Peter, its time i told you the whole truth

Peter, its time i told you the whole truth...

>The niggers Pete...

It's the Jews, Peter. It always was

Aunt may got blacked

Someone post the porn stash pasta

>The holocaust isn't real

>oh, you are sad because a girl at yout school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. Don't me you have it hard because you are a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the ladyboy you fell deeply in love with and made passionate steamy sex in a collapsing bamboo shack, Just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what?, fuck you orphan spoiled brat . get the fuck out of my fucking car before I kick your ass.

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If you ever gain great power Peter... promise me you will take out the jews

>P...peter...you..you have to burn the film on your camera..I..cant let the world see it.
>That week when you couldnt find your camera....p..Pete..oh god..I couldnt stop the urges..I couldnt control myself...
>All those missing children they found on that pig farm....you have to destroy the film Peter...no one can....kn...knoowww.w....

How the fuck did Raimi got away with that?

We should dub this entire series.

Not only that, but made a 25h movie and have same scenes again and again with some serious new dialogue. And it still worked?

The man is a genius.

Start with the scenes with the most potential before filling in the parts in between.

vocaroo time when

I am an ESL with memepression. Not right the one to lead this endeavor.

>Harry tells me youre planning to a trip to Thailand
>im something of a boiipussy destroyer myself

>...I'm your father Pete. You see I slept with your mother... when you're father found out he murdered your mother and killed himself....
>Sorry Pete

The bad thing is they will never release that orginal cut.

If you were lucky and got some weird cinema fest thing in same time as Spider-man was released in theaters you had the change to see Raimi's Spider-man Director's Cut.

Also heard some theaters accidentally showed thath cut, but after 2h and still in the Uncel Ben death scene they undestand something was wronf.

>You will never see again the original cut with 2h of uncensored Uncle Ben diatribes about taiwanese 3D loli porn and unsolved murders from the 80s.

I do not like this feel.

So, are you a phoneposting faggot, or a 3rd world faggot who doesn't know english?

Posts like this bring the quality of the entire board down.

It's my keyboard. It's 7 years old and with batteries. Can't do shit with this shit.

And I'm drunk.

top kek highly original

>"Cheer up, Pete, it's all gonna be fine! Tell you what, I'm meeting some old Klan buddies later today and we're thinking of firing up the ol' cross and lynching some niggers. Now, you keep track of all the coons and coalburners that keep buggering you in school and we'll get 'em first. Just don't tell your Aunt yet, it's gonna be a surprise. You know grilled nigger dongers are her favourite."

>and they say that a Führer can save us
>I'm not gonna sit here and wait

how did MTV get away with this?

Kek

>ESL with memepression
Record some lines as the landlord.

Someone post the J Jonah Pulitzer and 9/11 pastas

A true classic