Carruthers > Bateman > Allen >>> Van Patten > Bryce

Carruthers > Bateman > Allen >>> Van Patten > Bryce

Good taste, user.

Bateman > the rest

>They all have the same number
>They all have the same job

How did nobody catch this gaffe in editing?

>the disgustingly misaligned numbers on Bateman's card
Thanks for outing yourselves as utter plebs

That's what makes his card the best.

Van Patten > Bryce > Allen > Bateman > Caruthers
The number is probably for a desk in the office to redirect calls to the respective people. The VP thing is a joke about how VP is a big title that gets handed out like candy and doesn't really mean that much

Allens font looks terrible though, he should be at the bottom of the list.

Allen > Bateman > Bryce > van Patten >> literal shit >> Carruthers

Bryce > Carruthers > Patten > Allen > Bateman

That's the joke, friend

Impressive, very nice.

I like the alignment. These fancy fonts have that kind of alignment and it makes it easier to read and looks great

>ive never seen a font like this before
>im 10

How can you like Carruthers' card? It's so gaudy.

Bryce is bottom. His font looks like fucking Arial

>aquisitions

>The whole point of his card is to look shit and Sup Forums loves it
Hmmmmm

Looks better than Bryce or Van Patten

Just because it is a real font that actually exists doesn't make it good. It looks sloppy in comparison to the others.

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Bateman and Allen's are best by far. Bryce is acceptable, patten has this gross blue tint and looks dated, carruthers makes it look like it's trying way too hard. Carruthers is the equivalent of getting stone gargoyles and pillars for your house in the burbs.

Nice, good eye. I've only now noticed that

it's intentional dummy

>everybody's a VP
>tfw I recently found out an ex girlfriend from high school is now a VP at Wells Fargo and probably absolutely rolling in money

Gb2r

this

How could any of those fuccbois possibly hope to compete with Paul Allen?

Even Bateman and his friends all realize that Carruthers card was the best.

No, it doesn't it looks great. I have now thoroughly and completely contradicted you.

Now what?

Carruthers card looks tacky as fuck with the golden shit

>90460009
paul allen with that faggoty subtle off white coloring

timothy ftw

Bryce is literally the best of the lot

Paul allen has the card that would most broadly appeal to people in the 90's and is the best card. Carruthers is my personal favorite however.

Thats why people like it now you plebs. Its a snapshot of the 90s. Its "comfy".

the more I think about it, Bateman has the best card after all

best is obviously BRYCE, close second is ALLEN

Points off for:
Bateman has that strange number alignment that looks like the card was misprinted and the small &. Van Patten for the bolding of his name and the small &. Carruthers for multiple font colors, multiple font sizes, misaligned company name and job title and LASTNAME, firstname.

Carruthers>Patten>Bateman>Allen>>>Bryce

Carruthers comes first it for color composition, but it gets some points down because of how small his first name is. He's clearly ashamed of being a "Luis".

Patten chose the best font, an interesting texture, and the simetry and size between names makes it looks like serious bussiness.

Same goes for Bateman, but dear god, the alignment of those numbers ruins it.

Allen is classic and non-remarkable.

Bryce's font is an offense to the senses, you get sleepy just by looking at it.

Imagine being Patrick Bateman in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Paul Allen, you fuckin' fine, nice card with that subtle off white coloring and the tasteful thickness of it. I would totally do squash with you, both my 'normal' persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is dissect another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Bateman and not only sit in that chair while Paul Allen flaunts his disgusting haircut at you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his shitty tan, and just sit there, hour after hour, while he perfected that fruity little hand gesture. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone in mergers and acquisitions tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PAUL ALLEN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and hookers and later alleged murder victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of Harvard Business School. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on your forehead as you notice his card has a watermark, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" physique, the physique he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then he mentions his reservation at Dorsia, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bateman. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

it's intentional. it fits with one of the main themes of the movie: they're basically all the same, which is why everyone is confused about who is actually who

checked

Carathur's is easily the worst, that gold and green is painfully tacky

Now let's see Paul Allen's dubs

Allen > Van Patten > Bryce > Bateman > Carruthers

>good lettering

gaudy fucking trash. what is he, a buisness man or a faggot interior designer?

*gold

Allen > Bryce > Van Patten > Bateman >>>>>> Carruthers

green and gold is not comfy, it is an assault on the eyes. dont care what meme nostalgia sensation you're trying to sell me on

Bryce has by far the best card

>toilet paper texture

that's van patten

Nice trips

>Numbers on Batemans cards are missaligned

What did they mean by this?

Just realized they spelled "acquisitions" wrong on all of them.
Based prop team.

Nice 00

Why every American Psycho themed 3ds are always full of repeating digits?
What did Kek mean by this?

also misspelled 'lice'

digits

watch my quints

kys, loser

If you preffer Carruthers card over Allens you are so painfully a muritard that it's not even funny. Plebeian to the core

BIG TRUCKS FAKE TITS AND SHINNY THINGS HELL YEAHH.

Gold fucking text? Gold and cyan color combination? Surname then firstname.

Aaaahh nigger get some taste and sophistication.

Carruthers card is patrician. You just know if Caesar had a business card it would be like that

Bateman's card really is shit. It's cut all wrong and there's a ton of blank space.

Allen > Bateman > Bryce > Van Patten > Carruthers

why would someone whose presence is announced on arrival need a business card

Allen > Carruthers > Bryce > Van Patten > Bateman

Can you imagine how all this printing shit was made in a pre digital world? I bet it was more difficult to get a good result

We've been over this many times. Allen is the best, without question.
It has depth, excellent font and color, dreamy off white coloring, watermark, clarity, good spacing.
Now check'em.

Printing presses sort of solved that problem 500 years ago. I bet Bateman was just a cheapass who ordered his cards from a shitty manufacturer.