OOOOHHH MMMMYYYY GGGGOOOODDDDDD

OOOOHHH MMMMYYYY GGGGOOOODDDDDD

I think his laugher has been linked to increased risk of 14 types of cancer

>the birds and the beads

>Folding chable

I like his laugh. I just wish he was a nicer person during his Pre-record streams. I try to keep liking him by imagining that his mean, and snarky comments about his fans are due to people bulling him which has forced him to grow a tough cynical shell.

Rich is just showing us our future selves

just think how much of a dingus you have to be to make Jack "horses look at my balls" Packard look like a good guy

really... how insufferable of a cunt does he have to be to achieve that? In a strange way it is almost respectable

He's wisconsin Ricky

Not everyone has the heart to fall into that type of personality.

Wait, why should I dislike Rich?
He's a buffoon, sure, but why?

HELLO MY NAME IS DON WILSON

No seriously he has the most annoying voice and laugh in the world

I love how much RLM love Troll 2.

he has been seen squiring a young lad about town, totally weinsteining it up

I OWN IOWA'S LARGEST WILDLIFE PRESERVE

Isn't Rich Evans a manlet himself? What the fuck is this?

He really doesn't.
Who's that?

Is this man just doomed to live his entire life in the shadow of a creepy mascot?

>Speaking of anal beads lets talk about the Instant Adoring Boyfriend

A young cornbelter player, C. Gilchrist, never meet your heroes... unless you're into whatever this scene is

Dick the Birthday boy.
>Dick
That's not how you spell Rich.
How did that creepy mascot know Rich would become a dick?

>tfw can't tell if you're serious or not

That's what kevin spacey said
That's wjhat louis ck said
That's what bill cosby said
That's what ben affleck said
That's what dustin hoffman said
That's whatat brian singer said

Rich is short for Richard.
Dick is also a nickname for Richard.

"BEADS?!"
- Gob

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Every fucking time, Rich is a sperg but this kills me

this kills the RLM
he's fine, its just pls cut back on your reddit laughter ok it not that funny

Bitch his laughter cures stage 4 cancer in children.

>rich evans will die before you

It's his fiancé

Looks about 5'10 there

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FLASHBAR TASKBAR WOBBA WOBBA

Was Rich a FAS baby? Or just another example of le 56% face.

Rich is actually a very tall Dwarf. He's a demon with a battleaxe.

he's just fat

I rewatched BvS review yesterday and he says "Ben Affleckt" once

Whenever I watch his mildly autistic rants about mundane shit it reminds me of the people here. If he doesn't already browse the site he's probably on the verge.

>Chris Helmsworth
The whole Ghostbusters Half in the Bag review was the best one of the past couple of years and was funny as hell.

Does anyone else watch RLM and talk back to them as if they were real friends?

I mean, when you think about it, Shaq would make for some prime cuts. He played sports, probably doesn't smoke, just the right amount of flab so the meat isn't all stringy.

It's what happens when you let yourself go.

I always pause the video just after Mike makes a joke, add my own one liner adding to his punchline, then press play and pretend the rest of the gang are laughing at my joke as well.

>Rutger Howard

Every day.

I'm sure psychopaths do. Like that guy who stalked Jay and posted his address. Or that other guy who thinks Jack's kid being named "Jackson" is hilarious.

No the story is that he named his son "Myson."

Like I said, completely gone.

Peter Parker Packard

supposedly a female

>peter parker packard
>myson packard

what the fuck is wrong with AIDSmoby?

>Fat
>Drinks diet coke

Why do fat people do this?

Was his mic too close or volume high in this ep or something? He sounded like he was preaching to the back row with every remark.

he was a pretty boi

the curse of dick the birthday boy

the curse of the showbiz pizza bear runs long

Jay is a manlet, not Rich

Do you know nothing of RLM lore, you pleb?

Fart somewhere else you farting fuck

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Shut up fatty and stop being fat, fatty

Top kek

bloated fat fuck!

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terrifying desu