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*unblocks your colon*
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I recently started making daily smoothies with kale/spinach and a variety of fruits and berries. My digestive system has never thanked me more! I highly recommend it.
>inb4 retards trying to justify buying SEVEN LIMES when you're living on a shoestring budget
Where I'm from you can get 5 limes for $1.
>people on food-stamps buying organic kale
This is what happens when stupid, spoiled, drug-addict celebrities try to shill for Socialism.
where I'm from you can get 5 limes for $0
t. lime tree owner
>there are people ITT who don't enema before anal sex
Explain yourselves
>open mouth
the meme is real
fyi. That is NOT 10 or 15 dollars worth of food. I don't know where this bitch is buying her groceries. If I bought all that, it would probably be around 25-30 bucks, for the record.
You mean you can get them only when the tree bears them, which is like twice per year
who /eggs for breakfast everyday/ here?
You Indians always find excuses for taking even bigger shits.
>1 tomato
>7 limes
They deserve to go hungry tbqhwy
Oh SNAP
i havent had breakfast since i was 11
>baked beans
>scrambled eggs
>mushrooms
>an onion
everything in the pan and you get the manliness power breakfast.
they're usable right off the tree from November to like May, you can stash the rest easily for the summer too
I don't use limes a lot though so I barely save any
>there are people ITT who engage in anal sex
You're all fucking idiots who can't cook. You squeeze a lime over your meal, 1 week = seven limes. It's not fucking rocket silence.
Reminder that Paltrow spends three times her weekly food budget on ONE vagina rock
>squeezing limes over your meals
amerimutts, everyone
No, I don't want to die of heart disease, stroke, diabetes, cancer or high cholesterol. So I stay away from garbage foods like Eggs or red beef.
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If you think her weekly food budget is $20 you are a fucking MORON. She is rich as hell and has tons of disposable income.
same
Yeah, if you're cooking mexican you add lime juice to bring out the flavour.
You're a fucking idiot who's confirmed for never having squozen a lime in his life.
Jewish lineage is matriarchal, meaning it can only be inherited from the mother's side.
For all intents and purposes, she is not a jew.
Would this work for a man shoving it up his ass? I am asking for a friend.
>never having squozen a lime in his life.
of course, I'm not an americuck gayboi
It began with the forging of the Great Limes. Three were given to the Patricians, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Nu-Males, great cucks and redditors of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Jews, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another like was made. Deep in the land of Hollywood, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Riley forged a master ring in secret, and into this lime he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One lime to rule them all.
being Jewish is either by ethnicity, religion, or both.
The maternal Jewishness also matters if you want to be religiously considered 'fully Jewish'.
Either way, Orthodox Judaism is about maternal lineage, whereas Reform Judaism is about paternal lineage as well.
it's just squeezed, man
>squozen
>squozen
i eat steel cut oats in the morning with berries and milk and fuck me my intestines turned into a soft serve machine
>squozen
That one woman (?) has a great Cheney snarl.
>squozen a lime
>you'll never have your limes squozen
squozen
You'll cowards don't even squozen your limes
I will never understand why people meme 7 limes so hard. They're extremely inexpensive.
Who fucking squozes an entire lime per day into meals ? How would your lips look at the end of the week after that?
because it shows that shes never lived on anything near $29 p/w
people with that little money arent spending a penny of it on fucking limes
>squozen
DEJA VU
I'VE BEEN TO THIS THREAD BEFORE
>live with fiancee and her grandparents
>grandparents own 11 chickens
>endless supply of eggs
I think I've had eggs maybe twice this month. It gets old fast.
im fucking dying right now at all the replies to squozen
>Connect the second chakra (the heart) and yoni
kek
Because if you're on such a strict budget every penny counts and you shouldn't waste money on a fucking garnish.
Is that $29/w per person or for a family?
Cause for one person that's not even that little. I spend around $25 per grocery trip and that lasts me 2 weeks.
and I buy limes
family
Put me in the screencap
This picture was also taken at the height of the line shortage a few years ago. Half the cost at least of those groceries came from the limes
Turns out uncooked kale isn't good for digestion. And spinach just taste like shit with fruit. Don't fall for the veggie annd adding powders to smoothies meme. just fruit ice and water.
>squozen
oh
then yeah she probably should skip the limes desu
>squozen
t. literal soyboys
>squoze
it specifically works on vaginal muscles, if you are a male you'd want to check other type of crystals
i knew this would be in the thread again i remember from last thread
>S Q U O Z E N
If caring about my health makes me a "soyboy" in your eyes (lmao) im fine with that.
>literally no price in the picture
Thanks for the useless picture and post.
>got IBS due to the amount of energy drinks I was consuming every day for months on end
>just drink a teaspoon of metamucil and macha powder
Kale is fine, but eh. I'd rather eat spinach.
For me, it's activated almonds.
>here is this pretty rock
>put it in your vagina, it's good for you, trust me
>why would your shaman lie to you?
Truly a lot has changed since the days back in the cave. Women are a fucking meme.
do you think she takes it in the ass?
What the fuck is a Yoni?
you can be careful without being a faggot you know. Americans are either 200kg obese whales or faggy vegan soy consumers, fucking mental
Pretty hot, desu.
LOOKS LIKE LIMES ARE BACK ON THE MENU!
tfw you will never be that rock
It says 66 dollars dumbass. Far left corner
UHH YOU DON'T GET TO BRING LIMES
Mr. President? Is that you?