ITT: fuck you I liked it

>ITT: fuck you I liked it

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oh yeah? well FUCK you too

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me too
don´t fucking care about a bunch of spastic retards say in here about movies.

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This movie was good

everyone loves this movie though

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>implying anyone hates that Christmas mainstay
What's next, are you going to list It's A Wonderful Life, Home Alone and Die Hard?

Eh, her pornstar doppelganger has better tits and a perfect pussy

I don't get how most of these manage to pass for lookalikes. How hard do you niggas squint when you fap?

i totally enjoyed watching the movie, too.

i did not watch it when it came out because i thought it was a teengirl-flick-pretending-to-be-scifi/horror like hunger games and twilight. also, i thought valerian was the girl and thought the young and handsome guy had a minor role and i prefer movies where the main character is young and handsome.

i think the main reason it did not attract more viewers is the trailer and marketing. the trailer made me think the movie will be mostly a boring montage of scenes from outer space.

>inb4 idiotpleb why don't you know who valerian is
not everyone reads the same comics as you

>inb4 idiotmoron why do you think valerian is a girl it's a guy name
movies and tv shows are overflowing with girls with guy names

>inb4 idiotreddit the movie is (insert-pretentious-filmschool-buzzword-here)
i will watch what i enjoy watching and not what emotionally-stunted people, who cling to their alleged expertise in movies to mask their insecurities, insist i should watch

Red Dragon

I can only assume that the people into it are from some third-world shithole(rural America, Australia) where their shitty internet-connection forces them to watch porn at 140p.

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>Made my roomies watch this when I was at uni at Christmas time
>a 2 other lads, 2 gals
>"you don't actualy like this do you user?"
>They all hated it
>mfw

Turned it off after 20 minutes. Great effects, but insufferable banter by the two leads. Completely annoying.

huh did cara's boobs grow bigger

>doesn't know how to fap to doppels

>watching it with people who are both too old to show that they connect with the child, but too young to be able to connect with the father
There's your problem.

I liked it too, people shit on the lead actors but I believe a comfy future life would turn people into entitled shits, their roles are believable if you think about their environment

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MmmmMMmmmm these COOKIES

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> Watching it with faggots unable to enjoy Arnold kino
There is your problem

I thought it was "meh", bur after watching Alien Convenant, Prometheus is a masterpiece

>triggered by banter between two people

what happened that made you so emotionally damaged?

Granted, I only like it for the human spaceships amd mechs and stuff. I'd loveto have a scifi war film set in the Avatar universe purely focusing on the shit humans are doing with that equipment back on Earth.

How can anyone like such blatant feminist propaganda?

kek, didn’t even notice
but my brain did :/

I liked it too, OP. Most of the people on Sup Forums are brainlets who think the only way to show intelligence is to say they don't like something.

>doppleganger
>looks nothing like her

samefag

I think instead of "femenist propaganda" you meant to say "sex sells."
Calm down.

I couldn't figure out why the movie expected us to sympathize with the androgynous sea monkey people, or why the General was such a horrible person for choosing the lives of his soldiers over some primitive shitheads. What was he supposed to do, let the evil alien fleet win and then probably nuke the beach planet anyway?

This my mass FUCK YOU CIA NIGGERS NOW SHAVE MY BALLS AND SUCK IT post.

That movie was fucking great

I couldn't like this because I felt like it had a negative impact on the chance of me getting to watch another movie where Mark Strong is a spy or hitman, and I really want more movies where Mark Strong isn't just a side-character.

The pre-ejaculate line was just bad, as well.

Yeah, i watched it today and i fucking loved it, what was wrong with it again? the villain made sense, the main couple were ok, too many side quests but overall it was great!

She looks better than cara though, cara is ugly, has a confrontational stare and looks angry all the time even when shes laughing, this one looks friendly.

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I liked this one a lot, even when the critics was shitting on it.

Masterpiece.

God I fucking despise people like you

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It was fun to watch

The Blofeld twist was stupid, but other than that I thought it was great.

This movie was great simply because even without the alien on board it would be already a dangerous journey because being the only woman in a planet of male convicts is like being the cake of the birthday party, then you put xeno in there and sum that with the fact that the place has no guns you have pure kino.

>are you circumcised, mr. bond?
>yes
>THAT WAS ME!

I fucking love this movie

>Wachoski

How have I never heard of this movie?

>calls a sub-plot a sidequest
>but overall it was great
lol plebbit

I donno user you should watch it tho
youtube.com/watch?v=l5A5VjIaJ9M

that's not a doppleganger even a little bit you stupid nigger

I liked neo seoul and the old people's home. Everything else was garbage.

whoever made this needs to be put in an arena with wild animals and forced to fight for the right to draw another breath amongst free men

This, the movie nailed it with the atmosphere. Also the fact that it wasn't really a prison as much as an abandoned planet.

user, the best story in the book/movie was Letters from Zedelghem (The piano player)

My nigga.
I think I might like it more than other people simply because the only Alien film they over showed on tv here was Alien 4, and they showed it all the fucking time. So when I finally saw Alien 3 it was like gold compared to that shit. Not sure if the original version was any good, though.

Please don't bully the face-blind kid. It's a symptom of his autism and he can't help it.

that movie was too french to be good

what is too french you might ask? just plain wrong really, bit off

This movie has some legitimately hilarious scenes.

it was good for what it was, a pointless fantasy story with entertaining and simple plot.

this is one of the greatest christmas movies ever tho. the people who disliked it are an absolute minority.

I really dislike chinese fantasy armor

it seems to be all they have

its just good user

"PUT THE COOKIE DAAOWN!" is up there with the greatest of Arnie lines.

Kate made me diamonds, action was fun and the acting wasn't that bad fuck ya!

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>Valerian

thats the stuff you chew when you want to go to sleep right?

All the orc scenes were 10/10

qt

reminds me of the crypt keeper

season 7 when?

t. Mao Tsetung

You just reminded me.

I can't fucking stand home alone, worst movies ever

that's a pity, it's the best kids movie if you're a kid

This movie was criminally under promoted. It was the dawn of POV films.

This comment is kino

this is kate at her absolute hottest.

it helped that ragnar lodbrok played the lead, and I don't get why people were mad about it, Orcs and Humans was my favorite game back in the day, and this movie is more OG lore friendly than warcraft 3.

Ant pls

I fell asleep

Honestly, everything but the old folks home was garbage. And that didn't get good until they left it and went to the pub.

I can no longer unsee the android 17 and 18 casting.
Fuck you user.

>This is the capeshit audience

>This is the Wachowski audience

You filthy animal.

Watching this in OmniMax 3d really distracted me from how bad this movie is. I was completely absorbed by it and it was amazing. But watching later without the visual orgasm allowed me to see how not-so-great it actually is. All of that being said, I still consider it a pretty decent movie. The critics were not super fair to it. I think everyone was just really disappointed when they realized it wasn't Aliens 4.

Well, I guess everyone is entitled to their terrible opinions.

your describing every time I see a movie in 70mm

I unironically praised TFA the first time I saw it.

Would have been pretty good if not for
>Space Hitler, literally did nothing wrong btw
and
>Nobel Savages (who also have 9000 IQ)

what movie is this from?

At least it wasn't a rehash.

This movie was so garbage it was like watching money being burned, you have an expensive production of 5 different timed movies with sets, clothes, hair, make up and cgi, everything done to perfection to tie together a dumb clusterfuck that means absolutely nothing in the end.

Its wonderful, but it was topped by their next ambitious project: Jupiter Ascending... my fucking god, i watched that movie several times ... you gotta stare at it, like a road runned pedigree dog, the cgi is good, sound, scenaries, and then you get 2 pornless pornstars to be the main characters while 2 dickless dicked "women" write the lines... i know i am regurgitating this but its like watching golden plated train ride into the lava pit, you must witness that movie at least once a year.

It was so bad it changed the way i live my life, whenever i am getting overwhelmed and trying to do several things at once, i take some time, picture jupiter ascending, then just do one thing at a time or perhaps just two while paying close attention to the res8ults, because jesus fucking christ you just can't do that with things you do, be a movie, a mundane task, important tasks, anything that can get out of control by disattention ... jupiter ascending is a state of psychological disarray that needs to be further studied by an assembly of intellectuals to accurately pinpoint what was the intention behind it, what was the result and how it got there.

I honestly can't figure out why this movie got so much hate, it was pure cheesey goodness.

This is the only case that i disagree with the fucking critics, this movie was good