Oh...my...god

oh...my...god

OH NONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lmao like anyone is going to believe that shit. Why the fuck would Thor want some fat cow when he could have any woman on the planet?

how do you try to rape someone. he's a big guy if he wanted to he would have.

fake and gay

Thor may be able to pick up a hammer, but not HER hamstrings

>gib mone or i report u
these rape allegations are starting to look like BRs in an mmo

justin timberlake raped me

now giv me monies

what a great scam it would be for him to rape unattractive women

*RECORD SCRATCH*

Isn't she that crazy girl?

>im meeming :D

haha

Best post ive seen on Sup Forums in years

well done op

is she the fattie who literally sweeps hair at a barber now

Fake. Nowhere on her Twitter, which hasn't been used since 2015.

She's Nikki Blonsky, from the Movie Hairspray.

no, that is Nikki Blonksy from the Movie Hairspray

Is this the most desperate person on twitter?

Picture a 75mm Sherman trying to penetrate a Tiger II. Doesn't matter how hard he wants it sometimes the armour is just too thicc.

This would be a good place to end the simulation

No not Nikki blonski from hairspray!? Our fatties aren't even safe

You haven't seen Drake Bell's twitter where he's literally begging people for roles and for Josh Peck to acknowledge him?

Anyone want to meet for coffee? I got movie script that I have been working on for a few months. It's me, the kid from Terminator 2.

It's fake, guys.

>The God of Thunder
>Son of Odin
>Protector of the Nine Realms
>.....wanted to grope some ugly cow

Cool story Ugly Cow

furlong would actually look /fa/ as fuck if he dropped a few (dozen) pounds

...and got a hair cut, and wore better clothes, and showered, and stopped looking like he's been rolling hard on the drugs and alcohol for his life, and... and... and...

I'm free. I have a script of my own I'd like you to read. It's about an actor who get divorced and his kids leave him and a couple of his movies flop and people keep making fun of him and he was gonna play batman but.....anyway I'll save it for coffee.

His problem is that he peaked way too early. He got to work alongside one of the biggest stars of the time at his peak, as well as under one of the biggest directors. He just was too young to impress them.

I'm pretty sure she literally sweeps hair now

Oh wow! This is going to be great! 2018 is going to our year!! By the way, it's me Edward Furlong, from Terminator 2 Judgment Day and American History X.

you calling moi a dipshit?

For you

go to sleep Juan

its Nikki Blonksy from the movie Hairspray

There goes Marvel

Remember to murder after you rape them

moralfags never learn

THOR IS UNWORTHY.