HOW DID YOU KNOW

>HOW DID YOU KNOW
>i didn't :^)

ahh *farts* I was waiting for the frogposting thread

dumb frogposter

>vietnam war movie
>it ain't me starts playing

I literally have 6 pictures saved on my computer and they are all pepe pictures. Umad?

Nice digits

>"They're standing right behind me, aren't they?"

>it ain't me
Selena Gomez?
Wtf? Are you dumb, faggot pig?

>How does this work?
>That’s my lunch

>Terraforming?
>In english doc

>EMP device
>Characters have to explain what an EMP does for the stupid audience

>character picks up pistol
>racks slide

>Hero: You are not going to shot me
>Villain: Oh yeah. Why is that?
>Hero: The safety is on
>*Villain looks at the pistol while the hero makes a dash for the gun*
>Hero: heh, nothin personnel kid

>character manages to scare villain away
>there was a bigger character behind him

>I can't do this !
>Yes you can ! I believe in you

Feels good

>characters playing video games
>just mashing all buttons and twiddling sticks back and forth

>screams DIE! DIE! DIE!

Based dumb frog poster poster

> Don't you die on me!

>Character moves gun slightly
>Click clack rattle rattle rattle

>you ok?
>y-yea im fine
>lifts up shirt in secret
>huge bloody wound
>t-think ill just lay down and rest for a bit

>Colisionador de vaporización galimatías quántum de partículas
>In English, nerd

EPICO POST

>I know there's still good in you!

>"Y-you're going to sp-split my ass in t-two!"
>antagonist stops pounding protagonist's boipucci

>I GOT THE HIGH SCORE ON LEVEL SEVEN NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE BONUS ROUND
>Is playing a PS4

Name one British spy movie from the mid-nineties that focuses on the realities of transitioning the genre to the post-Cold War era that does this

>character is a nerd
>obligatory glasses, casual shirt and astma aerosol

>side character is on the sidelines while the two main characters are arguing
>camera zooms in on the two main characters, they make up and hug eachother, audience goes "awwwwwww!"
>cuts back to the face of the side character, he is weeping like a baby
>"that was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!"
>laugh track
>

>BR2049 did this without a line of dialogue

>romance movie with nerds
>nerds have square jaws, perfect teeth and zero acne

Based based dumb frog poster poster poster

Based meta poster

>cherished trips
Kek smiles upon me today

>You're out of control, Protaganist
>No, YOU are out of control supporting cast member

>cut to screen, the game is obviously fake and is made out of multiple free 3D models or is a fucking screensaver
>I'VE GOT THIS GUY ON THE ROPES OH NO HE JUST ACTIVATED A CHEAT CODE
>death is a pac man noise

>no man can kill me

*takes of mask/cloak/hat and reveals them self as a woman

>im no man

>Just be yourself, girls will love you
>Now come help set the table, dinner is almost ready

this one pisses me off the most, can't they just get any fucking game at all and give the actor just a couple minutes to learn the controls, it doesn't even matter if he's shit at it atleast it's more believable.
They do this shit in porn too, kills my boner everytime

Did this happen at the end of Return of the King when they fight Sauron or am I imagning it

It did

they dont do this because gaming companies would probably sue them or some shit

Let's be honest, it can be worse

Eowyn vs the Witch-King of Angmar
It's not as bullshit as it sounds. He didn't have any sort of invincibility or anything. It didn't show this in the films, but he had had a prophecy that said no man would ever kill him. It's literal interpretation shit, not an actual weakness.

Playing multiplayer game one person has ps4 controller other has xbox controller

>female nerdy character
>is considered plain looking
>takes hair down and takes off glasses
>suddenly everyone thinks she's a 10/10

>pepe
>not sadfrog
Shiggy-loo shiggy-lei

>high score
>levels
>pac-man sounds
>plays an MMO

I'm not sure if that's correct - otherwise, why didn't Arwena's spell kill the Nazgul? Not only she was no man, but also used not hand/ weapons but magically infused crushing hectolitres of water, rubble and larger stones And if not "by a hand o man" - why didnt they try to kick him, trample him or shoot a rocks with trebutchets at him? It should kill him too.

I saw this in a porno. You know the kind where the girls are playing vidya and lets the dude grope them. When the camera panned around they didn't even have a tv.

salsa on this?

"Brazzers Kombat", chick is Krissy Lynn, guy is Scott Nails

>female character tries leaving a room
>hero blocks her path
>jerks off and saves the day

>antagonist turns out to be good guy

>it's a frogposting trope thread

>it's a "it's a frogposting trope thread" post

>you guessed wrong

That's actually Kygo, plebiscite

He blocked it, when she did that river thing he was fully focused. Merry had just stabbed him with a sword that literally hated him and he was distracted with Eowyn.

thanks, ameritards

>character thinks of side splitting movie trope for frog poster thread at work
>can't remember it when the thread comes up

it's a pretty blatant allusion to Macbeth you fucking brainlets