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I'm A Celeb Thread #2

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toff has been claimed by me

First for Toff

Reminder that Kek is a catlick and therefore cannot be /ourguy/

Yes and yes

I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH TOFF

HELP WHAT DO I DO

I WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO FIND A GIRL LIKE THAT IN real life

Wrong, I claimed toff in the first thread this series lad

I actually live in Chelsea

That toff girl had a black boyfriend for a while, I wouldn’t buy into all this nationalism stuff

fucking sick of this confused.com advert

amir has serious CTE, who the fuck let him on

Team /Amir/?

Lmao I claimed toff first

I was literally the first person in the first thread to claim her

>people actually watch this
>people actually watch ITV programming

You now remember Jessica Jane Clement and Emily Scott

youtube.com/watch?v=sWeBON7FDM4

There are significantly worse things to be.

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Example pic, normal vs athlete

CLAIMING SHAPPIE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW YER FUCKIN CUNTS

Bant, Kek, Stanley and Toff are carrying it

Will Toff reclaim the Holy Land from the Saracens?

she literally looks better without makeup

Wanked myself silly to JJC desu.

she would literally look incredible on my erection

aspect ratio's off on her face

Disproved. This is my post in the first thread, and this is the image I used

Toffs boyfriend is a med/Arab type

TV BTFO

t. genderfluid channel 4 viewer

she's his beard

vanessa is MINE

she's gonna come out her shell lads honest

>mediterreans aren't white

Remove that slash you little cunt like Arabs are the same as the chad med.

I think shes wearing foundation on this

What biscuits do you have with your Tea?

Patricians choice: Chocolate Hobnob

>muh meds
fuck off varg

>vardy trying to make herself look good
pathetic

Can't wait to hear Rebekah Vardy's tales of fame.

>muh charity work
Okay luv.

That's just a white guy with a tan user

based stanley goes to bed when they start blowing smoke up their own arses

>Vardy trying to claim she's relevant

People probably recognise her for the escort work honestly

Excellent taste

Jamie Vardy's wife having to say why she's famous... "Yeah, I'm Jamie Vardy's wife... and people k-know me for c-charity work"

Oh yeah that well known charity work that she does

>I don't see Toff as being any different from the rest of us

Yeah you're all fucking nobodies you conceited cunt.

10/10 choice

amir seems like a nice lad unironically

>amir stammering
>amir saying he has a shitty memory
>amir believing smoke comes from water
>amir saying a baby milk snake is a python
>amir being a general retard

I think he actually has some disorder caused by his boxing days now desu

Do Australians watch the show too? Do they have access to it?

>t. Abdul Pak-ee

he's nice in the way a kid with down's syndrome is nice

The only thing I know Jamie Vardy's wife was from "Celeb Trolls: We're coming to get you"

Amir is an absolute too lad

Literally a typical brit slag

Could see him being violent when drunk tbqh.

Thick as two pigs in shit

Amir Khan was leader of the Rotherham rape gang

shortbread biscuits

Who else here wants to lick Vardy's face?

Scotland?

Years ago they used to have a daytime livestream of the camp on ITV2 or something.

I think they have their own version. As far as I'm aware different countries use the jungle at different times.

hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS YOUR GIRL?

Daddy's Home 2 looks like kino

I WANT TO ______ TOFF

t. Shappifag

He’d be the perfect front, honestly.
Every time the police bring him in, he forgets all the names.

nice diverse ikea ad desu

of course, but i reckon thats CTE

you don't get the nickname "glass chin" without sustaining some serious damage

On her way home to get banged by mystery man

>im not a celebrity, but get me the fuck in that camp because i need my 15 minutes of fame

Even better

Holy shit lads look at these three different people not samefagging.

You can tell Dec is ready to grab Ant if he tries to jump off the bridge. Sad.

Most of it was muted though because of the stuff they were talking about, same with Big Brother, don’t watch it but I think they stopped doing it too

Typical white slag

Niiice

user GET US A FOOKING KEBAB AM STEAMING

le drole interwebz man telling absolutely cracking jokes lads

has anyone ever banged in the camp?

ahahahahah. kehhhk

you're just making me like her more desu

If I had a death note, i'd make one of them jump off the rope bridge at the start when they do that "I'M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEERRREEE" bit

Will the numale and the girls have bigger balls then the paki?

N- no problem

*tumbleweeds*

y-yes miss

Peter Andre and Katie Price back in the day.

almost certainly katie price and peter andre

Thanks

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF SHITSKINS

Thrilling television lads

>stand around and hold a piece of string

I think Pete and Katie did right?

>jack
C U N T
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What kind of videos does this cunt even make?

>The state of nu-males

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK off

Make-up tutorials

Lads I promise you all here and now if I ever see Jack I'll glass the cunt.

Will Shappi manage to get into top 5?

Shit skins got exposed on tv infront of the whole nation feels fantastic