ITT: soyboy cinema

ITT: soyboy cinema

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This movie fucked me up. It’s a depressing nightmare

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nah it isn't.

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>Be soyboy
>Be pic related

It's not great, there's about 45 minutes that should be cut down
But yeah, if you're afraid of death like every other rational adult, it's depressing

Your favorite movie

The doc I just made about my life

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Sup Forums told me it was a shitty movie. Aside of weird scene pacing and three overused space ducks, it was great. Visuals are avatar level and Besson even managed to make Delevingne look attractive.

Passive aggression is inherently feminine behavior.

How is that depressing then? Fear of death is something most peope get over when they are young around the same time after babbies first existential crisis

t. soyboy

What to all the two people who saw it?

I'm glad this soyboy shit catching on. Now i can safely tell underage faggots like you to gb2

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>Babby numbed his fear of death with porn and/or religion and thinks it doesn't invade every fiber of his subconscious being
Don't worry, you'll grow up one day

>soyboy has hurt feeling

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what exactly is there to fear?

Literally not at all you dumb bitch

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It’s some soyboy attempting to derail the thread.
Which is the only reason I’m posting

You know that thing you're doing now? Thinking. Breathing. Existing. Now, think about now doing that.
You can't, right? Well, that's what death is like. And if you're too much of a brainlet to realize your mind is screaming at you to keep that from happening, go ahead and end it all.

Pretty redpilled movie, brother

MAGA xd!

>oh god why isnt he as scared as me

pussy

Why do low test men have such pleb taste?

>i am afraid of the unknown

pussy

The joke is, I know you are.

soyboy cinema, yes
but cinema nonetheless.


Synecdoche, New York is unrionically the Citizen Kane of its time.

Yeah, no, it's not
Go to bed Charlie

holy shit, how have you reddit-fucks already ruined 'soyboy'??

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Why are you newfags giving a tripfag any (you)s at all? Ignore that nigger

what is kino, mr 56%ican?

>soyboy
So another batch of teenagers discovered this site.

What??

>t. soyboy

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What is the best movie, in your opinion, my mongrel American friend?

the next generation wont be as cucked as (you)

Why do soyboys have such good taste in film?

>, if you're afraid of death like every other rational adult,
90s born queer detected

I dunno. Life?

Wait, I can't tell if you like Taxi Driver or not.

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>tripfags

>afraid of death like every other rational adult
uhh

Whoever posted Taxi Driver is obviously a butthurt faggot who's mad that his favorite dramedies about ineffectual men are being disparaged in this thread.

Any man with a shred of taste and test likes Taxi Driver.

>Directed by Wes Anderson

>soyboy
is this a thing with a majority of Sup Forums now, or just a few retards? trying to tell if I've actually outgrown this place or not. it's retarded

This guy gets it. It should be pretty obvious what’s a false flag in this thread.

Lol mortals think they're not afraid of death because they haven't got a chance to get rid of it yet

Only the biggest soyboys identity with Travis Bickle.

>baby’s first ‘I’m too mature for this’ moment
Nah nigga, you’re here forever like the rest of us.

Literally only soyboys get triggered by the name soyboy

>outgrown
ahahaha

Whoa, whoa. Slow your roll there fuckstick. You’re saying the anti social outcast isn’t a normal part of male development? Would you rather your young adult watch taxi driver or the graduate?

not triggered
it's like if you guys started calling people "doo doo heads" or something equally retarded (like "soyboy"). it's too weird to get upset at, but it looks retarded

True kino. It's everything.

I'm convinced at this point that it's just one guy forcing his shitty meme. It's obvious as fuck.

Like someone saying drumpf?

>tfw I unironically identity with Travis Bickle and the thought process of Benjamin Braddock is completely alien to me
If you see me trying to buy a model 29 call the police.

Daily reminder that anons who say soyboy are fat, estrogen-laced neckbeards who feel insecure about their masculinity.

Wes Anderson
Jean-Luc Godard

i've only seen trumpers use it ironically
never seen anyone else use it, outside of that one Oliver episode it originated from

Why don't soyboys realize the more this upsets them the more it's going to be posted?

t. effeminate soyboy

Two great movies. There's more than enough time during adolescence to watch both.

> it's another "Sup Forums claims that they are functional members of society" episode

>the movie that soyboys defend to the death
>it's shit

Benjamin Braddock is just a yuppie who's bored because he has no actual problems in his life. If you're not a spoiled 20 something, there's nothing in that character to relate to.

Why construct a strawman unless offended? soyboy

Daily reminder that anons who don't say soyboy are fat, estrogen-laced neckbeards who feel insecure about their masculinity.

Daily reminder that anons are fat, estrogen-laced neckbeards who feel insecure about their masculinity.

>somebody clearly spent a lot of time drawing this

I was more speaking of the films themselves and not the protagonists. I can identify with wanting to plow your girlfriend’s mom and wanting to fugg/save a 12 year old Jodie Foster. However, The Graduate is a much more sensitive movie if you will. Where I put Taxi Driver in the same catagory as Full Metal Jacket or Hamburger Hill. Have a deeper meaning, sure, but are violent enough for a young man to thoroughly enjoy.

So...
What movies AREN'T soyboyish?

The not identifying with Benjamin Braddock part probably isn't the part to worry about.

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user, if you're going to samefag from two different sources, it helps if you don't hit "post" almost simultaneously, then wait the full minute for both to post again

Who claimed that ITT

>Soyboy got no argument or retort so he thinks calling samefag is gonna do anything

The guy who thinks he's Travis Bickle is probably well adjusted.

I’d more advocate taking one in the ass, as well as that. These are the things they expect the opposite sex to be indentured for life into doing for them.

Unironically, Master and Commander

You know who I miss? Pnut.

The ultimate , along with Juno and Scott Pilgrim it forms the great Soyumvirate

it looks worse when you pretend you didn't do it, user

Every single movie made by Disney, Marvel, DC and Sony

Scott Hipster Hipsters the Reddit has to be one of my most disliked pieces of media. It’s up there with the video of the guy driving where a brick kills his wife out of nowhere.

congratulations you're a mature liberal man, finally you can go fuck off back to plebbit

don't fucking tie in soyboy dumbassery with conservatism
it's just a handful of you retards