Why are you here?
I am only here because it's simply too hard to kill myself. If there were an easy pain-free way to end my life, I would do it tomorrow. I opted out of society over ten years ago and I literally have zero ambition to make a life for myself.
I just like talking about TV and movies...
Then you've come to the wrong place.
There's only shitposting here.
Don't use Reddit spacing and then tell me I've come to the wrong place. It demeans us both.
>tfw have written 4 scripts between 80 and 140 pages long as well as created hundreds of pages worth of storyboards
>they're all shit and even if they weren't I'd never be able to make them
>If there were an easy pain-free way to end my life
Carbon monoxide. Get to it.
I'm here because of pic related et al.
Applies equally to Sup Forums and life
because i don't want to fail so that way if i don't try at anything i'm always a winner
>doesn't know what reddit spacing is
Trying too hard to fit in.
I'm here because I don't like Reddit and to be honest, I never really did Facebook properly. Now I've joined lots of groups (on facebook) about things I like I spend more and more time on there.
Still like Sup Forums tho
I just come here to shitpost
same user, same....
I just come to this site to fap, regardless of what I tell myself I'm here for. Deep down, I'm subconsciously trying to fap.
same as you basically. I dont hate existence altogether, just my mentally deranged life. wish I could live in another life, or another world.
you know what, good for you man. at least you try. i want to write a shitty script too, but i'm lazy and never will
> If there were an easy pain-free way to end my life
your research skills are really bad
>Why are you here?
just to suffer
Whatever man, at least you're getting some shit done and presumably working at least a mediocre job on the side. Better than some asshole who still lives at home, writes 1 incomplete and shitty script per year, and wonders why the major studios aren't knocking down their door with a million-dollar offer.
Take one of your shitty scripts and give it to some dipshit Communications major at a nearby college. You'll get to see your script put into action and learn from that experience, plus since you think it's shitty anyway you won't have to watch something good of yours get butchered by bad production. Bonus: you'll have a working relationship with someone who will probably move to LA after graduation and possibly be an asset to you. We're still talking lottery odds, but it's better than zero which is where you'll be if you just sit on all this stuff.
>Better than some asshole who still lives at home, writes 1 incomplete and shitty script per year, and wonders why the major studios aren't knocking down their door with a million-dollar offer.
This describes me exactly though I only wrote them because I've been a NEET for 6 years
>I opted out of society
kek, you keep telling yourself that. Like it was your choice.
Give info a friend of mine is interested
Download an old copy of Celtx and get to work. Just write some stupid shit so you learn the basics of formatting and the development process. I know people who studied media production in college and they've all admitted that you could learn everything important (barring actual A/V stuff) in like a week.
Lol same
shitposting.
This is my last form of outside social interaction unless you count jerking off to some models instagram from my old school and having various delusions about it.
I don't think you match who I'm thinking of. A friend of mine works at a major production company in Hollywood and they get so many half-baked scripts from wannabe Chads who watched some Edgar Wright movies and wrote a shitty rip-off of Ocean's Eleven with "a touch of bad-boy style, LOL"
The fact that you recognize that you're gonna have to write some duds first is already putting you ahead. The aforementioned wannabe Chads usually wash out after their first rejection and move back to Minnesota.
its getting colder outside op
and there is a painless way
buy two bottles of red label 700ml and drink them both
then fall asleep outside
its the best way and most serine way to go
youl still feel the alcohol buzz in your next life as a plus
>If there were an easy pain-free way to end my life, I would do it tomorrow.
But there is. Breathe an inert gas, like helium or nitrogen. Don't you know about this hack?
bars close at 4am.
I come here to feel like I'm a part of something. I know you guys would hate me in real life, because everyone does, but as an anonymous shitposter, I can be accepted.
same. and i have a routine of pirating SNL and watching it when i'm home drunk with some cold cuts and snacks.
Huge risk of survival with permanent injuries
I don't fit in anywhere else, 4chin is my home. Without this place life is meaningless desu...
Maybe some indie director will want to buy them eventually but I really only do it for fun and on the offchance that I end up becoming rich as fuck and can finance my own movie to make it the way I want it.
ive been on Sup Forums for over 10 years and i dont think i will ever stop
Keep at it user, godspeed from the fruitiest state in the country
fpbp
OP is a depressing faggot who should fuck off.
>it's simply too hard to kill myself
I have never heard a more pathetic statement in my entire life.
You must not want to die all that badly.
He's just justifiably afraid.
Deep down he rightly knows his life was a mistake in the first place.
People don't fear death, they fear dying. Invent a "go to sleep and never wake up" pill that's completely 100% painless and cheap, watch as 1/3 of the world population dies within the span of a year.
i frequently posted here in my early twenties, then at 25 i got my shit together and became a normalfag
now i'm 30 and just here for the memes
How did you do it fa.m?
I've been in your boat. In fact, I may still have a foot in it. What helped me was the opportunity to return to college (I dropped out about 10 years ago) and work towards a degree in something meaningful, where I may actually have some independence and security.
In regards to society, you don't have "participate" in the way often shown on tv and commercials. You can enjoy your solitude and limited social interactions without feeling guilty. I am actually very comfortable interacting with people at school, work, or in public, but I prefer to keep to myself instead of socializing with a large group of people. And there is nothing wrong with that.
took the first job i could get, guard at a museum, and went from there, moved out
after a couple of months i got really tired of it because you weren't allowed to sit ever so my feet were always killing me, started looking for office jobs and worked my way up
God fuck those jobs. When I was a teenager I worked at a municipal amusement park and it was completely dead in the fall/winter. Even still, we were forbidden from sitting or drinking water and basically just got paid to be a human statue.
We brought it up at every staff meeting and the managers would just say "it'll break the illusion for the park attendants." I'd understand but I cannot emphasize that there were literally 0 people in the park for 99% of the day.
some countries have that
Would you like to know how to kill yourself painlessly? It's doable with a bit of research. I came across the info on /r9k/ once.
>"it'll break the illusion for the park attendants."
Christ I hate that shit. Pretending employee's are part of furniture is the worst. It encourages people to treat you like you aren't human, like you're a thing. This plays a huge role in why service jobs are ass. Even i'll find myself thinking of cashiers and shit as part of the store until I remind myself they're people, usually when I see that dead hollow look in their eyes that I remember having when I worked in a grocery store for three years and almost killed myself from the depression.
>college
>tfw been dropping 300-500 bucks a month for two years to pay back federal loans
>tfw only just now starting to pay off the principle and still 30k in the hole
haHA america
Apparently the best way is Autoerotic Asphyxiation, but keep your pants on.
"Short hanging" I think is another name for it. Do it the right way and it just gently cuts off your blood supply in a way that's like a sleeper-hold, then the weight of your prone body against the noose finishes the job. You avoid your body's "freak out" defense that would otherwise make it a nightmare way to go. Like the bad version of drowning.
All that said. Hang in there. We may be living in one of the most interesting and pivotal periods of history. Also, sexbots/AI waifus soon.
Dude, that was a primo burn. Take it like a man.
I once saw a meme on /r9k/ about some kind of jewelry polish that, when ingested with alchohol, can make you just go to sleep and die or something
Not if you're not already a complete fucking retard.