It can be anyone in history, anyone who is dead, or anyone currently alive but who would never appear on the podcast.
I'd love to watch a 3 hour interview with Charles Manson in his prime. That could be beyond Alex Jones in terms of pure batshit craziness.
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Himself
Idris Elba
Steve bannon
Hulk Hogans dick
I'd like to see Larry David ask him what's the point of lifting weights to get in shape.
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alex jones WITHOUT FUCKING EDDIE BRAVO
Please. I'd rather see a real Chad on the show.
Hitler
Aristotle
Plato
Alexander
Julius Caesar
Sun Tsu
Ancient Ayy LMAOs
Paul McCartney or Ringo Starr
why is he so disgusting
Obama
Sam Hyde
Eric Dubay
Tila Tequila
Only if we can put a bag over his head. He looks worse than most homeless people nowadays.
You haven't heard his boring wtf podcast?
This would be world changing
A clone of Rogan
Carl Sagan
Joe 1: "Dude weed lmao"
Joe 2: "Dude mushrooms lmao"
Joe 1: "Dude isolation tank lmao"
Joe 2: "Jamie pull that shit up lmao"
Joe 1: "Woah"
Sam Hyde sounds like a great guest in theory but in reality he would be a massive cunt for the first hour and Joe would wrap it up out of sheer annoyance. Sam has absolutely no sense of how to talk to people or present himself normally, it's a huge part of why World Peace was cancelled since his talk with Joe Bernstein was what set off that whole chain of events.
Prepare yourself for the least surprising video you've ever seen
He should interview Jamie
seen it before it's boring as fuck
carlos mencia. dave chapelle.
that WTF episode has so many great moments.
>Obama sits down
>"So, you like the garage Mr. President?"
>"It's nice, comfy. You've got the Gimme Shelter poster over there."
>"You've got snipers plastered all over the roofs of this neighborhood."
>Awkward silence
-Terrence McKenna.
-Whoever the actual secret one person who rules planet earth right now, the aboslute godhead of illuminati or whatever the actual secret controlling society is.
-Himself, both the original him and himself tripping, with himself looking just as confused back at himself as he is in OPs pic. The podcast would last for a full 8 hour shroom trip
Bruce Lee. I don't care for either of them but it seems like a good match. I bet Rogan idolizes Lee.
Mel Gibson and the Daily Stormer guy.
At the same time.
which episode?
The average neckbeard fan of his who listens to his podcast. Not specialized in anything, has no interesting personal stories since they're NEET and can't form a coherent opinion on anything.
I would like to see Joe Rogan speak with Baron Munchausen, or maybe Herodotus.
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I see where you're coming from but to have Hyde broadcasted to all the paranoid leftists who listen to Joe with his 10,000 watt edge would be enough for me. If Sam has a knack for anything it's stripping people of their comfort zones.
blacked pornstars, since joe is such a big fan (he said he watches blacked regularly in one of the recent podcasts)
This. He doesn't seem to like interviews and for good reason, he's not that funny off the cuff. Which is fine plenty of people aren't. But he's also awkward and I think struggles to behave genuinely when he's around new people.
rogan is ultimate pleb show
all of you kill yourselves
The only way a rogan-hyde podcast would end is in controversy, calling it right now. I'm pretty sure he listens to JRE at least semi regularly and I think he'd be too cynical for Joe and go on and try to do a meta thing where he made jabs at Joe's gimmicks. That, or he goes on and the entire thing is more boring than anyone expected.
>sam hyde
>bad interviews
No, his interviews are god-tier.
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He's prepared for that though, he knows what kind of lines he's going to trot out, and he doesn't care about having a flowing conversation, he wants it to fail. That's nothing like a supposedly friendly interaction with a successful podcaster
Which is why it'd be absolute interviewkino
You act like you don't even know why Sammy is so fucking funny in the first place.
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
Eddie Bravo and one of the Rothschilds.
Dan Carlin and Randal Carlson together.
is hardcore history all its cracked up to be?
I certainly like it, but not everyone can listen to one guy talk for up to 6 hours straight. I like putting on an episode while playing Rome or something, and listening to any of the episodes around a fire of any kind is perfect.
Wrath of the Khans is nuts, so is Ghosts of the Ostfront. And Punic Nightmares. And the one on the nuclear arms race.
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Trump and some insanely ugly Australopithecus spitroasting Hillary Clinton on the livestream while Michelle Obama drinks a gallon of Alex Jones' piss. Nazi-Supergirl plays jump-rope while smiling at Meryl Streep who eats Harvey's ass. To top it all off Barack gives us his version of summertime with the roots who use jimmy fallons leg bones as drum sticks.
I haven't seen the new studio but I trust it's big enough.
Dan Harmon, I just want to see those two very different people talking to each other. Dan's superior intelligence would probably outshine Joe's usual schtick though. Still I think they would get along very well. They both come from non show business backgrounds, and both got in their own weird way.
Ghengis Khan because I’m sure Rogan would try to wrestle him
pic related is the only correct answer right now.
He probably could get steve bannon but he wouldn't because his leftist fragility couldn't handle it, call him names, and claim victory
I liked the one with Jordan Peterson and Brett Weinstein where he took a back seat.
>"What percentage of modern Mongolians are descended from you dude, do you even know?"
>*grunts in Mongolian*
>"That's fuuuucking craaaaazy"
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Ghengis Khan
Alexander the Great
Juilius Caesar
yeah i just listened to that one today, he really just let them have a discussion and i think the show was better off for it. I don't think Joe should always be like that, but i think he recognized he didn't have much to add to the discussion and realized the best thing to do was just to let them talk
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
Gorrilla and a Bear
they both talk shit about each other's fighting style
Some of them are really good. A few are forgettable. Punic Nightmares was a solid 10/10 for me honestly.
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Grant Morrison. Would love to see him talk with Joe about Kathmandu's 4th dimensional ayy lmaos and hypercrisis shenanigans.
Warren Ellis would be pretty cool too. Hell, a lot of comic writers from the British Invasion would fit in the podcast like a glove.
John Maus would be a fucking blast. Along with Charls, even though Sam is most wanted.
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The Unabomber.
Eliott Rodger
so he can embarrass himself like a retard?
He's only having fun, you insufferable faggot.
George Soros. Muhammed. Jung. John f Kennedy. Genghis Khan
Massimo Pigliucci - Philosopher to talk about Stoicism
Bart Ehrman - New Testament scholar.
Generally, more actual academics and less meme people.
Stoicism is literally a meme philosophy
Stoicism is way better than the life ethos most non-religious people follow now a days. They're often quite miserable people.
>not picking the superior epicureanism
Epicureanism is for degenerates and backstabbing shitheads who thrive on pleasure. Cynicism and asceticism is the true way.
That's meme Epicureanism. In practice, many of the Greek schools teach the same thing, and people who follow them will live similar lives.
>Barack gives us his version of summertime with the roots who use jimmy fallons leg bones as drum sticks.
Pee came out,
fat man and little boy
No no no, Epicureanism itself is flawed. You can't possibly pursue carnal pleasures all the time like that! Stoicism is also fucking shitty too, But sacrificing your virtues for cheap thrills is horrible betraying of human nature.
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