Movie features a pornstar in a small role

>movie features a pornstar in a small role
>you have to pretend like you don't recognize her

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>Hangover 2

>Charlotte Stokely at the beginning of Black Dynamite

>mom asks me the name of that one woman in Friends
>"Nicole Aniston"

I hope she didn't google it

>watching the news with my mom one morning
>suddenly Charlie Sheen with Bree Olsen at his side

Google is on its game for the most part. You wont get the pornstar as any top searches without mentioning the porn.

Tits Hemingway in Harold and Kumar

>Yasmin Lee
Hnnnnnnnnng

>watching porn with mother
>she rims my asshole

what a character

You guys really watch professional porn....

Ew

>my favorite author is Hemingway. And I have huge tits.

no i watch amatuer bbc cuckold clips and clips4free sharking
is that better

>Make some small talk remark to my dad about a "James Dean"
>Realize that sounds like a name I'm not supposed to know
>James Deen is pronounced the same so there's no way I could've blown it anyway

phew

tranny you idiot

>mom watching crime show about a gay pornstar
>I mention offhand that apparently women are big into gay porn
>she asks if I like lesbian porn
>"nah, it's too boring"

Family exists to help and support you. If you moms not giving you tips for picking up women and sharing tales of her past escapades, you're doing it wrong.

oh cool so now she knows you only can orgasm to porn with cocks
im off to tell my mommy what makes me cumm too :p byyeeee

Do you think your parents actually believe you don't watch porn?

*breathes in*

You better hope that your dad wasn't using Subtitles.

>have to pretend to be disgusted by the penis

Just more and more proof that neo/tv/ is full of underage

kek

I mean yeah your not paying jews to watch it

burn in hell homo

>Be couple years ago when I was in college
>no gfs ever
>mom keeps kleenex stocked in my room every summer while I'm home
Did she know?

I would make a teen comedy movie, and have Gina Michaels as one of the moms.

It's not gay if it's a woman's penis.

Back in the days of dial-up, I didn't know about search history, so my parents had to see all the weird hentai and scat porn I watched

Hey fellow adult anons lemme share a little secret wit ya, every time you jerked off as a teen, unless you were at home alone you're folks knew

>Try to remember an actress's name
>Think I know it
>Don't want to say it out loud in case it's a porn star's name I'm remembering

thats beautiful

yeah windows media player screwed me, back in the early thousands when you clicked file it had to options and the 5 most recently viewed files thankfully i only really like vanilla porn so there was nothing really bad for my parents to find

I jerk off in the socks i give to my mom to wash.

Underrated

>walk in on my mom watching entertainment tonight or something
>story about Sasha Grey trying to make it as an actress
>say to mom, “I get what she’s trying to do and everything, but I’ve still seen her lick a toilet seat, so it’s good to be hard to take her seriously”
>mom laughs and agrees
>I grab phone charger and go upstairs to jack it to Sasha grey porn.

Such is life

U sure about that?

pretty much user, most kiddies dont get that you're parents are human too i know it's gross to think about but your dad does jerk off too, you're not the only one who does it

You are living your life 100% correctly

Ava Rose in LA Maniac.

I guess that makes sense

How do you guys jerk off into socks? Way too rough.

cut fags have no sensitivity.

I-I'm cut...

I don't know what to say man

Is she ok?

T. Degenerate with a single mom, who is insecure so he tells other people their normal stable families are "doing it wrong". Do your mom's boyfriends tell you about fucking her and whatnot too?

pornstar in a leading role WHEN

I jack off into foreskin. The only evidence is small cumstains on my underwear.

Rocky

...

>i never enjoyed it

please jenna, my penis can only get so erect

>habitually image search non-celeb actresses I find attractive in the hopes of finding nude leaks or a sexy IG
>that one time she turned out to have done straight up porn
Just made me love District B-13 even more. It never hurts to check, fellas.

Is that guy a pornstar? I've never seen him around

I only watch amateur so I don't know any besides the meme ones

Stop watching porn

I piss into towels Q&A. I don't do it as often now, but I have a few designated piss towels and shirts I piss into.

I'm sorry. I don't take advice from murderers.

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holy fucking kek'd

She's been married to my biological father for 22 years. Sexuality is a normal part of being human user, pretending it doesn't exist is unhealthy for a functioning adult. Are you the same type of person who covers his eyes during sex scenes?

Or welfare queens

no one?

That only makes it hotter

i once referred to nicole kidman as nicole clitman, whose swallow salon scene i'd jerked to a few days before. thankfully it was with a friend and not a family member.

>Americuts

Kinda surprised Mia Khalifa hasn't been in anything.

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>doesn't like making porn
>becomes pornstar

maybe she's a lesbian and went straight for pay?

Why do pornstars always have ugly bfs?

Because it takes a special kind of desperate to be ok with your girlfriend taking multiple dicks as her """job"""

>male pornstar appears in comedic cameo role
>have to avoid snickering to pretend like you don't get the joke/don't recognise him

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Why does she hate black people so much?

They feel ashamed feeling turned on much like rape victims, so they go with someone who doesn't turn them on at all, but will do stuff and buy stuff for them.

this

they're not boyfriend, they're literally immediate rebound material after these sluts come home from a good dicking i imagine they need some sort of cushion like that to keep the reality that everyone knows they're a gigantic whore for money from crushing them

STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY

Varg speaks the truth, I don't and I cum way hard.

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

Giver her a fucking oscar

There was really only one person for Chaotic Evil wasn't there.

LOL

oic related.

HUR DUR I DON'T KNOW HER. NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE NO NO NO

>true neutral not being the guy who fucks all those trannies

>girl stars in Backroom Casting Couch (or GDP)
>always look for her in other kino
>never see her again

>no mention of Traci Lords

>recognized Mia Li from the one second shot of her in Nathan For You

He's lawful good.

Wait, she was there too? I recognized Holly Heart from that soundproof box episode.

>Family exists to help and support you
except some of them, like mine, only exist to abuse,denigrate and drag you down. its weird but normal people don't understand it.

Christian xxx?

>recognizing porn stars
top jej

>have a dozen kids while living in the woods on welfare instead

whores on damage control

Wow, they look cute.

Was this taken before or after he was balls deep in a tranny?

>tfw your mom used too be a lesbian
>tfw lesbian porn is now a turn-off to you

After.

piranha 3D

Mr Clean is Kino

>walk on your dad watching porn on the fucking Tv while he frantically hide his penis and reach for the remote at the same time
>have to pretend you didn't notice any of it and just grab a water bottle
Damn it dad we bought you a fucking iPad for a reason

This.