Woman covers hear breasts with a sheet after sex

>woman covers hear breasts with a sheet after sex

>Woman covers her benis after sex

>woman covers her breasts with a sheet but proudly has her bare penis on display

>woman goes straight to sleep after sex instead of spending 20 minutes with a rag under her dripping roasties

>woman

>the protag lets his girlfriend walk around the house with clothes on

>the protagonist lets his female speak

>protagonist doesn't kill each roastie he picks up the morning after

>protagonist doesn't fuck the girl's pusy with a knife after seducing her

>the protagonist lets his female wear clothing

>protag lets his property look at him

>man has sex with women
>doesn't immediately fall asleep afterwards

>protag doesn't cut his slave females achilles tendons to prevent them from walking away

>protagonist's gf cares about him
I don't know this feel

>characters don't run to the bathroom after sex and wash the sticky sex juice out of their pubes

If you don't piss after sex you'll get a UTI.

>man pisses right after sex
>doesn't get a little cum stuck in his dick that causes him to have to sensation of needing to piss for 30 minutes
IM SICK OF THESE UNREALISTIC FILMS

>man has sex with women

>man has sex with woman
>puts her back in the freezer afterwards

>Protagonist doesn't circumsize his female to prevent her from gaining any sexual gratification so as to turn her into a moral woman

had this feeling for 2 hours once
was hell

>couple has sex
>neither has to pee afterwards

>not using one of these to clean your willy

>man cums a min into the sex
>"i'm still hard, just give a minute"
Look, I cannot call bullshit for sure but I at least need 1-2 hours before I can stay hard and cum again

You must be low-t if you're not drunk 20 minutes max is required.

kek

>man has sex with man
>he says no

>man has sex with beautiful women
>doesn't wake up from his dream right before finishing and realizing he's in his 1 bedroom apartment completely alone, jerks off then goes on his computer and opens Sup Forums at 3 am

>protagonist doesn't throw acid in the face of the female after she rejected his advances

>protagonist meets a hot woman and says something cocky and funny to her
>cut to them bursting into his apartment kissing and removing clothes
haha just like in real life

Where does this meme come from?
I have never peed after sex neither any of my gfs and I've never had a problem

>tfw having a piss in my dream
>wake up and I'm cumming

idk it hurts when I force it that early

I don't think I've even dreamed in a decade. I'm so lonely.

>protagonist has sex
>doesn't pay the woman after

>woman gives man a blowjob
>she actually puts some fucking effort into it

Meme? Really? You don't have to pee afterward? How often do you stick around?

You are dreaming user you just aren't remembering it.

>characters don't shave their pubes

>Man has sex with a virgin
>He doesn't realize how fucking boring fucking "pure" women actually is

you smoke too much weed

>tfw summing in my dream
>wake up and I'm pissing

>man goes down on women
>he isnt repulsed by the smell

I'm str8 edge bro

>man is having sex with a beautiful woman
>right as he's about to cum, he wakes up balls-deep in the butt of his sissy roommate riding him cowboy

>Man has sex with a girl
>She barely makes any effort

Which is worse; this or that feeling of wanting to shit even though your body doesn't have any shit left inside of you?

>man has sex with a girl
>she doesn't put her phone down

I once came without noticing because I was so drunk. It was funny, we only found out when she changed positions and we noticed the condom had jizz in it
Then it took like an hour for me to cum again...

>not peeing beforehand

>Man has sex with girl
>she demands 30 minutes of foreplay and a backrub

>woman has sex with her bra on

>woman doesn’t immediately go pee afterwards

>man has sex with girl
>he's not accused of rape afterwards

>tfw you're fugging your gf from behind and you get a whiff of the arse

It can be pretty cold sitting around naked.

Fucking women bottomless who still have a top on is actually hot as fuck

I need 10-15 minutes to be operative after cumming, something wrong with your benis

pubes are fucking digusting though.

My ex was a virgin before me. I dated her for over year
A few months after I broke up with her, I had sex with a thot I became good friends with. It was unironically a hundred times better than every time with my ex

I have sex daily, I'm pretty sure I couldn't pee immediately after sex even if I really needed to

that doesn't happen until years later now

>Man spends hours on foreplay, backrubbing and dirty talk
>When she is "ready" he is just expected to be hard

>not pissing whilst still in the vagine so you don't have to use a piss bottle

That's a variable. I first got below the waist in 8th grade and learned very quickly to do a quick smell check first. For example I'd finger the girl and cartoonishly run the entire length of my finger under my nose like a fine cigar. Of course I'm exaggerating but it's still a good idea to do a sniff check first. If it's good, go on down. If not, politely keep your distance.

Been there. Do women not know how to properly clean themselves before sex? Do they seriously take a monster shit and then walk around all day and then decide to have sex without showering first?

...for about one whole minute. Then you want the tits out.

Only the first few times you degenerate

>man is having sex with a woman
>he doesn't get leg-cramp halfway through and start dancing around the room in agony

>man doesn't wipe his dick afterwards

>I like these memes , please do continue

>spread her cheeks to get a look at that butthole
>theres little pieces of shit around it

what
literally never heard of that and it's never happened to me

my friend can do this but he's the only one i know. Normal people are at 5-20 mintues tho

>man has sex with woman
>doesn't flush the vagina and anus with bleach before dumping the corpse

>hear

Know the feel, its slowly becoming better, but I still do the majority of the work every time

>Man has sex with women in a kinky new way
>doesn't immediately cum

>man is just about to cum
>he actually pulls out

Puritan """""culture""""""

h-how would you know user?

You have low test if this happens to you

>You have low test if this happens to you
srs or troll?

fuck she's cute

for a full blown degen anyway

>man is having sex with a virgin
>he gets more than an inch deep before unloading on her thigh

>not knowing how long it takes your best bro to get hard again after cumming
are you some kinda faggot or something?

>he doesnt eat the pieces

>tfw first blowjob was fucking great
>every blowjob since have been lousy as fuck, with zero care or thought beyond sucking on the shaft

...

>tfw first blowjob practically get circumsised by her teeth

How is that a meme? It happens all the time. Also, after your first time fucking without a rubber, walking around campus for the next couple of weeks with anxiety wondering if everything is okay, you'll remember to have a roll of Durex ready.

90% of girls are whores on birth control by the age of 14 anyway nowadays,

well...

>finally geta gf a few years ago
>after a few weeks, and post coital at my place, she covers her (rather lovely) boobs with the sheets
why are you covering up?
>My tits are getting cold
ah... right

>tfw never had a good blowjob
i think it was just never meant for me

>white protagonist goes to wife's birth
>the child doesn't come out black

>Man tries to explain that sucking the balls, using the tongue more and just playing with the cock more can improve everything
>Girl does it once and never again

that's bad for your bladder, or urethra, not sure now.

>tfw death grip means can't come from blowjob or vagina sex

you have nice trips but i got it 2 times and both were terrible
i went fucking flaccid

>character is dry-humping a 10/10 qt on the 2nd date
>doesn't cum inside his pants

t. soyboy

if she isn't willing to destroy her gag reflex for you then that's grounds to end the relationship desu