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Am I supposed to disagree with this?

>tfw remember adolescence as thirsty lonely ass-ugly teenage girl
Still a little painful.

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Okay, now post the punchline

Post feet

Oh thats why she invited me to go watch a concert with her back then damn

>tfw remember a girl who kept giving hints that she liked me
>too autistic to realize at the time cause I was crushing on another girl

THANKS FOR BRINGING BACK THE MEMORIES ASSHOLE.

I bet you got fucked the same.

>tfw remember adolescence as a thirsty lonely ass ugly teenage boy
and post adolescene
and young adulthood

>tfw this girl I liked asked me if I liked her but I was such a spastic loser I told her no and she left with a really disappointed look on her face

Fuck young me. I don't know why I did that.

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What I remember were the incredibly clear opportunities for me to get laid that I missed because I was so incredibly, skull-fuckingly obtuse.

>tfw I remember my7/10 best friend asking me on why I never asked her out
>tfw i though it was a joke and told her that she's like one of the bro's since she was tomboyish at that time
>tfw i got my tomboy fetish from her
END MY SUFFERING

>Not just immediately dashing even the idea a woman was interested in you even if the situation heavily implies she was
Fucking normie faggots with healthy self esteem. Get of MY Sup Forums REEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEE

>lonely
>girl
Wrong!

Not wrong, she just had standards and self-respect.
Enough standards not to stoop to the lonely boys who were all gross and enough self respect not to become the cumdumpster for the attractive boys in a fleeting chance at the illusion of affection.

I didn't realize the choice was so limited!

>you have to date to not be lonely
Get a load of this guy. I guess all children are lonely until after they hit puberty.

It is when you're lonely. If you had the where withall to not be lonely your options are obviously much wider. But if you're desperate then you've no where else to go.

>lonely girl
>actually has a choice
>lonely boy
>has his hand and the internet
I feel for you, I really do

They have a choice too. They could lower their standards too.
Though they can't just whore themselves out.

the artists should've just made straight up porn

this is garbage

>They could lower their standards too.
But as you've already pointed out, the girls aren't going to choose them no matter how desperate they are

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No you've just gotta be higher than what she considers below her standards.

Quit being such a bitch

If a guy is r9k levels of lonely then what standards are there left to lower himself to? Face it, a "lonely girl" doesn't really exist, just one that has pride.

Lonely girls exist.
In middle school throughout high school There was this ugly girl who probably had some mental problems no one would ever talk to. She also smelled like shit.

Girls can be disgusting losers too.

That's a really fucked up double standard you have there, and it's one that most of modern society seems to share.

This is decent. Joke is obvious but it's well done.

What an amateur, she didn't even try an anonymous mix tape left in his locker.

>Being socially aware enough to even realize a girl's existence, let alone talk to one.
Man, just quit your wining. You may have wasted your chance, but I never got mine.

>Girl comes up to me after graduation
>real shy, smiling a little
>So user, I was wondering if you wanted to do anything over the summer?
>No, I plan on relaxing and getting ready for college
>get to college
>a few weeks in, about to fall asleep
>snap awake
>FUCK
I am still kicking myself for that one.
I didn't lose my virginity until 8 years later.

>Tfw the third panel actually happened to me and I was too retarded to get the hint
>End up helping her hook up with a friend of mine so she has someone to go with
>Year or two later she tells me she was asking me out

How retarded am I Sup Forums

Was she cute at least?

Not really. Bad end: "ew no why would I go with you?" Worse end: you're in prison for rape.

Seeing how many people post this kind of shit whenever something like this gets posted, not very retarded.

yes
She was a blackish tomboy
Or do you mean my first? Because no, no she was not. She was this horrible psycho christian colombian divorcee who hit me all the time and psychologically/emotionally abused me.

Why not just deny the idea anyone could be interested in you that way? I mean there was a girl I used to talk to in class and strangely enough she would actually laugh and not try to cut our conversations short. Then she said we should hang out over the summer. Clearly that meant nothing. And the girl who wrote her number in my yearbook. Not interested.
And I'm so obviously not hung up about it, otherwise I wouldn't be thinking about it almost a decade later. Because I also have a lot going on in my life.

Why didn't you kill her?

not until I was 21.

user I'm pretty sure that's the source of most of these stories, mine included

Not true, girls can be autistic weirdos too. There's just less of them, and they're less proud of it.

Because being in jail means you don't get to find better women.
I did tell her to go fuck herself though, had this glorious epiphany while she was telling me how successful her made up retarded friend was that you know, I don't actually need this anymore, I'd rather be alone. And I laughed in her face and told her to fuck off, we're done.
She started screaming so loud she started to fall off my front steps, so I reached out and grabbed her back and she had some kind of flashback and froze up, acting really afraid of me. I then tried to drive her home and before I could even start the car, she grabbed my hair and yanked, and wouldn't let go until I thought things out, figured out where my arm was, and elbowed her hard in the stomach. I then drove her home, at which point she yelled that I'd hit her, and her father just gave me this look like "Oh boy, this again." I could see he understood so I just walked away.
Every girl after her has been a breeze.

Yeah, social intelligence hits late in guys. Which is annoying as shit.

> Senior in HS
> Half black tomboy is the Platoon Leader in JROTC
> I am the Platoon Seargent
> Work together all the time
> She says that since neither of us have dates to the prom, we should go together
> I say no, I hate stupid junk like that

I AM THE BIGGEST FUCKING RETARD.

I did it again in College with a different girl. To this day, I dont blame females for not showing interest in me. I had plenty of chances and I flushed them.

Borderline Personality disorder do you reckon? Something worse?

>actually has a choice
I technically could have stood up in front pf the school and hollered "WHO HERE HATES THEMSELVES ENOUGH TO PORK ME!? I NEED COCK! ANY COCK! I SIT AROUND ALL DAY IN MY STUFFY FUCKING ROOM RUBBING MY GREASY SLIT RAW! THE REASON I'M SUCH AN ANGRY CUNT IS BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING PLOWED!" and somebody might have taken me up on that offer- it would be more likely than if a male attempted the same.
But then I'd have to live my life as a whore/pariah.

Or are you still just oblivious to the game and you're being pinged by all of the babes?

I don't fucking know, man. She did lie a lot, and make a lot of bizarre claims. Like she said she had to go on a trip away from me, that she was going to Brazil or Colombia or some South American hellhole but never really told me what organization was behind it or why, and then when she got back she said she'd been kidnapped. And later that one of them had raped her. Both things she revealed when I was starting to lose interest in her.
Also she claimed she had a downs syndrome friend who was way better at life that me, and would call him and talk to him on the phone when I was playing guitar hero, just speaking really loud about how much better he was than me, and early on she told me that the ghost of her dead cat walks her house.
Finally, she tried to get me to marry her by saying her period was late, so I went out and bought her a pregnancy test right away (after dry heaving into the trashcan), she failed it of course.
Something was broken in her, I don't know what.

Thanks for the info. Kill was just an exaggeration and reference to "why doesn't Batman just kill the Joker," but the sentiment was there, since I'd prefer people to fight back if being physically abused. I'm glad you were able to get rid of her though, thanks for the story. I'm still a little surprised that you were able to drive her home. Something about that whole ordeal leaves me confused.

Or, alternatively, you could have asked out literally any boy and there was a good chance they'd say yes

>"WHO HERE HATES THEMSELVES ENOUGH TO PORK ME!? I NEED COCK! ANY COCK! I SIT AROUND ALL DAY IN MY STUFFY FUCKING ROOM RUBBING MY GREASY SLIT RAW! THE REASON I'M SUCH AN ANGRY CUNT IS BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING PLOWED!"

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That actually could be happening. I am a fitbro with a good job and plenty of disposable income. I might have some mental block that prevents me from seeing the signals women put out.

I wish I wasn't such a coward when it comes to approaching women. I can talk to anyone as a friend or in a business capacity, but the moment a romantic possibility is involved, I am useless.

I know logically that there is no real consequence to rejection. Just take the L and move on, but I cant get past it.

That's not true at all. If a girl is genuinely ugly and not just a 7/10 pretending to be ugly then guys typically don't give them attention. Asking a guy out would be difficult because they would be likely to say no.

Are there really girls on Sup Forums?
Will one of them be my Internet girlfriend?
You don't even have to send nudes

>at an FFA dance
>the girl I was there with convinced me to slow dance with her
>short but thicc
>"You're a real good dancer, user!"

I wasn't even into her but shit I was sweating

...I wasn't even in FFA

I know my little sister actively browses Sup Forums and /po/

Sounds like she definitely had problems.
>having premarital sex
Degenerate.

I still remember there was a girl who had a crush on me in the 8th grade and even the Substitute Teacher saw it and I didn't.

How little are we talking

Is she single? How nice are her feet? Would she be hired by Dan the man Schneider?

19 but i know she started browsing this site when she was around 13 or 14

>make passes at two of the computer nerds
rejected
>make pass at greasy cowboy kid who seems to enjoy hanging out with me in the auditorium
rejected
>make pass at fellow sperg and Sup Forums aficionado
rejected, he later becomes a tranny and is now fucking a 300 lb neckbearded being with a rainbow mohawk
>make pass at fancy pants retard
rejected

And then I stopped because I realized I had made a complete fool of myself.

I offered to call her dad to come pick her up or call her a cab (I wanted to shut the door in her face so bad right then, kind of regret not doing so), but she said no. Which just makes her attack weirder.
Meanwhile I'd have probably had a fun summer romance and a string of girlfriends immediately following if I'd just taken that cute little black girl up on her offer.
Fuck you, teenage self. Fuck you.
I must be incredibly degenerate by now then

yo gimme her digits

>Be decently hot
>Good personality
>Born with defect leaving me with no sex drive No balls yo
>Am a fuckin robot
>Outsider looking in since my brain isn't always swimming in hormones
>See love as objectively awful except for providing extra income
>Be confidant for everyone's fucking stupid useless drama in high school
>Have these people tried not being in relationships?
>Get more pleasure of turning down people that want to go out with me than I would if I went out with them
>Thinking about getting /fit/ and then running for office with a focus on infrastructure and justice

Objectivity and efficiency are my goals. Look for me soon, meatbags.

what's the age difference between her and you? What does she watch, what does she read?

You know you could have gotten hormone injections. Testosterone feels fucking amazing.

The only solution is to write all of these down and turn it into an anime. Tell me more of your life stories please.

this is shit on so many levels.

I take small doses in the morning cause it helps me from falling apart. Turns out that shit is important.

But my whole development was fucked due to irregularity in its production or lack there-of.

7 years, I think she watched Gravity Falls She's currently watching star vs, gumball and I know she posts on those threads I think she's a fan of webcomics but im not to sure on which one

Because I've dated other girls and learned their body and emotional language, now I know when one is interested as well as what they want. I also learned that girls really, really like me. I can't unlearn that, I can't pretend, and doing so is depressing.

>admitted to being 12 years old
B&

You should ask her out.

not him but you should probably delete this before you look like the least intelligent person in the thread

>little sister who is 19 and 7 years younger than me
>Im 12
/sci/ pls

>She follows Star vs threads
user I think it's only fair to warn you: she has seen some freaky shit and I've been showing it to her

youre a faggot im gonna eat your last slice of pizza

reminder that being 'in love' doesn't entitle you to being loved
and that love notes and long declarations of love are pathetic and disgusting.

NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!

If he's her older brother he should start slower like a shower together or a campout

This! Only force entitles someone to love you! If you love someone, the way to make them love you back is to force them into it.

user I might be reaching here, but I think he was joking.

Start with headpats and hugs and then kiss her "accidentally" and when she likes it she's hooked! Easy!

>LOL thread
Sup Forums you're drunk, go back. This isn't even your home.

>"lonely" boy
>girls drop hints and ask them out
>shoot all the girls down out with obtuseness and sperging
>"waah I'm so lonely, it's not fair, why don't girls take the initiative, it's so easy for them they're just getting asked out"

The boys have a choice too

they do user, they're just not as lonely as you.

>The boys have a choice too
KRYPTON HAD ITS CHANCE!

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Ew no, girls are icky. I just need to protect all the r9k kids because I feel bad for them.

>girls drop hints and ask them out
????????????????????????????????

>That time your best friend showed off her lingerie because she wanted to know if it looked sexy
>That time she came out of the shower in just a towel while you were busy beating her score in temple run
>That time she was drunk and said that if you and her ever got married she would get her hair cut super short cause she knows how cute you find short hair

>and that love notes and long declarations of love are pathetic and disgusting.
>tfw remember long winded love notes I wrote
I should definitely kill myself.

So she's not watching TTGO or TLH right? Sounds like she has good taste.

nobody would stop you, I'm sure.

>tfw my friends do the 1st and 2nd one now because they have a thing for me but because they dont see me as a guy
You've never actually suffered until you seegirls being defenseless around you because they see you more as a brother figure than a man

>that time you had a best friend who was a human in the same country as you and didn't move away
tell me what it's like