Character has sex

>Character has sex
>Can piss immediately after while still hard

>character has sex
>pisses on the corpse after

does your penis smell after you stick in vag?

>Character has sex
>does not shower immediately after to wash off the vagoo

ONLY AFTER I DO UR MUM

>having sex
>ever
Normie filth you repulse me.

>Character is a social outcast and a loser
>still somehow manages to have sex

>character takes a shit
>doesn't have to sit in the sink and rinse out the caked out shit in his hairy arse crack

This

...

You guys are just pretending to be pathetic right? Haha.

BIDET MATE

>>Character has sex without going on the internet

Yes
I can sometimes do that
That's the beautiful thimg about this place , you never do know.

>piss after sex
>sprays in 8 different directions

heheeh of courshe, >:j

you need to cum harder man. Literally no reason you should have a sticky urethra

>character takes a shower in the morning instead of before getting into bed for the night

>they dont piss inside the pussy

take a look at these virgins

>they don't piss with their foresking pinched and open the "balloon" in her mouth

Muh dick usually gets soft after sex is finished
you'll see someday

>have sex all night with girl 3 years ago
>my lower body smells like lady and man jizz
>dont shower
>go out to lunch with family the next day
>sit near group of younger girls
>two of them look at me with disgust
>get up to go to bathroom and walk past them two more times
>they leave 5 minutes afterwards

Thats right, bitches. You rub it in my face, now its my turn.

>characters have sex
>girl doesn't grab a fistful of kleenex to clean up the mess

What, does the cum just fucking disappear?

>Emotional female character bangs on the chest of a man before breaking down as she is pulled into a hug

>she doesnt swallow his cum

You can still piss with a hard dick faggot, it works even better if you sink your hips back some

>emotional female character bangs on the man boobs of a man before breaking down as he cries in pain and milks

how young we talking?

>having sex while your bladder is full
seriously, who does this. it feels uncomfortable as fuck

I never think about it until I'm already inside her, and then it's too late to turn back.

i'm a virgin but nowadays i usually wait until i have to pee to jack off because it feels way better you should try it

I wish you would go back

It shoots off on a weird angle

You disgust me, pig. Showering before bed is objectively wrong and anyone who does it should be shot

>Character finishes masturbating and doesn't wash his hands
>sister brings her best friend over and her gay friend
>shake hands with him and rub some jizz scent onto him
>every time he comes over now I get bedroom eyes and he sits closest to me


Help

>i'm a virgin
>let me give you advice on masturbation
fuck off kiddo

Not only does it smell, sometimes their bloody cunt residue gets on your dick and then your dick absorbs it and then things really take a left turn into frown town. Women really are fucking disgusting, they basically bleed out of their cunts every fucking month and loose eggs fly out of them like they were some sort of demon monster. Women really are fucking disgusting.

from 19-24 I had 13 sexual partners. I deployed to Assghanistan at 25 and haven't been laid since the night before heading to MOB station. What's my problem, lads? I literally shun anyone who gets close now. Weird part is I don't miss it. I feel like I should, though. I'm gonna end up dying alone at this pace. Doesn't bother me, but I know it should.

help.

Eat shit cannon fodder.

Get a wife.
MAGA.
White power.

nah bruh.

you lay on your arm on a bed till you loose feeling in your arm. then it feels like someone else is jacking you off.
trust.

i thank god i didn't stay virgin as long as this user

I hate that so much. How can both of them piss when they're still a little more than half-mass?

Retarded youngfag that's ancient knowledge.

This. I was once too tired to jump in the shower after sex, and the chick looked at me like I was some kinda freak.

What disgusting lazy cunt you must've been with. Proper girls go to the toilet afterwards to dump the semen, and, unless they're gross chicks, proceed to take a quick shower. Jesus

not sure the logic behind this if you dont wash the bedsheets too

Just do a handstand

Same actually. I think it's good to keep the pipes clean afterward.