It's a Truman tries to explore the world in a boat and almost gets killed by the staff trying to stop him episode

>It's a Truman tries to explore the world in a boat and almost gets killed by the staff trying to stop him episode

>Its a truman picks at and tries to pop a zit right above his pubic all satruday afternoon episode

>it's a truman jacks off to futa porn again and deleting his history episode

>It's a Truman discovers prostate orgasms episode and hammers his tight boipussi with a zucchini

>it's a Truman watches Stranger Things and begins to obsess over Millie Bobby Brown season

>Its a truman spends his entire weekend drawing straight shota porn

>it's a me having a shower thinking over the probability of me living inside my own Truman show episode

>It's a Truman quietly jerks off while sitting in his car across the street from the school playground episode

>its a trumans family tells him they aren't doing a thanksgiving this year and to just come home for christmas instead, but he finds out they are celebrating and just didn't want him there episode

>its a truman show goes on hiatus because he ran down a kid who fucked with his trump sign episode

>it's a Truman tries suicide but the staff knocks him out making him think it was just a dream so he will just be stuck in this living Hell forever

>it's a Truman reads Sup Forums thread targeted at him joking about the possibility of someone actually living in a show to deter his suspicions episode

>it's a Truman doesn't leave he house and just shitposts on Sup Forums all day episode

>it's a Truman binge drinks all day because he's bored and lonely episode

>trying to physically injure people who fuck with your lawn signs
this is what it's like to be a normal person who is totally healthy psychologically

>it's a Truman shuts himself off from the outside world and listens to Birth of a New Day on repeat instead episode

>it's a Truman does no fap for a month and starts desperately flirting with a skinny fat 30 years old single mother just to stick his dick in something
I think he needs help

>It's a Truman spent his Sunday sitting on his ass for hours at a time browsing the internet, not acting on his ambitions, which he will surely regret as he enters his late 20s.

>Truman is drunk and blasting the Jews again

fuck you

>it's a Truman tries to kill himself again but there's always an emergency team there to revive him after he's passed out and Truman can't understand why he can't die episode

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>Today on Truman, he wakes up to find out he ruined another relationship.
I feel like he's done this done this episode before, he really should find a way to wrap it up with some dignity.

>bullets he gets just don't fire
>Revived when he tries to hang himself
>Something to cushion his fall when he jumps
>Hit with a tranq and fixed up when he cuts himself
>Power goes out when he tries to drop a toaster in the tub
>Bus he was going to step in front of doesn't show up that day
>Tries to drive his car into another car and it just starts breaking without his control
>Overdoses but they were replaced with sugar pills

>it's a Truman met a girl and hit it off real well with her and is now scared of seeing her again because he can deal with loneliness but not with rejection episode

Is Truman an alcoholic or something? How can he wake up and find out he ruined a relationship?

>It's a Truman tells Truman to grow a pair episode

After reviewing the footage, it looks like Truman drank about 20 beers and started texting weird and violent fantasies to a girl he was seeing before he passed out.

>it's a Truman meets a girl and she keeps texting him and they have great chemistry but he doesn't ask her out because he's terrified of her saying no so she gets tired and stops talking to him episode
Like 4 times this season, change the writers already

>it's a Truman spends thousands on some Jap gatcha game for an event and dosen't even get any fucking 5 Star Servants

>It's a truman's life is le JUST
do i fit in now?

>its a truman is a reddit soyboy but comes to Sup Forums to steal memes episode

Truman should kill himself tbf

You have a right to defend yourself and your property nu male

That's the best vaporwave I've ever given a listen. Based 2814.

>Truman is on another rape spree

Lurk more or go back redditfag.

>breaking

>it's a Truman tries to jump off a roof to end his life but is once again saved by another one of the town's spur of the moment balloon parades episode

You're a fucking failure faggot.

>it's a Truman is so good-for-nothing he isn't even good at suicide episode

>it's a Truman vents on an anonymous online television discussion image board by pretending to be a character from a movie instead of confiding in his friends or family episode

>friends or family
You need to go back

>venting to your family or friends unless there is a serious crisis
Nobody wants to hear this shit.

>It's a Truman is alone on a friday night watching Polanski movies on repeat on amphetamins and is slowly loosing his mind episode.

What are you 21? 22?

>it a Truman doesn't get that his target audience isn't interested in "exciting" episodes episode. Real world trends are not the same to Truman in universe trends

Boats don't have staffs. They have masts.

>it's a Truman can't understand why every shop in town has stopped selling his favorite soda episode

Did nobody notice that this episode and actually in the movie?

>he doesn't keep a bow staff with him at all times
how are you still alive, Gweilo?

Go back faggot

>it's a Truman makes and an enjoys a perfect early thanksgiving turkey with his girlfriend, then quickly heads home and buys a 64 oz growler of beer from the only local brewery that can sell on sundays, chugs it all in a few hours, and is barely buzzed before he goes to bed before he has to work in six hours episode
You'd think these episodes would ruin the season or even lead to an early series finale but it really is hard to ruin your day just drinking beer huh

>Its a newfag fails miserably at memeing episode.

fuck off /alter/

>it's an Truman quickly blames others rather than noticing obvious blurred lines in talk about hypothetical situations episode

Do you live in indiana? Also
>chugs it all
>in a few hours
That's like 5 beers, you could down that in an hour easy.

>It's a Truman loses a worrying amount of money on online poker and lies to his family but they just look on with sad eyes as this has happened before

>It's a Truman sits at home and smokes weed all day because his life is completely free of direction and motivation episode
fuck I thought they ended this plotline three seasons ago

Yeah. You're right though, I just kind of hate my iron liver, id rather have gotten sloshed. This is why I stick to liquor.

I was like this. I stopped smoking 2 months ago. I'm still like this. Don't give it up

>it's a Truman stops smoking for two weeks and both his dealer and anonymous internet users are doing everything they can to get him to pick up again
Truman has to stop, he spends like $4k a year on this retarded habit. It's bad for him and the show.

>it’s a “Truman decides to fake that his major surgery he had years ago is starting to hurt badly so he can hopefully get painkillers and kill himself in a way that brings him a slight amount of joy before ending the misery” episode

Wonder if they’ll renew for a next season. Hopefully not.

>be Australian
>go through a half a week
>halves cost 150 dollars
>have been doing this for years
>only just realised I've spent tens of thousands of dollars on it

>it's a Truman starts thinking about mortality while watching Pet Sematary of all things and has a panic attack episode
Didn't see it coming, but what a stupid twist

>It's another Marlon brings over a few beers and gets so drunk that he ends up confessing the whole thing is a sham but Truman just thinks he's being fucked with so he brushes it off episode

>It's a Truman tries to post in a Truman show thread but gets really caught up in the reality of what he's typing out and just lets his stream of consciousness flow into the reply box until he realizes what he's going and hits Post out of embarrassment and forgets to put the word episode at the end of his post episode

>it's another episode that is mostly Truman jacking it really vigorously

>It's another Truman masturbates 12 times in one day episode

>Truman wouldn't believe that these episodes go very well with replicant audience on duty at the tannhauser gates

>It's a Truman should have gone to a training day and seen some people from university but stayed home and watched 30 Rock instead episode

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>its a creators try to give truman a love interest but he is gay and the audience is too conservative for that episode

>Truman snaps and decides if he cannot kill himself then he'll just kill everyone else

>it's a truamn is happy episode

>episode

>It's a Truman stays up all night watching SteveMRE videos and drinking coffee at midnight because there's nothing to eat in his house but white rice episode

oh fug

>it's a Truman makes an effort to always look as best as possible so everyone thinks he's single because he wants to, not because he'a an awkward loser episode

>it's a Truman finally understands why people kill themselves around Christmas time episode
This getting kicked out plotline isn't fun anymore

I've never seen that episode

>its a Truman discovers craigslist and gets sexually curious so decides to contact and trap and breed their boipuccui leading to regret but also repeat visits during the week episode

I apologize, that episode was cancelled a few seasons ago. It slipped my mind for a few seconds.

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>It's a Truman looks at the mirror and imagines how well he might have passed if he had transitioned when he was younger episode

Hi everybody real life truman here. Just want you all to know that I fucking hate bieng in here and I want out.

Fuck off mentally ill faggot stop shitting up other people's good threads

trips confirm jaxon lane wants to get out of the truman show

>It's a Truman shows off on Omegle but no one wants to watch because he's a hairy middle aged dude.

>it's a Truman chews down and yet another piece of his rotten tooth breaks off

>it's a Hannah episode

>it's a Truman faps to webcam playlists on YouTube of lolis being innocently lewd
I swear they rerun this one every day

Kill yourself human garbage.

>friends or family
HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you

>It's a Truman takes a real hard look at himself after masturbating to his Skyrim character episode

>it's a Truman just realized his best friends are Sup Forums's shitposters
fuck

Alright your contract release will be set in motion and the cameras turned off, but unfortunately you can't be realocated because the real world is biologically impossible for you to live in... any other Truman itt looking for cancel?

>It's a Truman puts a loaded gun to his head and puts his finger on the trigger just to see what it feels like episode

>it's a Truman takes a job that he expects to be doing for about a year until he finishes his studies episode.
>13 seasons later he's in the same job.
It's like they ran out of ideas.

I'm too chickenshit and check to make sure it isn't loaded every time.