ACTUAL The Last Jedi Leaks

I wan an intern on set and read the screenplay. That's as much as I'm willing to say. Do not read this unless you actually want the movie spoiled.

"The Last Jedi" is Luke.

Rey is Snoke's daughter and Snoke is Palpatine's son. Thus, Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter.

Snoke is basically Palpatine's illegitimate child from when he was a politician on Nabboo.

Luke and Leia had nothing to do with Rey being hidden on Jakku. They don't even know anything about her. It was Snoke who did that.

In the trailer, when Luke says "I've seen this power once before and it didn't scare me then but it does now" he's talking about when he confronted Palpatine in ROTJ.

Luke is sympathetic towards Rey but is afraid of her given her backstory.

The movie is basically about Rey reconciling her family history with herself wanting to be good instead of evil. This is why Luke's lightsaber called out to her in TFA.

Rey turns to the dark side and starts a romantic relationship with Kylo Ren at the end of the movie.

Episode IX is going to be about Luke trying to save them.

Also, I'm sure this will be Sup Forums's favorite and what we're all going to be talking about:
The refer to Palpatine as "Sheev.".

Big if true

This is so unbearably awful it might be true

>"The Last Jedi" is Luke.

"Jedi" is confirmed to mean multiple in this case

small if false

they refer to Palpatine as "Sheev"

>Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter.
Fake as shit.

>"The Last Jedi" is Luke.
nice try faggot. the french title "Les derniers jedi" is plural

This.

this

Member how EA made you believe you would play as an imperial? well disney is that desperate they're leaking fake spoilers to give you what you wanna hear (Rey will be evil guys, we swear, to hell with the marey sue bullshit am I right? ^^), so you'll buy your ticket at least.

same with the german title

Bullshit. Internationalized titles uses a plural form for "last" in applicable languages, which indicates that it does not refer to a single person.

Same the italian one.
OP confirmed a faggot.

>already fucking up with your first spoiler even though literally every star wars fan knows by now that the "Jedi" is the plural form

fuck off

>they refer to palpatine as sheev

Neat fanfic, OP. Too bad it's bullshit.

>Intern
Why don't you get a real fucking job instead of being the coffee bitch for pedophiles?

>Sunday morning, November the 19th
>Senator's granddaughter starts playing

This would be poetry but we all know it's not gonna happen.

big if big

Is that true for Return of the Jedi?

lol you're an idiot.
This is wayyyyyy better than the "Rey is related to Luke/Obi wan so shell be a Mary Sue all trilogy"

no

She grew up on Ahch-to, if the fact she remembers the place is anything to go by.

The most likely explanation for Rey is that she had a famous parent, which is why she was hidden and watched out for, but I doubt she'll turn out to be Palpatine's Granddaughter. It would be far more likely for her to be a relative of Luke, and I think the reason they fight on Ahch-to is because she finds out he left her all that time out of fear because... Ben Solo killed her mother, Luke's Wife, in the fire that destroyed the temple.

Probably better than what they’ll really come up with

>In the trailer, when Luke says "I've seen this power once before and it didn't scare me then but it does now" he's talking about when he confronted Palpatine in ROTJ.
only plausible part considering his dialogue in ROTJ

sounds interesting desu

maybe she is han solo's daughter and ben vs rey will be a family rivalry

When will you fags realize that people making those movies don't give a shit about Star Wars?

They don't give a shit about Palpatine, Plagueis, Revan, Bane or whatever other character you want to be mentioned. They are not SW fans.

They were hired for making a movie mainstream plebs will like and that's it. You will get a movie that is a fun watch but absolutely shits all over SE fandom and lore. Just like TFA.

Same for the brazilian title as well

>They don't give a shit about Palpatine

He was in five of the fucking films you retard, and is the big villain of the entire saga before TFA. It is not like the normies are not going to know who he is.

Those masks look like ducks

>every spoiler still doesn't make me give a shit about any character

can tell it's fake because he claimed disney would make their golden princess evil for any length of time

VERY cool

>they think an intern would be allowed to read the entire script

And? They probably fucked up the marketing campaign and won't change it. Meanwhile Rian Johnson said it was singular.

Fake news.
It would be called "Last of the Jedi (multiple)" and not "The Last Jedi (implying singular)."
Now please end your life.

Yeah but since they messed up their promotional campaign and used a plural title (here in France: Les Derniers Jedi), now everyone except english speakers think it's plural.

And no way an intern could read the screenplay, but the film might be worse than this.

>"Oh my God... She's more powerful than Obi-Wan, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Yoda, Darth Plagueis, Revan, Ulic Qel-Droma, Exar Kun, Nomi Sunrider, Starkiller, Mace Windu, Qui-Gon, Darth Maul, Savage Opress, Darth Nihilus, Darth Tyranus, Darth Caedus, Lord Vitiate, Rehgar Earthfury, Count Dooku, Kyp Durron, Kyle Katarn, Kanan Jarrus, Caleb Dume, Cade Skywalker, Corran Horn, Festus Haggen, Prince Isolder, Highlord Alarak, Waru, Kettch, Seyg-El, Jek Tono Porkins, Voort "Piggy" saBinring, Dessel, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Adolf Hitler, John F Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Aquaman, The Green Lantern, Spiderman, Iron Man, Barack Obama, Bane, Anne Frank, Goku..."

What did Rian mean by this?

The fuck is ahcto what a stupid name

He meant for you to stop eating your own shit

>french

Like anyone gives a shit

It was barely funny to begin with and you ruined it. Don't ever think you're funny again.

Why are the trailers so full of cliche lines? Are they trying to appeal to kids or literal retards?

The planet where Luke was hiding the whole time, where the Force tree is and the first Jedi temple.

At least post he was a good friend if you want to do a pasta shitpost.
It's miles better than whatever the fuck this turned into.

Most people who saw TFA didn't even watch a single one of the other films. They aren't even bringing back Lando despite them loving niggers so much, because he isn't as well known so people will be confused unlike them reconizing Luke by "Oh that's the guy's son I know that" and Leia as "Oh that's the girl with the hair buns and the sexy bikini" and Han as "Oh thats the guy that shot first, right?".

...

Kylo stands between two chalices though.

PT is hated and in Empire he was a hologram in some 20s long scene.

>disney appeases the Alt right movement
>snoke is a symbol for Trump
>the dark side is obviously a representation of Nazism
>"the new order" literally represents the new world order
>using a non partisan franchise to extremize impressionable people

Fuck Hollywood. It's over man. They are just trolling now. Idris Elba in the dark tower, shit-tier remakes, pedos, sex cults,

LORD CLEANSE THESE LANDS!

>Most people who saw TFA didn't even watch a single one of the other films
you're insane. almost every normie has seen most if not all of the Star Wars movies, at least when they were kids

>This is why Luke's lightsaber called out to her in TFA.

what a fucking joke. are they retconing the entire first movie as well? I guarantee you that none of this was thought about when they wrote TFA.

PLEASE BE TRUE

correct, at no point during tfa was the future of the franchise considered.

I don't even care enough to read the spoilers.

>assuming people with no taste in films or who haven't seen the first ones matter
Fuck off, they probably didn't want to pay him a fair amount, so he dropped it. The dude is an icon, predator, rocky, star wars, etc. Plebs who haven't seen the original don't matter. Fuck outta here you son of a cuckold.

/thread

OP is full of shit

I knew multuple people who saw TFA on opening night but had never seen the others because it was the hot new trend. Hell most kids only know what Star Wars is through the Lego games and cartoons.

Tasty bait you fucking mong

Also plural in Spain, and Germany IIRC

>goku immediately after anne frank

I recognize this reference to a Penny Arcade parody.

>applying English grammar laws to foreign languages

That's fucking retarded. You have to learn the context of languages also. "Whats up?" Is American slang, for like, " hi, how are you?"but the literal translation, "what is up," wouldn't make sense. The pluralization is only seen by plebs.

But is she more powerful than Madara Uchiha?

>being an ass blasted pleb with no taste for film or canon
>T-Tasty b-bait you... fucking...mong

Fucking casuals, lando was integral to the best film of the entire series. Niggers come in white too, and you sir, are a white nigger

>In the trailer, when Luke says "I've seen this power once before and it didn't scare me then but it does now" he's talking about when he confronted Palpatine in ROTJ.

>"It didn't scare me then"
>Referring to Palpatine

TFA was left intentionally vague in every direction and full of familiar-feeling setpieces so they could see what the autists on the 'net could come up with to connect the dots for them. That was obvious.

Fuck picture didn't post.

Yeah I'm sure OP is real. Luke looks cool calm and collected here as he begs his for his life.

getting hurt isn't the same as being afraid retard. He obviously wasn't scared to board there ship, and literally fight them in there own base. He fought both of them, despite being obviously outmatched.

Is the planet most of this second movie on really named “act two”? Someone thinks they are fucking cute

>all these idiots
It was confirmed a translation fuck up. The exact same thing happened with ROTJ. Rian literally said the title refers to Luke alone.

>so you'll buy your ticket at least.

Nah, I'll still buy a ticket for a movie from a different studio, then just walk into the Star Wars theater.

It's probably pronounced "achy toe", but yeah.

Fucken check the edge on this guy

so much salt in this thread

>This is the face of a man who is not scared.

>I an intern on the set of a movie where even the other cast members aren't allowed to read each other's dialogue
We believe you OP.

>The movie is basically about Rey reconciling her family history with herself wanting to be good instead of evil. This is why Luke's lightsaber called out to her in TFA.
That makes no sense. Also that lightsaber is long gone. What kind of asspull did Rian write to get JJ and Kasdan off the hook?

So what happened to all those rumors that Snoke was an old apprentice of Luke that fell to the Dark Side pre Luke's new jedi academy?

Whut? This was the worst LARP spoiler so far.

*their

I dunno, I had a pretty good laugh.
I love the dedication and pettiness of it.

Seeing that Luke also fell to the dark side and recites the Sith Code at the end of The Last Jedi, it's safe to say that Rian Johnson never saw Return of the Jedi. I'm beginning to agree with Mark Hamill on this. Rian really doesn't have a clue.

Yea he straight up says "I am not afraid"

Luke said that in Empire, referring to Vader, not Palpatine

More like agony

I wan an inter-
>I wan

stopped reading, fuck off and go larp over at reddit

t. basement dweller with no work experience ever

The last of the duck implies you have very little duck meat remaining

The last of the ducks implies there are a nondescript number of ducks remaining from a large source, be it one or a million

ffs

>shilling your homesite in every single thread
kys

what the fuck are you trying to say

>The last Jedi is Luke
Is this still being questioned? Snoke calls him the last jedi in Force Awakens.

i have no idea what the hell you are trying to say

>saga becomes about the galactic dance between Palpatine and Skywalker families

At least it ties everything together

His mother
His rival

>Rey is Snoke's daughter and Snoke is Palpatine's son. Thus, Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter.
>Luke and Leia had nothing to do with Rey being hidden on Jakku. They don't even know anything about her. It was Snoke who did that.
>Luke is sympathetic towards Rey but is afraid of her given her backstory.


Are you, by any chance, retarded, or just stupid and in serious lack of any thought about what you just wrote?

Same. I just don't even care. It's just a zombified corpse by now.