Why did Lisa have a crush on Nelson? He was a violent unintelligent spiteful bully

Why did Lisa have a crush on Nelson? He was a violent unintelligent spiteful bully.

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His mom made a mean steamed ham

Because women are fucking stupid and for some reason, would rather ditch a guy they know who can raise a family for the bad boy who pumps and dumps and leave them as single mothers.
Hence why they love niggers so much.

Because The Simpsons is sometimes redpilled.

Milhouse is the nice nu-male soyboy. He's a shitty person who would pretend nice and be a complete doormat for a girl like Lisa but she has 0% interest in his beta ways.

Nelson is his own man and does his own thing even if he's a low IQ thug. Well, when they don't sissify him for a joke. But in general he's still a 'manly man'. Women are attracted to masculine shit, that's why some of them like hairy chests and big cocks.

Men are attracted to feminine shit, that's why women wear frills and laces.

So if you don't like pink frilly laces you're fucking gay user.

All boards are really feeling the influx from faggots at /r/incel. Women want to fuck attractive males only. You are not one of them.

Animal instinct. Millhouse could never protect or provide for her.

*steamed a good ham

why dont you stay there faggot.

dont fuckig reply to me again

>Women are only attracted by physical beauty

This is why you faggots have no idea what you're talking about. I mean god, just look at the example OP posted, he looks like a cro magnon.
So your dumb little theory that women are only attracted to beautiful men falls very short, just like you.

>It's a nelson is a good boy he dindu nuffin he's justified to be a bully because his homelife sucks episode

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t. milhouse

Milhouse was super cool tho.

No this is just a cultural shift. 70s enabled ladder theory into full swing. And men in their 20s will bitch

>Why did Lisa have a crush on Nelson?
every woman loves a Chad.

natural defense mechanism

as the old saying goes: if you cant beat them, join them

Nelson is alpha

Why did Marge choose Homer over Artie?

>people are attracted to those they find attractive
Thanks Freud. And for the record, if you're at least functionally charismatic you can get women to sleep with you.

Because Artie wasn't a lovable oaf, he was just an oaf.

he was a manlet.

He tried to rape her like all male feminists eventually do

He was a chad

>So if you don't like pink frilly laces you're fucking gay user.
its the other way around bro

He was honest and didn't afraid of anything.

He was very dishonest.

She thought she could fix him

Bad writing.
Heyday Simpsons is overrated

Artie was secretly a beta male like Harvey Weinstein - and women won't put up with that.

t. beta

Women want confident, emotionally secure MEN. Not low-t, betas like you.

>/r/incel
what the fuck was it even? reddits r9k?

this episode was written by Mike Scully

he's married and created five white children.

I think Mike Scully gets a bad rap. Simpsons didn't really get shitty until Al Jean came back during season 10, and got even worse when he took over in season 13

It's a reddit board who guys who claim to chose to be celibate and then complain about how they don't get laid.

Women are attracted to bad boys. Do you know how many love letters James Holmes gets in prison?

if you watched this as an 11 to 13 year old lad and didn't imagine being nelson -- having lisa love you unconditionally -- you've missed out on a grand childhood.

What kind of Sega Genesis gake looks like a fucking digital calculator?

jesus christ so it really is like r9k2.0

Is Barney Nelson's father?

>incel
>involuntary celibacy
>guys who claim they chose to celibate
Did you choose to be fucking retarded user?

You answered your own question user.
Also Nelson only directs his anger and violent impulses toward other boys, so he’s not so threatening, and his sensitive side is undoubtedly sweet in the show.

Nelson's a lot like Homer. While Homer isn't really a bully, he does bully Bart quite a lot and she would see it. Also Lisa is one of those fixer types of women who have to make the world right. Nelson's got some issues and she likes a good project.

It's a redpill. Women talk alot of shit and have wishlists of desired traits in a partner, but it all goes flying out the window if you have classic male traits, confidence, and she finds you somewhat attractive.

>tfw a lefty slut tries to berate you for your views and later drops her panties and becomes overly compliant

If Lisa knew MIlhouse liked her, why did she have him deliver a message to Nelson, the man she had a real crush on?

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Humiliation

People have hated women here for as long as I can remember. Misogyny on Sup Forums is nothign new, at all.

media enjoys reinforcing the idea if you are mean to women they will like you for ( ( some ) ) reason.

Because in all honesty it's hot af to see some guy beat up another guy. Especially someone close to you like your brother for eg. I'm nt blaming her at all.

Roastie getting toasty

is that actually real?

Scully is actually bad. Contrast his episodes in season 9 with the episodes that Mirkin and Jean & Reiss ran that season. It's like totally different shows.

By the time Jean came back to run it on his own it was far, far gone.

His mom made a mean sneed ham

Because Sneed had a three month waiting list

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he was a grabby kike

>>>/rk9/

Its a cartoon ya dingus

I want to see all women, and especially you, brutally eviscerated

Because in the same way men are attracted to hips and boobs, women are attracted to power. Women are not attracted to ''bad boys'' or money, women are attracted to power. Because of biological reasons. The same way as all other primates and for the same reasons you like tits and ass. Thankfully Lisa snapped out of it, and so does the majority of grown women, who are actually married to good decent men.

OMG this!
I've never been wetter in my life than (at the time) my idiot boyfriend tried to throw a punch at the black bouncer. The bouncer grabbed him and threw him like a rag doll, head first into the bar several times. I went home with that bouncer and we fucked until sunrise. I think I last heard my "boyfriend" was still in a coma but fuck that limp dicked loser. :-)

>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

It's probably been said already but it's become women are obsessed with being able to change men, because they're idiots. We never change, but we're good at pretending, and women buy it because it feeds their stupidity.

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FINDS

He's an alpha male
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Already a thing.

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Reminder that Sneed is already explained.

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yeah i always wondered that.

>he's married and his wife created five children.
ftfy

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>Height 6'8"
fucking lanklets

Lisa's Sax was good. Simpson Tide was worse than Sadgasm.

Mirkin is definitely better than all other showrunners. Joy of Sect was a good episode. too bad the other one was a clipshow.

Mike Scully is mediocre and should have probably passed the baton to somebody else after s10. He had two good years and would have been remembered well.

in an ideal world, it probably would have gone to David Cohen, but he was doing futurama. but if futurama never happened, it probably would have been him. then in two years it probably would have gone to ken keeler. then maybe Matt Selman? it probably would have declined slowly rather than suddenly becoming a disgrace.

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Grandpa was always proud Homer wasn't a short man.

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Same reason beauty and the beast is a thing. Women want men who have authority and competence but choose to use their power in a productive way. Nelson is like a project for Lisa, she wants to tame the troublemaker so he can be a strong, good man because he is capable of becoming one.

She isn't attracted to Milhouse because he's weak and pathetic. His only move is to suck up and be 'nice' to her not out of virtue but because that's the only admirable thing he can do. That will make a woman tolerate you, not respect you and certainly not be attracted to you.

>he's married and his wife created five children
this is a reddit post

You're cut too, Scully.

that was a proto zombie episode

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don't they have an episode where millhouse is the opposite to her and shes all for him

>Hence why they love niggers so much.

Do you get your relationship knowledge from porn?

So it's pol

>that reddit spacing
>that complete ignorance about women
Young women desire "bad boys". This is how it's been. This is how it will be. Get used to it.

Many, perhaps even a majority of young women, crave mystique. They prefer the allure of danger, of the unexpected. They desire men who'll take them to places unexplored, both physically AND sexually (and perhaps also spiritually.)

Young women do not pine for a man who can not provide these thrills. "Stable," "caring" & "providing" are terms that simply do not stir their loins, to coin a phrase. Such men do not excite a young woman in a primal sense, as they do not possess the attributes needed to make a young woman feel like she's the centre of attention, the central character in a grand, sweeping epic of romance and mystery. Maintaining a budget and washing dishes after dinner are no substitute for a myriad of tattoos and a rap sheet as long as one's forearm.

These men are, in many if not a majority of cases, put "on reserve" for later, when a woman is ready to settle down, become "serious" and begin the process of having children.

This is why battered women deserve it.

I like how the picture you used is clearly an attractive adolescent who hasn't transgressed the law past a couple parking tickets.

I do partly agree with you but this is how most couples meet anyway. They explore, do new things and it's all very passionate until they realise that it's time to live life maturely. Life is literally all the little things you do day to day and washing dishes is one of them. Women want both stability and chaos in a man basically stop thinking in bad boy / good guy tropes this isn't a high school drama.

What's funny is that MILHOUSE would have fit

Which episode?

They were both independent thinkers. Lisa was mostly self taught in a shitty school environment, Nelson didn't give a fuck about rules. There was also probably a lot of morbid curiosity on Lisa's part since nobody liked Nelson.

He wasn't violent. Look at him in those Gucci loafers. He was a pure city slicker.

t. milhouse

shes anti-semtic

*don't reply to me a-fucking-gain

Because is a slut who would've grown up to work at the local Fuck & Suck had it not been closed down.

Because Lisa is*

So it's agreed that Nelson>Milhouse but what about Ralph? Would he make a good boyfriend?

He would but Lisa wouldn't deserve him.

Milhouse would have probably made a better bf, but women aren't attracted to it regardless off all the articles they right about how they want men to become women.
Subconsciously women still think its the stone age and need a guy who can punch out a woolly mammoth.

t. Ralph

Opposites attract, dingbat.