Americans >sit in silence watching film, even though you are surrounded by your fellow man. >maybe 1% of films might get a small smattering of applause after. >after film ends walk directly out and go on internet to read reviews
Indians >Turn Film watching into a transcendent carnival of sound and vibrant expression >not afraid to show emotions and wear heart on sleeves
My guess is there are some weird conventions in Indian law that prohibit night clubs and shit so they have to do their major league SWAGOUTS at the theater.
Aaron Johnson
trying to watch a movie in american >ocassional claping and hollering trying to watch a movie in india >89% of the audience gets up and starts dancing
Jeremiah Cruz
>the other 11% rush the stage so they can slap the screen while they dance
Gavin Jenkins
I've always wanted to be a part of a spontaneous public dance.
Nathaniel Gomez
>infinite amounts of confetti appearing from nowhere >everyone is screaming and whistling so loud that every possible sound is entering your ears rendering you not quite deaf but unable to comprehend sound >the entire room is vibrating from the pounding of the feet from everyone dancing >on screen is two men engaging in a conversation
Brody Brown
imagine the smell
Jason Hughes
>would you like an extra large bucket of confetti with your whistle, rajeet?
Thomas Allen
Man up pussy, fucking grown ass man complaining about smells. You shit ice cream or something?
Jackson Sanchez
found the loo
Grayson Martinez
>tfw you're always picked as the designated confetti thrower
Adam Brooks
Found the special snowflake, who cant deal with the real world.
Asher Hernandez
can you imagine the smell
Thomas Ward
a very high honor, you must have the spiciest of curries
I find more ridiculous people watching blockbusters in complete silence thinking it's some kind of high art.
Angel Evans
you know what's the worst? the indians on the comment section. you know if you say one bad thing about this or the movie, they're gonna come at you like a rabid mob with their horrible english
Charles Morgan
just like Marvel/DC fans
Isaiah Rogers
>Americans >sit in silence
You lost me from the start.
Jason Parker
In order of sound
Indians > Blacks > Latinos > Whites > Jews
What are chinks like at the cinema? I mean proper chinese people in chinese cinemas.
I assume its only jibbering retards who go to blockbusters anymore. People with enough self-awareness to not scream in a crowded movie theater aren't shameless enough to be caught in public subjecting themselves to a modern Hollywood blockbuster.
Matthew Foster
>whites and jews seperate
Colton Gutierrez
So by your logic you should only watch something in silence if it's "high art"? Do you understand how retarded you sound?
Americans >Everyone is screaming >Everyone laughs as loud as they can >Everyone claps *1 person checks their phone* >Everyone: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU THIS IS DISRUPTING MY VIEWING EXPERIENCE TURN OFF THE FUCKING LIGHT MORONNNNN
British. I go to the cinema to watch and listen movies. We will not tolerate any more than the occasional whisper or standing up for toilet breaks.
Noah Nelson
but... wasn't that guy filming on his phone? why is he mad at front row dude for using his phone
Adam Cox
I well fuck yur sister son of basterd bitsch
Fuck your maotherr!!!
Evan Cox
>be white >visit coimbatore in tamil nadu >go to cinema >forced to stand up for anthem
lmao
Mason Gutierrez
>Dipshit mother drags her retarded toddler into a movie and it spends the entire time wailing like a banshee
Ayden Anderson
ended up watching the entire thing.
Cameron Ramirez
I know everyone is gonna trash them for this but this looks fun as fuck. Imagine just going wild with your bros getting excited as fuck in the theater. Would be wild
Levi Rivera
>low class, low IQ jabroni
Parker Martin
Yeah, it's no different to the atmosphere at a football game
Jordan Thompson
then invite a buddy over to your house and sperg out. don't ruin the movie for everyone
Anthony Walker
The audiences saw someone either not enjoying the most hyped movie of the year and shuns him automatically due to the sheep mindset or the lights was annoying to them( the filming guy can get away) bc it covers the screen just about 4.612%.They're both morally wrong and correct.
Anthony Rodriguez
his light was on. Was a bit of an over-reaction from the crowd given they were yelling a second and one guy starts swearing at him, as if that isn't going to interfere with your viewing experience.