Simpsons

What if Marge was black?

Ratchet

what if homer was dead?
what if bart was gay?
what is lisa was mr burns?
who gives a fuck, this board is fucking retarded sometimes i swear to fuck

Her hair would actually make sense. The texture doesn't match French/ Irish pig hair. Did blacks have beehives when Matt Groening was a kid?

She would be hotter.

It'd explain her insane loyalty to that asshole homer.

Then Bart would have two parents physically abusing him.

>Homma get yo fat yelloh ass offa dat couch an' help me wit kids!

>Buhscuse me?! Mah man ain't goin' on no diet cuz his honky ass, bitch ass boss is bein' a bitch ass nigga!

>Bart you dis yo daddy again and Imma spank da bastard out of yo ass!

>Yo Hommie get dat ass inta bed I want mah sugah bear ta snuggle up wit'

P-E-R-F-E-C-T

what if
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Lenny was black

The Simpsons would have two fat parents. Also Bart would get doubly abused.

Homer's side of the family is part black. Very minimal though

That would be too much, man!

>The Simpsons would have two fat parents.

No, still just one fat parent.

Imagine Lisa being mixed.

>Mom I don't want to dress like that.
>Oh hush up ya'll gotta look pretty fo yo school picture
>But I don't look good I look like a tramp.
>Don't you sass me gurl. You hf black so it's only half tramp.

>Implying that being mixed wouldn't crank up Lisa's SJWism to the maximum as she would qualify for oppression points

She would love going to school as a complete mess just to be able to bait others into shitflinging.

would make him a better person

I agree.

He wouldn't do nuffin.

>lisa gets mutant powers from a field trip to he plant
>gets psychic powers
>arrogance at all time high
>uses powers to get shit for free, set people to do things she doesn't want to do
>sees bart picking on a girl at school
>uses powers to make bart gay
>bart worries he's bi, and not fully gay
>lisa lies and says he loves cock only
>gay bart is great
>does better than lisa in everything or she's not happy because status quo
>returns bart to normal, loses psychic powers
Shit writes itself if you are willing to steal off of equally terrible sources

Well, Abe does have jungle fever.

This. Lisa is a pathological narcissistic victim and also a huge bitch.

It would explain why Bart is is such a troublemaker.

what if family guy were the simpsons?

>a thread about latin Nicole watterson
>a thread about black Marge
What the fuck Sup Forums.

She wouldn't be afraid of flying

Homer would have to raise the kids alone, because she would be in jail

She'd be raising them Maggie. Bart and Lisa alone.

>Latin Nicole
Link me.

Smug images work better when your grammar isn't a fucking mess.

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>latin Nicole watterson
Sounds hot.

There would be a different guy each episode, whcih she would cal her "Homie". The guy would have no qualms about choking Bart, since the bastard ain't his.

Why?

As a fatherless kid growing up, take this image down

Reminds me of the episode where Bart learns the drums
>Finds a new passion
>Works hard at it practicing day and night
>Plays jazz so he can join in with Lisa
>Invited to play with a band since he's become a better musician than her
>Lisa breaks his arm, even when it heals he'll never be able to play again
>"I'm sorry Lisa, this was all my fault"

What if Lois was black

What if Ned Flanders was Hispanic?

>Lisa brings a fully grown tiger into the house
>Severely harms someone
>At no point does the show call her out for this

Literally any other character would have been guilt tripped to hell and back, and rightfully so.

God, I hate Lisa so much.

Buenos ding dong diddly dias Señor Homer.

And the worst part is that after all that, the show expects us to take pity on her.

You forgot the part where the person who was attacked by the tiger gives Lisa an apology

>Bart is jealous of Lisa
>Bart apologises
>Lisa is jealous of Bart
>Bart apologises

>Did blacks have beehives when Matt Groening was a kid?

You tell me.

He would be catholic.

Lisa's bran of self righteous liberal whining is very millennial white girl "first world problems" though
Hell last season they even did the whole dyed hair joke bout in the "GURLZ CAN CODE TOO" episode.

>As a fatherless kid growing up, take this image down
So was I and pic made me kek a little.

HOMER WE'RE IN UNDERTALE

Waiddaminute
>If Toriel is Marge
>Then Asgore is Homer
>Asriel is Bart

>The MC is Milhouse

>Chara is Lisa

i wouldn't watch it

I thought bran is some kind of cereal.

>Undertale is a meme game
>Milhouse is the MC
>that means Milhouse is FINALLY a meme after 15 years

Thank you Toby fox.

What if Marge becomes a robot

what if your wife orbited my dick

game theory

she would be fat .

Dear god and I thought I wanted to do lewd things to her before!