Any realistic movies about modern dating?

Any realistic movies about modern dating?

Her, Ex Machina, Blue Valentine aren the only ones i know of.

but shes bi? no dick is better than average dick?

Are women really size queens?

>Implying it's hard to be eight inches tall

Fucking manlets.

Its all about girth.

>swipe right
>go out and have fun
>get in bed and she finds out I'm only 6 inches
>gets mad, kicks me out and reports my account

Is it because they want it all?

Scott Pilgrim if that counts.
this is clearly a guy phishing

>no face

sure she's ugly desu senpai

>swipe right because women are too retarded too tell the difference

hey i took that screenshot haha

Bitch doesn't know what 8 inches looks like. I've never met a woman who I could bottom out on, the extra length is worthless other than for aesthetics.

i think she means girls only since %99 of guys are less than 8in.

No. And this is blatantly a fake profile, real women don't post pics like that on shit like Tinder.

Its all about girth. Ask them if they prefer 8in long or 8in thick.

technically if you tricked her into having sex with you that is rape my friendo


you'd go to fucking jail and you should

Depends. If a women is on a site like Tinder, then she's just looking to get fucked. She wants top quality dick.

If a woman is looking for love, then she usually pays more attention to a dude's personality, or his other qualities (like his credit limit).

Literally no one is over 7 inches

yeah I honestly wonder what the endgame plan is if she finds out you're not 8+ inches like does she kick you out immediately after measuring or does she just look at it and try and guess the length

Exactly. She's talking about an 8 inch girth

I have a 6x4.5 lmao. They will notice

Bullshit, some positions are only achievable at 7 inches

I bet most people are taller than 8 inches.

>tfw 7.5 inches
>tfw women think I'm 10 inches

Women are fucking stupid

You obviously aren't frequenting the right gay clubs. Trawl through a literal thousand dicks and you'll find a few.

here's another one

Why no face

more like the guy who made the profile was too much of a pussy to put the face of the girl so he couldn't be easily called out as being a fake

ass is way too big

Faggot

if youve ever met literally any woman you would know they are horrible at estimating length/weight/etc of things

a chick at work literally thought her car weighed 20,000 pounds

Do you guys really fall for fake profiles like this?

>7.2 inches when fully erect
oh darn

Why did she leave the fucking door open?

So no one she knows recognizes her and knows she's a whore

Maybe your weird tantric satan sex positions, not the ones us good moral christian folk stick to.

How do you know it's fake?

8 incher here. Dicklets ama

Apparently. Tinder has a ton of them.

>8 inch girth

That doesn't even exist. Average girth is 4 inches.

see I don't think that's proof of women being dumb more than your coworker may be legitimately retarded and I mean that in the sense it sounds like she was held back in school and then drop out because I'm pretty sure measurements are taught in 9th grade

What are some movies about vapid cunts?

She doesn't know what eight inches is

Like what, porn-style reverse cowgirl?

>Average girth is 4 inches.
Sad!

Yes and no. Most guys dont know how to fuck. They just thrust until they come without rhythm or passion.

In that context, yes, women prefer big dicks, because its more likely to do the trick.

If you know "how to use it", then no.

Lastly, women cant tell size for shit. Im average and women Ive pleasured would tell their friends how big I am, because I made her feel things she had never felt.

As to the inidividual woman saying "swipe left if youre under 8", thats the same shit-test as "not looking for hook-ups".

Ask women if they want a thick digg or a long digg. You might be surprised noone likes spaghetti.

>clearly my only redeeming quality is my body

>you must not talk about it

man women really like making it hard dont they

After the whole #metoo ordeal I think society should be organized like this.
You will need a license to date.
You will need to apply for your license.
Whether or not you can reply will be determined by your tinder data.
You will need to have an 80% liked ratio on tinder to get a license.
You have to reapply for a license every six months.

99% of white guys maybe

What else is their to fucking do other than go in an out of a hole with your cock?

lol

who /micro/ here?

WW@

Ran into this psycho on tinder the other day

She only needs to see the colour.

It's porn's fault for casting guys that big and saying they're 12 inches

>caring about length and not girth

how to spot a braindead roastie whore

The pics. Absolutely 0% of real women on Tinder post pics like those.

>if you know "how to use it"
Teach me master

The fake ones I've seen are usually like 100 meters away and have professional model tier pictures. Picture related was one I thought was fake but it ended up actually being my neighbor

First one is definitely not a bit, the send one might be

She is literally built for facesitting, but you can't even mention that fact unless you are a top tier chad.