/imaceleb/

The long-awaited return of Bant and Kek to the jungle with a bunch of no-name tossers for us to laugh at.
Fingers crossed for decent waifus.

The celebs truly are z listers. A fucking Vlogger!?

I'll still watch it just for Anton Deck.

>you now remember Martinposting

might watch for once just because /brit tv/ threads are the only good thing about this board

these shows are worse than liberal cuck porn nigger sodomy while kikes are masturbating to it
anyone who watches it and gives it his/her view should seriously re evaulate everything

>it's a Martin emerges from the jungle to greet this year's campmates episode

warren from hollyoaks is going to win desu

Here we go lads

Wonder if sober any is any good at presenting

Channel?

Reckon Ant is gonna break down live on air?

Who here /gettingpolluted/

>Mel Gibson on Gogglebox
fuck me up the arse lads

itv

>paki

Fuck Off

I wonder how many times Amir Khan is going to get KO'd

3.

It's starting lads!

>no Aunt Bessie's
Fuck off

>no nudity

what's the point

>Mel Gibson on Gogglebox
W-what?

Anton du Deke

They need Hogan the koala to take over

Dennis Stupid desu

probably itching to shoot up again

They are listening to the full Mel Gibson tapes uncensored.

BANT AND KEK

Toff is already my waifu. Don't touch her or you'll invoke my wrath

Ugh! I can just about stomach poos and blacks but not pakis.

How long before Ant throws himself off the bridge? We can see the pain behind those eyes, Ant. There's no hiding anymore.

>That hair
JUST

>memhern still doesnt have a spinoff show

KHAN TO GET KO'D BY ANGRY FIRE ANT

Literally only heard of amir khan and CHAT's WAG

Has dec grown

Hmmm how suspicious

SJ

Ant and Dec are nation treasures

what do I ask my barber for to get this cut?

...

They actually went there, the madmen

Checked and kekked.

>acknowledging his drug addiction and crippling depression

Top banter.

>King or Queen
TWO GENDERS???

McAlpine is one of the worst actors on Corrie. Irritating voice.

lifts

I saw Martin irl on Friday night at Wells carnival, in a pub. Not that anyone cares but I thought I'd say

Just go in and ask for a big boy's haircut user

Will Boris Johnson's dad cop it off with one of this year's slags??

based bant and kek

Kek. Has it really been a year.

kek still have that saved
did you get to say hello?

Liking decs new transplant

lel goddamnit user now im rooting for the old codger

CHAT SHIT

CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT

Plot twist - This is Boris's secret plan to negotiate a trade deal with Australia

>Literally Jamie Vardy wife
kek wtf

I’m sure he’ll be /ourguy/
He’s already dropping his spaghetti

BECCA VARDY'S BREXIT PARTY

Cheap slag

Nah, I didn't even recognise him at first until my brother pointed him out. Still, he walked within a metre of me on his way to the loo

>Yet another measly line-up of Literal Whos
>tfw William Shatner is too busy shitposting here to do I'm A Celeb

C'mon, Bill, if that faggot Takei could do it so can you.

Vardy believes that traps aren't gay

>Doesnt even know who Vardy is
CHATTING SHIT LAD

This progran fills me with a great sense of hatred.

Is that normal?

>i'm a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""celebrity""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Already better than last year when best girl was fucking Scarlett from Gogglebox.

isn't that the appeal

>white
>is non white
based irony

they aren't though, not even memeing

It’s the ads

ye fuck off mate ola was best girl

Another literal who

is this the chad?

Corrrr that Vanessa

This old senile man has no idea whats going on

>implying fizz off corrie isnt a celebrity

>johnson knows absolutely nobody
>johnson is already hitting on women 40 years his junior
literally /ourguy/

Can't wait for the in-camp brexit arguments.

THE TOFF

brainlet bimbo

johnson to fuck chelsea slag in phonebooth

>majority are family of famous people

WHY

She wants to shag the old man

KEK

Rebeka actually quite likes Johnson.

CLAIMING TOFF!

tfw Boris Johnson's dad is more appealing to girls than I am

vanessa is this years certified /pengting/

Ant will come into the camp in a stupor with a gun one day and B these roasties TFO

Toff is going to be Johnsoned hard m8

Intense cringe

>Boris Johnsons dad will shag the Toff
Lifes not fair

>Johnson is a right wing pro-brexit author and politician who clearly has a thing for young women
>Toff is a right wing pro-brexit young woman who has admitted to having a thing for older politicians

How many times will they fuck?

Look at that sublime hairline

Have a random list saved from last year I made of some suggestions for dream entrants.

1. Nigel Farage
2. Katie Hopkins
3. Bradley Walsh
4. Michelle Keegan
5. Karl Pilkington
6. Hugh Dennis
7. Chris Kamara
8. Gregg Wallace/John Torode
9. Jeremy Clarkson
10. Jenna Coleman
11. Karren Brady
12. Keith Duffy
13. Bruno Tonilio
14. Danny Dyer
15. Melinda Messenger

Anyone to add?

Mario Balotelli

FIRE FANNY INCOMING

This is the most british-looking woman ever

I'd fuck Fizz

craig charles

Rolf Harris

Johnson Senior was remain campaigner. He's also a climate change activist.