Ozark

Why was it so fucking good?

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The Breaking Bad of this generation

Is that good or bad?

breaking bad was the breaking bad of this generation dumbo

Ozark does much more that BB, in much fewer episodes

Cause Jason created it

I dropped it because all of the gay shit. What the fuck is it these days with having to show two dudes fucking in every other fucking episode, fuck this shit.

2160p screencaps of daughtertush?

imagine being such a beta snowflake you actually avoid kino because Sup Forums told you so

no seriously, try to imagine it

It was the most mediocre and "fine" show I've ever seen. I was never bored, but I completely forgot I even watched it 10 minutes after I finished it.

I doubt if Sup Forums even knows this show exists. I started watching it! before anybody here even heard about it and I dropped it because all of the in your face man on man fucking got annoying.

Compared to how many sex scenes between a man a woman there have been in TV and film, not liking a few here and there just seems like a personal issue you have to deal with

Good story. Jason Bates can only play one character, which is well meaning but weak willed father

This show felt like it was written by a committee, just so Netflix could have their own Breaking Bad.

You're telling me you didn't even think about Charlotte for a fap or two?

fucking liar

Honestly dont remember any characters names

there is nothing weak willed about his character in ozark

>story literally exists because he was begging for his life and made up shit

Isn't his wife cuckolding him???

That's called thinking on your feet and being intelligent. There is nothing weak willed about talking someone out of killing you.

except for the part where he watched his wife cuck him 27 times without saying a word

I do think he grew into an alpha male nicely

He redeemed himself by ending the marriage in the first episode in my opinion

Bateman carries to an unreasonable degree. HIs family, excluding the autistic son, do nothing to deserve his efforts.

omg dad i'm 15 i can take a dick don't slut shame me.

I would eat Charlotte's ass but yes she was stupid

although she called out her mom for being a bitch so she isnt all bad

I spent my childhood summers at the lake of the Ozarks. Trust me, it didn't have a high blue contrast filter or crazy meth hillbilly gangs. Was a nice place until they rebranded it as party cove. Millionaires let their kids run rampant and fuck up the lake. Can't even swim in it without swimming in some bro's shit/puke.

im actually very interested in hearing about your time there

what was the day to day like?

any notable experiences?

I had a double wide trailer that was converted into a full on summer home. Grandparents bought the land in the 60's and cleared it out. Built the docks and had a tiny alcove. Family used to spend every summer there together. Fishing, swimming and taking out the pontoon boat to the lakefront restaurant known as "The Dummy." The water was beautiful and the fish were plenty. Used to catch crappie, bass and the like. We'd bring in dinner each night from the lake. It was also quiet enough to hear the sounds of nature. Deer would sometimes graze in the yard. Then came the early 2000's and the rebranding to "party cove," and the rich elites buying up land. Where one home used to sit, came two. Population tripled. With more people, come problems. Sad, I cherish those memories and the show hurts to watch

Gay fbi guy was shown to be absolutely unhinged

As far as notable experiences, taking bits of dog food and throwing them out in the Carp bed that was under the dock on the dummy. About a hundred Carp fighting one another, sucking up kibble and swarming like a rabid nest of bees. 25 cents could buy a big bag. Also, there was an arcade you could drive your boat up to that was on the far side of the cove. Kinda isolated. Used to play aliens vs predator & the Ghostbusters arcade game. It was surreal to play videogames on a floating dock surrounded by water.

holy shit that sounds comfy

sorry about the rich fags fagging it up for you

>tfw Ozark is the last show I watched with my ex and now I can't watch it again

Not sure which loss is greater

was she a nice person?

This.
All style.
No depth.

Because it was absolute B-level trash with an A+ cast and crew behind it.

Sometimes you just want to watch overqualified actors and directors have fun with dumb shit, and for a Netflix show ti was paced well.

I equally despise most sex scenes in tv shows and movies. Some tits are fine but full on softcore porn is ridiculous. If I wanted to watch porn i would be watching porn. Im here to watch movies. It gets tiresome after a while, its the reason why I need to prepare myself everytime I try to watch an episode of Shameless.

She could be when she wanted to be

My grandparents made the decision to sell their land around 2007. None of my family members had any interest in maintaining the property and paying the crazy high property taxes. My grandparents gave us each 200.00 as a piece to represent our share of the lake. I don't remember what I spent it on, something frivolous possibly. It didn't hit me until my grandfather finally let go of his bass boat that he won in a fishing tournament in the 70's on that lake. Shit...he must have refurbished the interior and replaced the motor three times, but he was proud to have it. We used to take it by the rich people's docks and cast lines in between them. "I laid crappie beds here, long before they came along." We caught so much fish, but around 2005 or slightly after the water pollution was near acidic. Couldn't swim in it, definitely wouldn't want to eat the fish.

It wasn't, it was trash

he never got redeemed beause he never smashed another pussy. I would have smashed that blonde redneck slut.

she should have stayed at the bottom of the lake

Her shitty fake southern accent ruined the show for me. Every scene she was in was fucking painful.

faggit

wow do you think she is wearing lace panties as well?

It was a poor breaking bad rip-off with a female Jesse Pinkman and cooking books instead of cooking meth.

Nice get, and yeah I agree, faggot shit in every single series on TV, pretty tiring.

I thought she was one of the better characters, with some level of complexity behind her.

The protag's wife and daughter were far more irritating, both characterized by acting like selfish whores and getting annoyed at the suggestion of consequences.

>The protag's wife and daughter were far more irritating, both characterized by acting like selfish whores and getting annoyed at the suggestion of consequences.
>implying thats not realistic

maybe im not redneck enough but I thought she sounded legit

>95% of sexual relationships in movies and TV are hetro
>show potrays a mentally unhinged and damaged character inititiate a homosexual relationship
>s-see they're trying to make me gay guys

you got issues dude

same desu

ive noticed that most recent shows which have an attractive white male listed as the first actor on imdb turn out to be enjoyable

this is absolutely untrue

Because it didn't go in for anything overtly violent or scary, it was a kind of muted terror for the characters lumbering from one awful thing to the left, living by their wits and will. At no point did any of the characters change to suit the story, there was no outlandish shit. It was played so very well, 9/10 easily.

I tutor the teen in this. Ama

It's realistic, sure. It's just hard to watch because it feels like the other characters are lending their actions some legitimacy. Especially in the case of the daughter.

have you fucked her how smnelly is her vagine does she get real wet whats her pooper smell like is she smart or dumb

yea well prove me wrong asshole

all the scene's with del were great

I didn't fuck her because I don't fuck my students though she is legal. She's smart. She knows other Netflix stars. Thinks Millie Bobbie brown is annoying.

what is her best subject? why does she have a tutor? does she flirt with you? what does she smell like? why is millie annoying?

what teen? the daughter or the white trash chick?

>dude le blue filters lmao
Why do they do this?

ominous aesthetic

please say more about her please, i dont even care if youre larping

cant believe people thought this trash was good

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Ozark is the definition of okay. I was never blown away. I was never too bored. I was never pissed at the show. I was never very excited about it.

It was just okay. The cinematography and direction are good. The actors do what they can with the script, but the script is just okay. Interestingly, this isn't normally the problem with TV. It normally has good serialized scripts executed in a sub-par way. This was a really average script executed in an excellent way. You could argue that's intentional, given who Marty is, etc. His life never gets too out of control or too over the top despite his occupation.

This show is just okay, but is peak "Oh yeah I was watching that" material. It fits very well into the Netflix listings. It never challenges you and is just okay. Arguably, shows like this are what Netflix was made for.

They wanted the Underworld audience.

what are you, a critic? The show was good

Her best subject is writing. She has a tutor because she isn't in regular school. She's in online school and they have video lectures but it helps to have someone to actually teach her. Yes she flirts with me. All girls do at that age. It's normal. She smells nice. I don't know why Millie is annoying.


The skinny one with blonde hair. I don't watch the show.

Bateman did a great job. I liked Ruth's actress/arc.

It was just okay user.

grosss whore dropped

does she gossip about people?
has she ever told you anything in confidence?
is she aware that she is literally a 9/10 and could have any guy she wants?

Show was good, one part was really jarringly retarded though, when the real estate guy's mum got hit my the garbage truck, that did give me a solid laugh to be fair

Is it actually good? I'm currently watching 25 shows and don't want to waste time with shows that have less than 8.5 points on imdb

Could've been a neat one season mini show. No need to kill off Del

Post some examples yourself nigger

Oh yes, episode 7 right? This was my least favorite episode

the next 3 were great though, 7 just felt forced in some way

>If you don't like watching two guys fucking you're gay

Couldn't even go on past the 4th episode it's fucking awful. Totally unbelievable just awful in every way.

fuck off

Yeah she has. I'm like a mentor to her and my students. She isn't the first celebrity I taught. I do tell her how special she is. She was actually down about people on here calling her a tranny and stuff.

thats pretty cool man, any other cool celebs youve tutored?

tell her if she wants she has a loyle pusy slave in me

I agree. Also very cringe worthy show

Yeah you're pretty cool. I rarely talk about this on here because I could lose my job but you answered very polite and genuine questions

I also tutored this girl from this documentary called sexy baby. The young one in that. Winnie

Some others. Dated some too (not students). Its kind of easy to in nyc. Well maybe not easy but the possibilities are endlesd.

Tedious. Nobody's good nor redeemable. Autist is a death-obsessed creep. Jason too easily embraced being evil without establishing him as "Mr. Chips". Mom is a whore. Everyone else are redneck window dressing. Charlotte's just a teenage girl who gave a footjob for the gig.

was there even a sex scene in this

yes a few

this one?

nice go on

yeah.

what questions do you have

how do her feet taste

tranny

ever heard her fart? lol just asking