ENDTOWN - 2017-03-06 - Potty Mouth Dottie Edition

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What is this furry nonsense?

Take it to Sup Forums

I think this town needs a new hero...

>Sup Forums
>not /trash/

Is it Summer already?

What's This?!
A letter from Aaron?

For God's sake calm down woman! She just had a surgery

REQ: Dottie bursting into the operating room w/ full camera crew

I hadn't realized what a smol pig she was.

>smol pig

That some exotic breed?

Seriously, a doctor has the right to deny the fucking president access to their patient. Journalists truly are the scum of the earth

and now she's gonna get spitroasted

honey glazed Portia

get out.

>Hoping to bump into that CUTE wolf orderly again
>Turns out it's his day off
>All for nothing

>projected 20 year run
The ride never ends

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>Grimslade
Cool, I never knew he had a name
It's not going to happen but I still want him to show up

>that's not Eve the Giraffe or Heather the Horse

>Forgetting Linda so easily

Et Tu, user?

You truly are a treasure to these threads.

>they don't pay us enough for this shit

Meh. No Holly. Not worth bothering with anymore

We need more jokes like that.

Hold on, is that little piggy going wee wee wee all the way home?

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Gonna get her hams smashed in by ol' Smokey

>the interstellar phase

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Kek

She really, really has it in for the pigs worse than the wolves do with a hell-bent vendetta to establish an anti-porcine narrative.

Was she always this objectively terrible?

Journalists now pull shit like this. No morals whatsoever, all that matters to them is the headline.

This has nothing to do with "journalists". This is Dottie being an asshole, and using her profession as a justification.

wtf i hate dottie now

Doc is taking out his anger over Marx on Dottie

No, Dottie is being pretty terrible herself.

Dottie's being pretty legit horrible right now.

After legit running down and tackling a goddamn crazy with grief woman a few strips back, I didn't think she could sink any lower, but hey, here we are.

Dottie is doing everything wrong.

What the fuck is Dottie's problem anyway?

She's a journalist.

Literally worse than Sarah.

Let's not go overboard.

>implying people ITT don't always blow things out of proportion

YOU

Remember:
Flask and Sarah= did nothing wrong
Dottie getting into a swear-off with Doc= everything wrong

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Aaron should ask ransom for Endtown waifus.
>Your waifu is nice, it would be a shame if something happened to her character..

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But Mallard did that too and he is always right.

Quick question, there was a archive out there that collected the comics. Is that still being updated?

Been wanting to start rereading this.

There's endtown.com but it stops during Unity.

>The public has a RIGHT to know
Why? Fuck the public.

It's what apologists do in these types of scenarios: when someone commits a crime that involves a victim, the apologists come up with some bullshit excuse how the victim of the crime is the one who should be blamed and lynched while the perpetrator who commited the crime is a poor, misunderstood victim of the circumstances who should always be forgiven.

Dottie uses this argument in bars and clubs when she's trying to get wolves to show off their junk.

Unfortunate that if she finds out that the horse got physically violent after one small insult, her ego is going to go through the roof.

GIMME THE KNOT! THE PUBLIC HAS THE RIGHT TO KNOW.!

Dottie e-mail pic folder must be really something to see!

>all this Dottie hate

Jesus, you guys really do turn at the drop of a hat. Horse/donkey bitch deserved to get hounded, she escalated the situation first.

I'll bet you're one of those bleeding hearts who shows up for Dottie's "Wolf Cocks Matter" marches!

Wolf cunt's comment was uncalled for though. It was the equivalent of someone calling a black person "nigger" in a public gathering area. All Heather did was slap her upside the head and throw her out, business owners have every right to ban access to people who stir up trouble.

Wolves
> Strong
> Tall
> Agile
> Fit
> Neat
> Smart
> Natural Predator
> Survive in most enviroments
> knots

Pigs
> Naturally Weak
> Manlets
> Slow Ass
> Fat
> Slob
> Slow thinking
> Natural Prey
> Needs mud baths
> creepy screwcock

Pigs deserve to become bacon.

>words justifies violence

Nope.

>business owners have every right to ban access to people who stir up trouble
They actually don't have the right to physically attack clients or pick them up and throw them on the curb.

Talk shit, get hit, bitch. Wolf cunt had it coming.

hello newfag

>t. nonwhite

Wolf should sue for physical assault.

I guess yesterday was Aaron's birthday
I know he's not reading this but Late happy birthday Aaron

I don't get the lucranians business model.
If you can travel freely between dimensions, you just have to go to the toaster dimension, load up, then sell everything in a dimension where toasters are worth more than gold and you're set up for life.
Or simply go directly to the eden dimension and chill out.

There is no need at all for more than one trip.

There is costums to go through, the ship mentioned it. That's why it got abandoned, the lucranian thought it was not worth the trouble.

Isn't it today?

They can only jump a dimension at a time. Imagine a chessboard. Each dimension is a square. They would need to keep hopping until they found the toaster dimension. It probably exists, but a lot of jumps would be needed.

That's what the dimensionometer is for. No, they just don't want to pay taxes.

Happy Birthday Aaron.

That's pretty good, you should send it to Aaron.

This is great

I already did.

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Well, I'm psyched
Nice. Color references are nice.

Furries in space is now kinda cliche, though.

Damn it Albedo, you just beat us by 34 years.

>I recognize those characters
>can't fucking named them
I have forgotten more about Endtown, then all the updates Endtown will have.

>I have forgotten more about Endtown, then all the updates Endtown will have.
Hey man, put down the bottle. It's a weeknight

But really, the chicken really isn't a character but based off pic related.
Maude and Linda play a very integral part in the plot but if you plan on re-reading, Go-comics is fucked so read it on the Endtown site.

There's also, you know...

>I have forgotten more about Endtown, then all the updates Endtown will have.
Come again?

I got a response from Aaron.
>That's adorable! Thank you (I don't know how put off I'd be by the ingredients, actually.. When in Rome etc..)...

As Wally said: "Cheese is cheese".

One of the few times he wasn't full of shit.

Well...
Yeah?

> bakelite radio in perfect condition

If Aaron's accidentally murdered in the next couple weeks and this turns up missing, I uh had nothing to do with it

glorious

oh I can't stop thinking
Moooooude