Poppyfags will defend this

>Poppyfags will defend this

wonder what took so long for this thread to pop up

But Morbi, wouldn't it be more satisfying to save Zelda to reward yourself for updating your comic?

Rule 1: never trust Morbi.
Rule 2: Morbi is a hack.
Rule 3: there is no rule 3.

apology for poor english

when were you when popyp becomes prequel?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

‘ppopy is prequel’

'no'

>make thread
>gets deleted
guess we know where the patreon money's going, huh?

>water goes out
>'welp cant update my comic'

>you know, I don't really *feel* like it.

Seeing how many excuses he can come up with to not update is becoming more interesting than the comic itself.

>ugh, i mean, i will get around to it but like *later*

in his defense I just got fired over this game

>I just got fired over this game
I think that only means you didn't give a shit about your job

What's annoying is he even made this snarky comic like we're in the wrong for expecting him to have a work ethic.

Did you play it at work or something?

That wouldn't be normal autism. It would be uber autism.

>listen kid the big boys are playing videogames. Go beg to someone else for a free comic.
How irritating.

I stayed up all weekend playing it basically, came into work monday, was fine, went to bed monday night, woke up twenty hours later tuesday evening

How much of his Switch and copy of Zelda were purchased with patreon bucks? Poppy is his primary source of income.

Every week of hiatus and every impromptu break I check his patreon wage
it just won't go down user
it just won't go down

he always has great reasons for taking breaks
>I'm just not feeling the creative juices right now, gonna draw a bunch of porn
>moving across the country, gonna draw porn meanwhile
>too busy playing Zelda, better draw porn of fish waifu
come on morbi draw me fish waifu porn
or Gerudo
come on give me something

Meanwhile, Abby and the girl drawing SSSS update four times a week with real quality art.
Morbi is a hack, but furries will eat up everything.

I just canceled. Kinda sick of it, honestly. I guess I can't complain now that I'm no longer paying, but I am also not paying.

Doesn't he only get Patreon money when he posts a comic? So him going on hiatus isnt costing anyone anything and its not gaining him money either?

Yup. About $300 a page. If he releases less, he gets less.

Though patrons can set a max amount for the month, so if people have theirs low, they're probably paying the same money for less comics.

he probably has enough saved up he can afford to be this lazy

You really dont know how much things cost do you?

At least he still updates occasionally

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well the game has damn sexy birds

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How so?

>tfw Morbi senpai will never come back to us

Just stop replying to obvious bait you fuck god dammit

Hey his Patreon is set up that he only gets paid when he makes posts,
So if he's willing to take the financial hit then ballsy move but his move.

>Denny's and Applebee's
>Where the racist come to eat in peace.

Let's remember the good old days, back when Morbi actually did commissions.

zeldafags are the worst. nothing new

>MFW you don't care because you only care about this comic when BEST BOY shows up
>MFW Morbi's irregular updates don't bother me

>defend this

Defend what?

First of all your job didn't call to see if you weren't dead? And second damn nigga have you heard of an alarm clock?

In fairness, I'll be like that in a month

Might as well do something with this
I hope this is supposed to be a cloud

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Nice.

>"free"
Most webcomics are just as free as DC and Marvel's comics, they're just more upfront about it because they're not a company and that approach is beneficial to them.

No, he's just a born procrastinator and self destructive.

>Morbi likes breath of Shit

If he updates twice a week, that's eight times a month for a total of $2400, which makes a total of $28,000 per year, before taxes, and not considering anyone that has a 'max' set for donations.

I work a shitty 40 hour a week help desk job, am considered lower middle class in my city, and I make $35,000 per year b/t.

There's certainly a lot of other factors ( loans, healthcare, etc ) that make our situations not very comparable, but he's definitely not livin' large.

>implying that Poppyfags don't prefer superior games like DoReMiFa Beat

What's wrong with it?

It's new.

Alright, I've been doing some math, just to see how south Morbi's updaye schedule has gone, and by checking Poppy's archive, which thankfully omits the SORRY NO UPDATE strips, I found this:

>Start point: Poppy 5, page 24 - 04/10/2015
>Finnish point: Poppy 7, page 14 - 03/03/2017
>99 weeks between each
>100 strips between each

Surprisingly enough, the comic still manages to reach a weekly update average, but on the other hand, this also means that roughly for every update there's a hiatus.

(I took that starting point to avoid any confusion with Poppy 3)

Now, let's move it even further back:

>Poppy 4, page 1 - 03/19/2014
>154 weeks from the current page (Poppy 3 is counted as it was made during Poppy 5, because Morbi is weird like that)
>200 strips between each date

Alright, now we have 1.3 strips per week, meaning that yes, Morbi has become sloppier with his update schedule, but not as much as we'd had imagined, BUT let's make it even more interesting, by taking both starting pages as their own sample:

>Start point: Poppy 4, page 1 - 03/19/2014
>End point: Poppy 5, page 24 - 04/10/2015
>55 weeks between each
>111 pages

Almost exactly 2 updates per week for a whole year! Basically the ideal update schedule, making the decrease in updates very, very noticeable.

And just for shits and giggles, let's check the first two chapters, bach when everyone was exited about the comic, Morbi above all, as he genuinely seemed like a happy person while talking about it, or at least not as cynical:

>Poppy, Page 1 - 06/11/2013
>Poppy 2, page 30 - 02/07/2014
>34 weeks
>57 strips

1.7 strips per week, a little low compared to the earlier comparison, but miles above the last 2 years.

Yeah, but people do that shit all the time. It is undefendable, dude spent two months not updating and then as soon as he got back into it missed an update, that's bullshit.
Hack isn't the right word, the man can draw and craft an interesting narrative and characters. No, unprofessional is the word, because a professional would put the game away until he's done his work.
That doesn't defend him at al, it just makes you seem retarded.
Give it time, you can only blueball people for so long before they fuck off to someone who won't endlessly tease them.

I wish Morbi was gay so he and I could get married

Man, people sure do take webcomics seriously.

he's bi, next best thing

So am I, that's perfect

It's not on a Sony system so Sup Forums went full djihad against it.

No I won't.
I made pic related as soon as I saw the update and I was going to post it in the next poppy thread.

You got fired for missing one day of work? Like you're gonna get in shit either way but it sounds like you were on thin ice already.

That's silly, boys can't marry boys.

Anyone who got a preorder for the console instead of me gets put on the list, with no concern given to the logistics involved.

Just wait fir the PC hack to be finished in a year or so. Someone got a Wii U emulator to run the game into the first level. Still a lot of bugs to hammer out though.

The list of what? "People who are better than me." "People who I wish I could perform oral sex on"? The list of "Baka senpais that I wish would notice me."

neat

>Barely making ends meet.
>Buying a console at launch instead of waiting for Black Friday or a sale.

>You got fired for missing one day of work?
If you do unskilled labor in an area with a surplus workforce you boss don't have to put up with shit.

Advertising is a hell of a drug

Animal head guy posting even when no update.
If only Morbi has such work ethics.

why cant i pinpoint what it is about this comic that makes me like it (borderline obsses)? anyone else the same?

It has furries in it

Not him but
>Horrible weapon durability
>Worst dungeons in the series
>Atrocious voice acting
>Copy pasted bosses everywhere
>Oversized world that's pretty bland
It's an alright open world RPG but it sacrifices a lot of what makes the Zelda series great

The mediocre VA work is mostly due to the union strike going on for English voice actors so they hired non-union people. Funny enough, the bird is actually voiced by a furry.

They could have easily improved the acting and been able to save money by just having the Jap VA do a fake language and having it be the same audio track throughout all regions

too bad they wanted to make zelda more "modern" with real voice acting

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i really hope thats not the reason for me

have you ever felt the urge to throw Morbi out of a window

like would you be hesitant to meet him irl for the fear of being overcome by the urge to just grab that little faggot by his ankles and atomize him through the nearest windshield

Is this supposed to be anthro seven samurai?

Never said he was living large lol
Just that he has enough income where he can afford to procrastinate and isn't dependent on your furry patreon dollars....

Furries won't drop him over this, they're suckers.

you mean, the tumblrinas..

Can we have a new website already so we can finally drop this retarded term

Don't let the trannies fool you, this is no tumblr comic, it's Morbi's fetishes comic.

I mean,

I get it.

I'm not going to lie.

I wish I had a Switch. Is Morbi playing it in bed? God damn. That looks comfy.

I've only felt that way about Tyson Hesse. There was a time where I wanted to Giant Swing that bitch straight through a window.

What kind of person lets videogames get in the way of their job.

Isn't that irresponsible and short-sighted?

>what are sick/vacation days
Really though, he only gets money when he puts out a new page and gets nothing when he doesn't.

that's not the point though, people pays him to update the comic.. what's the point of throwing money at him if he's gonna update just when he feels like it?

Welcome to the world of webcomics. Even with his shitty schedule changes all the time he's still better than quite a few others. Are you really surprised when Kaz still gets money and shit for not updating prequel for over a year now?

No, they're paying per page. Are you stupid?

that's not what i'm talking about, you mongoloid.

I'm saying there's no incentive on supporting the comic if the author is not gonna bother updating it.

>just come back on friday
haha no

>After taking his 3rd shower of the day, Morbi decides to go out
>Morbi gets off his footstool and wanders outside, trying to make sure nobody steps on him
>Walking around on the streets of Seattle, he walks into a coffee store to get a drink
>The line is long and he has to wait 30 minutes
>When his turn comes up he's told to go away and come back on Friday

But there's incentive to update the comic, since they're paid per page.

You're pretty stupid.

As a poorfag, I ain't paying.

Thus, I ain't complaining.

>since the comic is paid per page is ok if it never updates

Poppyfags are really fucking dumb, no wonder Morbi gets away with pulling this crap on you.

>Because of this, Morbi skips another update

if he never updates than he never gets any money

He's probably one of those idiots who believe webcomic artists don't need money.

>Still missing the point

what does that have to do with anything?