Daily mail actually fell for a Sup Forums meme

>daily mail actually fell for a Sup Forums meme
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5099995/Mary-Elizabeth-Winstead-s-husband-threatens-Ewan.html

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thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4955729/mary-elizabeth-winstead-husband-riley-stearns-hits-out-ewan-mcgregor/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>threatens Ewan

What is he going to do, shame him in twitter?

its from an obvious shoop an user made, similar to jennaposting. I'm honestly amazed that an actual news organization thought that it was legitimate enough to make an article about it

If I had a picture of the shoop I'd post it

Honestly MEW isn't that bad considering she spent 15 arguably best year of her life with this guy. Last time someone from Hollywood was this long with one partner was probably in the 1960s

well isn't this a nice 100K with a decent lawyer

Savage

Lol Riley has paid the mods these threads are getting deleted fast

I want gyllenhaal to play him in the biopic
>ONE MAN...
*cuts to Jake's face*
>ON A MISSION TO MAKE KINO
*it ain't me starts playing*
*Cuts to mews face*
>HEARTBROKEN BY THE WOMAN HE LOVED

Mods you fucked it up. You got one thread going and deleted it and now the boa d will be infested.
Just leave one up

>threads about this keeps getting deleted

Riley, is that you?

Daily Mail doesn't care about facts and doesn't retract false stories.

She can't keep getting away with it!

Riley vs The World

disgusting

Nah, Charlie Cox looks more like him.

>getting your "news" from Sup Forums

The daily mail reporter probably browses Sup Forums and doesn't give a fuck. They publish false shit all the time I wouldn't be surprised if the reporter was the one who shooped it.

And as soon as that whore got part in well known tv show, she showed her true colours

It's not surprising when you consider how many Daily Mail stories get linked here

Yeah but we want the Hollywood version of Riley, he's gonna make a comeback in this biopic and be alpha.

I don't think even Riley expected anything else tbqh

I'm as gay as gay can get but I can't see for the life of god why someone would want to be with a black man

good thing it's a tv show or something aka fiction

Is TheRobotPimpWW3 /ourguy/?

Is Daily mail dare I say /ournewspaper/

what will riley do when he wakes up and sees this?

>16+ 1-
By popular acclimation!

BBC

This is slender. Believe me, they're getting sued over this. They already try to control damages by saying they're getting in contact with a Riley representative.
This is not gossip and supposition. This is literally posting manipulated material and who's to tell that the journalist wasn't the one who created the Sup Forums memes to begin with.
A good lawyer can make a good case out of this

Yeah, sure, we know she has been KILT'D by Ewan but you know what I mean

IRL they do it for the money or out of desperation

his career is probably ruined and it's your fault.
Semper aliquid haeret.

>Spread outright lies based on speculation
>no morals
Yep I'd say they're /ourguys/ alright

julia dreyfus

Lol keep telling yourself that riley

old jew married by contract

So will we support Riley or Daily Mail?

We can't support both on this, guys.

riley knows about the overwhelming support from Sup Forums kinosseurs like us. He responds to /ourguys/ on twitter, he's a kino master.

>no MEW gf
We're all Riley here

neither, we just hope the situation develops into making rileyposting a reality

and instagram

We support both of them
As an emerging director, if Riley is smart enough (and I think he is) he can spin this story to get crazy sympathy points to market his new mvie

Nothing will top the DM reporting on an user's baneposting on that pilot's forum the day after the germanwings crash. That article and comments section was great.

>I don't know who's jewing who anymore.jpg

Mom bantz best bantz

That's why the reporter 100% has to be in on it. You can't type out that jilted bizarre sentence and think
>Yeah this sounds like something a friend would say

>This is slender
Fuck off viral marketer, no one plays your meme game anymore

Guys, why are we some of you being assholes to Riley? He's one of us, he got fucked over by a roastie slut and now he's gotten /fit/ and is improving himself. Literally /ourguy/

>marry a woman of his dreams
>do nothing while she gets her shit together
>become hipster soyboy
>she leaves
>daaww why??!?!

Riley obviously, I want him to get a nice settlement, a comfy director career, and for him to realise mews a whore he doesn't need

>mew without you
pottery

>This thursday
>JUST
>FUCK
>YOUR
>SHIT
>UP
>rated pg13

Fuck off riley

Sup Forums's relationship with Riley is complex and conflictual; originally we were all jealous of him and feeling a nu-male like him didn't deserve a goddess like MEW but the moment they broke up we all showed support for him and realized it was that whore who didn't deserve his gentle soul; we love teasing him about being a nu-male but we also respect him for trying to work out and appear more alpha. We joked about him being a cuck months before it happened, we made fun of him but it was also a warning, we are his only loyal friends through all this. We're his mischievous guardian angels.

Mods are losing their shit over these threads. Probably trying to distance themselves from the inevitable lawsuit.

It's fucking awesome, lads. I love you all.

you should write a script

>they're getting sued over this
>A good lawyer can make a good case out of this

What the fuck is he going to say? "Take down that photoshopped image where I appear to have some balls immediately, it's well known I'm a spineless cuck who can't keep a woman around!"

>No whore gf
Good.

Don't worry, ALL OF Sup Forums WILL KNOW THAT THIS HAPPENED by the end of the day.

>You know who's coming for you, Ewan. You've always known.

*whistles*

Hahahaha are all British newspaper this retarded? thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4955729/mary-elizabeth-winstead-husband-riley-stearns-hits-out-ewan-mcgregor/

Lol they're great threads. I remember shitposting about this back in may right before exams. Been following this epic saga for a while now

Man I love Ewan

yeah he's a handsome lad

>an actual news organization
>Daily Mail

was that the fake ig post where riley was standing in a hallway or was it the katana pic?

>thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4955729/mary-elizabeth-winstead-husband-riley-stearns-hits-out-ewan-mcgregor/
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA