C beams nigga

>c beams nigga

>Tanhouser Gate and shieeet yo

>I took a walk, it was really nice outside, I don't like rain.
The fuck, was he have a stroke? Just started mumbling about stuff.

>Deckard what kind of memories do you have you loser, I seen glittery shit you stupid bitch. I bet you've seen things that people WOULD believe you boring fuck, your memories are like piss in rain
what a jerk

>nobody used face app for this
dropped the ball desu wit you senpai

I SEEN BAMEZ

>I've seen thangs yo white ass wouldn't believe... Spaceships getting jacked, niggas getting lit up with c-beams and shit. And all of that won't mean shit when they put me in the ground, ya feel me?
>*breaks into spontaneous freestyle* Bury me smilin, with G's in my pocket, have a party at my funeral, let every rapper rock it...
>Keep it real Deckard, pour out some liquor for me *dies*
That was... unexpected

DAS RITE WE TEARS IN THEM RAIN N SHIET

i eat sneed beans

chucks in orions you wouldnt believe

TEACHIN BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

Someone needs to proper black faceapp version this

all these moments will be lost, like seeds in feed

kek nice

>Dove body wash man

Absolute trash product placement. Completely ruined it for me.

He was dying, his brain was literally shutting off.

HOL UP
YOU BE SAYIN?

Seeing this pathetic attempt at a meme to try and marginalize/trivialize one of my favorite movies is one of the most regrettable experiences of my years of browsing Sup Forums

I usually don't care when this shit happens (even sneed doesn't bother me that much), but I just find all of this so tiring now.

I took a brows on the internet's it was so nice on the boards I don't like the memes too much.

This is some Orion bait shit

>mfw my life is better than yours

Other way around. He's saying his life was worse and experienced more things, especially outside the shitty earth. So he knows more than him.

one of your favorite movies sucks and deserves to be mocked

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easily triggered soyboy

>I'VE SEEN BEAMS OF C
>TANNHAUSER TOO
>THEY CAN'T BELIEVE
>NEITHER CAN YOU
>I'VE SEEN SHIPS ON FIRE
>LIFE LIVED IN VAIN
>ALL OF THESE MOMENTS
>LIKE TEARS IN RAIN
>AND I THINK TO MYSELF
>TIME TO DIE

>deckard i saw damaged ships
>*big yawn* uh huh
>seriously deckard it blew my fucking cybernetic mind across the near infinite cosmos of imagination
>*fiddling with smart phone*
>DECKARD
>check this out bolt brain *shows google image search for 'spaceship fights'*
>*roys eyes blow out his head with a loud AWOOGA sound effect*

kek

>It's the end of the film, Deckard, so time to get serious
>I've seen plywogs sparkling on shmaggle-pots
>I watched thorn-crandels bend laser wobbers you wouldn't believe
>pippy poppy tug slug zipperoo

Quality dubs

>pippy poppy tug slug zipperoo

sounds exciting

ANYBODY SEEN DECKARD? Anybody know why Deckard did Rachel?

NIGGAS SWEAR THEY SEEN SOME SHIT
TILL THEY C THE BEAM ON MY HIP
FOUR FIFTH LET IT RIP
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT AK SHELLS FALLING FROM THE 5TH FLOOR OF A BUILDING ITS GUTTER AS SHIT IN THE OFFWORLD

Want to see my C beam?

holy shit

>ywn see the tape of ss beating up a whole theater of people for jeering at one of his films

Noice

What about that YAG posters?

The C-Beams, Deckard!

I don't get why people thought this speech was such a big deal.

It´s that more funnier because this underage poster came up with it only after 2049.

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>my dude
Why do millennials do this?

I was born in 1990 my dude.

some stupid ironic thing

its like broheim but with more epic le selfawarness

Why you gotta be so negative my dude. Chiillll bru.

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>Deckard I've seen some shieeet
>Beauty and the Beast made 1 billion at box office meanwhile our sequel bombed
>Also spaceships on fire and no one had the firefighters emercency number
>Now its time to die.