaky, But I don't care. I needn't see another person With you in here. This box is a one way trip, When you're in you're in, We shall never be severed. I don't need the moon, Or the stars, or the earth When I have you here forever. And I mean forever... There's no escaping from our love, Or this box.
>"oh"
Jacob Smith
Well considering he ranted to Moon about all the shitty things his siblings did for like 10 minutes or something and how his dad turned out, I would say yeah, he did have it pretty hard. Especially considering he used to be a happy kid
Ryder Wood
>Star, this is going to be your new school. Please read. Love, Daddy.
I guess that she didn't read
Ryder James
This seriously makes me wonder how long was this book and S2 in production considering these pics were in that episode
>S3 mid season finale >Marco finally decides to go and find star using his scissors Nah, he's going in the first or second episode
Adrian Clark
When they called the founding group the "Bonner Party" I got really worried.