Tfw you were so happy when JDM was cast as Negan

>tfw you were so happy when JDM was cast as Negan
>tfw you expected a comic-perfect bulky Comedian-style Negan
>tfw Negan looks like an Auschwitz survivor
>tfw you're supposed to believe people fear 140 lb twig with a baseball bat

FEELS BAD MAN

why do soyboys like you keep jerking off over brock lesnar?

I really thought this dude was bigger. He has the head of a 240 lbs man.

Perfect comedian, perfect negan, one of my favorite actors. Only interesting thing to happen in the walking dead since s1

I guess AMC can't afford a muscle suit for him.

tfw same body type and head

i used to think he was a big guy and i always wanted to look like him but now i actually do

Your reverse soyboy psychology won't work here rabbi!

Is Rick starving him? Is this what he gets for making those fat jokes about Fat Joey?

I hope you at least have thicker legs and broader shoulders.

> 140lb is Auschwitz mode in America
wew

Aw man, I had no idea. I thought he was legit that big in Watchmen and he was just all coked out and skinny now.

Why the fuck did they hire him then? Negan is supposed to be a physically intimidating badass.

I need to see what his legs look like.

I NEED TO SEE

Well he's vegan I think which is why he's so skinny.
Dino why they hired him.
I think they like JDM's personality.

why dont all adult males go to the gym
it doesn't make any sense

>ywn writhe in ecstasy as thiccboi JDM beats you to death

If henry Rollins wasn't a goddamn manlet...

thoughts?

Who gives a fuck? He plays the part well and is the only interesting the show has going for it anymore.

Does his bottom half have anorexia or something? Low waisted skinny jeans were a mistake.

hes a soyboy

*leans back*

>tfw Negan looks like an Auschwitz survivor
They practically are. Think of their diets post-zombie apocalypse.

if you're a 6ft tall grown man it absolutely is

David bowie tier

Explain all the other fat fucks in the show then.

Yea, he fits. Most everyone else doesn't. Everybody should be rail thin at this point

>tfw that look just like me
Im not getting laid anytime soon, right?

Was that for watchmen? Dude's muscles looked so authentic in the movie.

trips confirm it, but not really i mean if you have a really nice game you can get away with it, i dated 3 different girls this year so

Yeah it's his Watchmen muscle suit.
It's detailed to look like his skin, but once you know it's fake you can point out where the seams are they try to hide as his real skin and the suit don't line up.

Ive only eaten one meal a day for like 7 years and I'm 140 lbs so seems about right

Fuck, you're right.

social anxiety

165lb is the male cut off. Any less than that and you might as well start hormone therapy

just have him stand on apple boxes

Yet he still looks manlier than you ever will.