I'm A Celeb Thread #2
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toff has been claimed by me
First for Toff
Reminder that Kek is a catlick and therefore cannot be /ourguy/
Yes and yes
I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH TOFF
HELP WHAT DO I DO
I WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO FIND A GIRL LIKE THAT IN real life
Wrong, I claimed toff in the first thread this series lad
I actually live in Chelsea
That toff girl had a black boyfriend for a while, I wouldn’t buy into all this nationalism stuff
fucking sick of this confused.com advert
amir has serious CTE, who the fuck let him on
Team /Amir/?
Lmao I claimed toff first
I was literally the first person in the first thread to claim her
>people actually watch this
>people actually watch ITV programming
You now remember Jessica Jane Clement and Emily Scott
There are significantly worse things to be.
...
Example pic, normal vs athlete
CLAIMING SHAPPIE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW YER FUCKIN CUNTS
Bant, Kek, Stanley and Toff are carrying it
Will Toff reclaim the Holy Land from the Saracens?
she literally looks better without makeup
Wanked myself silly to JJC desu.
she would literally look incredible on my erection
aspect ratio's off on her face
Disproved. This is my post in the first thread, and this is the image I used
Toffs boyfriend is a med/Arab type
TV BTFO
t. genderfluid channel 4 viewer
she's his beard
vanessa is MINE
she's gonna come out her shell lads honest
>mediterreans aren't white
Remove that slash you little cunt like Arabs are the same as the chad med.
I think shes wearing foundation on this
What biscuits do you have with your Tea?
Patricians choice: Chocolate Hobnob
>muh meds
fuck off varg
>vardy trying to make herself look good
pathetic
Can't wait to hear Rebekah Vardy's tales of fame.
>muh charity work
Okay luv.
That's just a white guy with a tan user
based stanley goes to bed when they start blowing smoke up their own arses
>Vardy trying to claim she's relevant
People probably recognise her for the escort work honestly
Excellent taste
Jamie Vardy's wife having to say why she's famous... "Yeah, I'm Jamie Vardy's wife... and people k-know me for c-charity work"
Oh yeah that well known charity work that she does
>I don't see Toff as being any different from the rest of us
Yeah you're all fucking nobodies you conceited cunt.
10/10 choice
amir seems like a nice lad unironically
>amir stammering
>amir saying he has a shitty memory
>amir believing smoke comes from water
>amir saying a baby milk snake is a python
>amir being a general retard
I think he actually has some disorder caused by his boxing days now desu
Do Australians watch the show too? Do they have access to it?
>t. Abdul Pak-ee
he's nice in the way a kid with down's syndrome is nice
The only thing I know Jamie Vardy's wife was from "Celeb Trolls: We're coming to get you"
Amir is an absolute too lad
Literally a typical brit slag
Could see him being violent when drunk tbqh.
Thick as two pigs in shit
Amir Khan was leader of the Rotherham rape gang
shortbread biscuits
Who else here wants to lick Vardy's face?
Scotland?
Years ago they used to have a daytime livestream of the camp on ITV2 or something.
I think they have their own version. As far as I'm aware different countries use the jungle at different times.
hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS YOUR GIRL?
Daddy's Home 2 looks like kino
I WANT TO ______ TOFF
t. Shappifag
He’d be the perfect front, honestly.
Every time the police bring him in, he forgets all the names.
nice diverse ikea ad desu
of course, but i reckon thats CTE
you don't get the nickname "glass chin" without sustaining some serious damage
On her way home to get banged by mystery man
>im not a celebrity, but get me the fuck in that camp because i need my 15 minutes of fame
Even better
Holy shit lads look at these three different people not samefagging.
You can tell Dec is ready to grab Ant if he tries to jump off the bridge. Sad.
Most of it was muted though because of the stuff they were talking about, same with Big Brother, don’t watch it but I think they stopped doing it too
Typical white slag
Niiice
user GET US A FOOKING KEBAB AM STEAMING
le drole interwebz man telling absolutely cracking jokes lads
has anyone ever banged in the camp?
ahahahahah. kehhhk
you're just making me like her more desu
If I had a death note, i'd make one of them jump off the rope bridge at the start when they do that "I'M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEERRREEE" bit
Will the numale and the girls have bigger balls then the paki?
N- no problem
*tumbleweeds*
y-yes miss
Peter Andre and Katie Price back in the day.
almost certainly katie price and peter andre
Thanks
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF SHITSKINS
Thrilling television lads
>stand around and hold a piece of string
I think Pete and Katie did right?
>jack
C U N T
U
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What kind of videos does this cunt even make?
>The state of nu-males
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK off
Make-up tutorials
Lads I promise you all here and now if I ever see Jack I'll glass the cunt.
Will Shappi manage to get into top 5?
Shit skins got exposed on tv infront of the whole nation feels fantastic