What is the film equivalent of this newspaper article?

What is the film equivalent of this newspaper article?

Idris Elba.

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Escape from the Planet of the Apes

>be white guy
>goes to uni, studies for 4 years, ends up getting job at McD's

>be black guy
>drop out of school at 14
>sells drugs
>makes a rap video
>becomes a millionaire and marries a white chick
how can whitbois even compete?

that loli movie with smart loli and chris evans

that anna kendrick movie about debating

>be white guy
>goes to uni, studies for 4 years, ends up getting job at McD's
>saves money
>accepted at medical school
>becomes heart surgeon
>pillar of community
>marries qt blonde who is not a whore
>has lovely children who grow up to be important members of community

>be black guy
>drop out of school at 14
>sells drugs
>makes a rap video
>becomes a millionaire and marries a white chick is a former anal whore
>how can whitbois even compete?
>gets into trouble with old " friends"
>shot to death in compton


why didn't you bring things to their proper end?

Any Wes Anderson movie?

i was being realistic. you're just being a fantasist.

>qt blonde
>not a whore
why didn't he marry a pixie, or a goblin, or some other fantasy creature?

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>be white guy
>goes to uni, studies for 4 years, ends up getting job at McD's
>saves money
>accepted at medical school
>becomes heart surgeon
>pillar of community
>marries qt blonde who is not a whore
>has lovely children who grow up to become loners who parasite on welfare checks

>be black guy
>drop out of school at 14
>sells drugs
>get shot by police

The Hunt with mads mikelsen

>be american
>get shot

>be australian
>go to america
>get shot

this article is from my town :)

based redpilled user

>be in america
>get shot

Is this why they are so thirsty for white chocolate? Even black women hate niggers.

>someone from your country goes to america
>you get shot

Probably this movie

>be australian
>get killed by kangaroo while getting the mail

>be white guy
>has tiny penis
>gets robbed by a 14 year old black kid
>spends rest of his life living with mom and shitposting on Sup Forums
>gets cancer

>be black guy
>dumb as a fucking post
>has huge penis
>gets qt white chicks because has huge penis
>lives off the state and has 7 kids
>never gets cancer

Seed of Chucky