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What river would you name your runabout after?

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Styxe or Charon

Old man

>favorite TOS morality play
>favorite TOS action episode
>favorite TOS comfy episode
>favorite TOS movie

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>his implied hotshot piloting skills
This is the most annoying part. The disconnect between what the writers tell us and show us

>two new threads started within one second of each other
wew

>I was awake last night and, thanks to the mind implants, I got to hear some very interesting dreams of yours
>A man cannot be held responsible for what his mind does when he's asleep
>What about when he's awake?
How was this not a green light for him to take her right then and there?

That looks like a cursed image to me

9th for spots

>HOL UP BEYOND IS ACTUALLY GOOD

Tough little ship

USS Nignog in honour of ferengi contributions to Starfleet

It's from the S1 blooper reel

Rubicon. It's where I'd fuck my green bitches too.

Vic Mignogna tbqhfampai

>favorite TOS morality play
The Empath
>favorite TOS action episode
Where No Man Has Gone Before
>favorite TOS comfy episode
The Naked Now
>favorite TOS movie
Star Trek II

this looks so fucking stupid, like the fantasy of a 6 year old kid who plays with toys

Lazy River

So uh...why is it called a _ and not a _ ? Obviously the latter is a better and more accurate name.

Cuomo

>Morality play
A Taste of Armageddon
>Action episode
Balance of Terror
>Comfy episode
I, Mudd
>Favorite TOS movie
The Undiscovered Country

The City at the Edge of Forever
Mirror, Mirror
Trouble with Tribbles
The Voyage Home

90's cgi never agian

This. Star trek ships are boats not cool attack fighters.

>A Taste of Armageddon
>A Piece of the Action
>Bread and Circuses

The Defiant was designed to be a 'cool attack fighter,' though.

That's like saying a fighter jet shouldn't be as manoeuvrable as an airliner because they both fly

Is Shatner in this thread?

The fact that Starfleet eventually had to create a dedicated warship seems like a stain on their ideology.

Yes

Evil Kirk was electrifying. Shatner has some serious range.

Go back and read your Marx again, user

>A taste of Armageddon
>Balance of Terror
>This side of paradise
>The Undiscovered country

That was stupid. They shouldn't have done that.
No it's not.

>That was stupid.
And the Defiant looks every bit as stupid as it should.

Hi Bill

>meanwhile in real life small attack planes were taking out giant warships
Now who's stupid

Section 31 is a stain on starfleet too

I wish.

Was it rape?

Stay mad

The Federation is a stain on itself.

They are even worse than the borg

Friendly reminder that Sisko did nothing wrong

the fuck are you on about? its nothing new that hollywood space battles have always been complete shit. and now you talk about something entirely unrelated?

and what the hell are YOU talking about? space shiips are not boats

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Fuck Eddington. None of the people who criticize the Federation on the show do a good job of it. If they did then it would be a Communist TV show instead of a liberal one.

These uniforms were something else

youtube.com/watch?v=xy5jAixHhSA

>space shiips are not boats
Yes they are. Ships is star trek are a naval allegory. They're boats.

They only changed it because the cast couldn't piss without taking the whole thing off.

Call anybody you want, they can't do anything to me, not any more, and nor can any of you. I am a Human being, dammit! You can deny me all you want but you can't deny my waifu! She exists! That serafuku, her kokoro, the way it goes doki-doki – they exist in here! In my mind. I created her. And everyone of you knew her, you read it. It's here. Do you hear what I'm telling you? You can pulp a doujin but you cannot destroy a waifu, don't you understand, that's ancient knowledge, you cannot destroy a waifu. Mai OC Waifu – I created her, and she's real! Don't you understand? She's real. I created her. And she's real! She's REAL! Oh God!

Just rewatched The Undiscovered Country. Had some surprisingly good cinematography showing the chaos after a torpedo strikes the ship. Makes First Contact look bland as fuck.

Río Tinto

haha calm down moron

Undiscovered Country is underrated as fuck these days.

Post Trek kino

It's probably the best metaphor for perestroika anywhere in pop culture, desu

How does it feel that scenes like these are the reason DS9 will never get an HD remaster and it’ll be forgotten down in the 90s video hole?

>space shiips are not boats

>to be or not to be; that is the the winter of our discontent. Is this a dagger which I see before me? If it pricks me, do I not bleed? What's in a name? A romeo by any name would beware the ides of march kingdom for a horse. I bite my thumb at thee, sir.

They have the data to recreate them, they just don't want to spend the money because everyone pirated TNG blu-rays.

Are TNG and TOS on Netflix HD remasters, or original broadcast versions?

>space shiips are not boats
So why is Starfleet just The U.S. Navy In Space?

Imagine being this stupid.

The Shakespeare was try-hard as fuck in that movie

The ones on Amazon Prime are HD

1. That's not a runabout

2. I'd name it "OP IS A FAGGOT"

>that's not a runabout
VOY shuttles are warp-capable, which is literally the entire point of runabouts, so why not call them runabouts?
Why call them runabouts at all instead of "warp busses?"

>when Bill Shatner posts ITT

shuttlecraft runabout why are you so upset?

>you're in the transporter room minding your own business
>turn around
>these two are sitting there
>they ask your opinion on cloaking devices
What do?

Turn 360 degrees and beam the fuck out of there before I get involved in something above my pay grade

how do we know YOU arent bill huh?

No. They don't have a living area in the back you brainlet, that's the defining point of a runabout - extended mission time with on board living.

Because that's bullshit and your head cannon is crap, if you want to larp go play a game or something.

>shuttle runabout

Literally "wet fire" and "pregnant virgin"

Everyone knows Bill is the fat Riker poster

oh I'm the brainlet because I know that most shuttles don't have warp drive, go fuck yourself

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Pretty much just start from the top here

>The Empath
I fucking love you. I have no clue why people shit on that episode

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>t is but today by adding the graphic to both posts with the Twitter time stamp later; you can make it non-anonymous.
What did he mean by this?

>Literally "wet fire" and "pregnant virgin"
yo this nigga never heard of greek fire or the virgin mary lmao

I guess that is because it was a TV episode with the budget of a radio one.

>Nog is practicing getting his reaction time down for the Starfleet exam
>my reaction time is shit
Oh I guess I can't be in starfleet

What is Trek's favorite STC episode?

What Ships Are For is kino

Why was the Bajoran kid required to remove his earring but Kira could have hers on the entire time?

The Slaver Weapon is probably one of the best episodes of Trek ever, it's a shame Larry Niven didn't write ALL the TAS episodes and that not all of them are adaptations of Known Space stories.

I just watched that episode.
Probably because Kira wasn't Starfleet.

Neither are they though

That's the whole point of the episode, dummy! They're going through boot camp on Voyager because it's a Starfleet ship and they're part of the crew.

I know but isnt the earring a cultural thing. Im surprised star fleet would be so against it

>rewatching TOS for the first time since childhood when you see something you never noticed before

Did Ro wear one? I feel like she did.

Yes she did

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED IN THE FEDERATION

Can we just talk about how Gene Roddenberry had a really weird idea of what romance is?

YOUR CULTURAL DISTINCTIVNESS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE OUR MELTING POT

>tfw no Federation nationalist gf

Can someone edit this to be Eddington?

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