This is a 35 year old man

This is a 35 year old man

uh, sweetie the dark side did it

this is a 54 year old man

The Dark Side. Not even once.

More like 45

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No, that is a 5'4'' man.

Dude the emperor, dark side, and fighting on mustofer fucked him up royally.

Ever seen 35 year old sports stars past their prime? Pic related

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wrong
anh takes place almost thirty years after rots
luke is in his late twenties, not a teenager
all of the ages make more sense like this
obi wan and anakin are in their 50s-60s in the ot as is luke in the new trilogy

Pro athlete past their prime earlier bcs they forced to release adrenaline and other hormone beyond normal frequency.

bruh look at dis dood

The time between ROTS and ANH is officially 19 years.

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This is a 20 year old man

>Pic related
I feel like you're belittling Joe Montana's time with the Chefs. Yeah he and Marcus Allen were ancient as fuck, but they were still a playoff team with those two leading the offense with a stout d on the other side.

Luke and Leia are canonically teenagers in ANH.

fuckin hell

KEK

>about 10 when recruitrd
>about 20 by the time of attack of the clones
>about 25 by the time of revenge of the sith
>Luke was about 21 by the time Return of Jedi ended
>21+25=46

This is a 45 year old man

Kek'd out loud

>about 20 in Phantom Menace
>about 30 by the time of attack of the clones
>about 35 by the time of revenge of the sith
>Luke was about 17 when Obi Wan died
>17+35=52

what is this?

He was the original Bane!

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vader had a hard life

Well played.

Lucas predicted Baneposting by nearly 30 years

Why did they get a 78 year old man to play anakin?

He's 46. 10 in TPM, 20 in AOTC, 23 in ROTS, 42 in ANH, 45 in TESB, 46 in ROTJ.

He was also supposed to be played by David Prowse but Lucas switched him with Shaw at the last minute out of autistic spite.

He's actually 43 by that point retard.

Where are you fools pulling these numbers from? Episode I takes place in 32BBY, Episode II in 22BBY, Episode III in 19BBY, and Episode IV in 0BBY. Episode V is 3ABY and Episode VI is a direct follow up taking place only days after V.

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>>>man

>that is a 52 year old man
that's pushing 70s

they'll never learn

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Almost everything in the OT contradicts the prequels, makes you wonder why Lucas even bothered tying them together.

>the force is an energy field
>your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough but your uncle wouldn't allow it
>I don't recall ever owning a droid
>he was a good friend

>tfw 35

Remember when Obi Wan told the death stick dealer to "go home and rethink his life"? That was just so Ani wouldn't cotton on the the fact OWK smoked them like a chimney. Smoking ages you remember

This is a 32/33 year old man playing a 23 year old man.

Are you forgetting the bit where he caught fucking fire?

Those nipples just sizzled right up into a nice concave crater on his breast.

But everything you listed wasn't contradicted.

Beyond embarrassing.