Nova #4 storytime

Let's try and forget about IvX by reading some good comics, shall we?

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>After being murdered by Thanos in a parallel dimension called the Cancerverse
That's not what happened at all

He managed to keep himself from dropping spaghetti for a full minute! He's learning.

>Rich/Gamora
Nope, I don't like it, I don't like it at all.

To be fair that's probably on editorial rather than Loveness.

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It's not what you fear it is

>Cuts himself shaving when there is nothing there to shave

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adorable

>For years
Huh, so it's been that long in-universe?
Also, good on Gamora to be suspicious, he could be a Skrull.

When did Sam's mom get a corpse moved into the house

>You suck. Everyone thinks so. Especially me. We talk about it all the time.
Poor Sam

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Why is this Sam so fun to read?

>Marvel
>good
lol fuck off, shill

Damn you brain. I thought it was Gamora/Sam SS for a moment there.

This gives me Peter Parker vibes for some reason. Loveness takes on teens is charming, even the Champions were cute in this.

>Live in MU
>See green woman on the street
>Try and mug her
These aren't very smart muggers

>#4

Did they reboot Nova again? For fuck's sake.

Sam has more game than Peter had at his age

Well, there was an 8-month timeskip after Secret Wars, and from ANAD to NOW 2.0 there's at least 4 months there. So that's a year since Secret Wars, and the gap between Thanos Imperative and Secret Wars should have been at least a year.

>reboot
Not the word you're looking for.

Because he's a dork

Because for once he's written by a good writer, this run is the first time Sam himself has been entertaining

That's some pretty subtle commentary, not in-your-face like most of the times Marvel does it.

Peter had Betty and Liz chasing after his dick when he was Sam's age.

Sam is more like Peter Parker than Marvel wants Miles to be.

And that's why Sam's going to die during "Generations", scripted by Brian Michael Bendis.

So that's almost definitely his mum's razor right?

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Hobo killing is a problem, some police near my area caught a hobo killer by dressing up a mannequin.

They really need to come to an agreement as to what the fuck Gamora is supposed to be wearing, she keeps bouncing around from mass effect armor to synergy clothes , to whatever the hell she's been wearing in her solo.

And who cares??

>That last panel

Looks like rule34

>Nose ring

I think I looked over this page three times before noticing.

Never underestimate what a good writer who injects an actual personality into a character can accomplish. In a slightly better world Loveness would take over Champions, too.

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Sam sealed the deal here

Agreed, I wish they brought her classic outfit back.

The sad thing is I can't tell if you're being facetious or not.

I'm a huge Scarlet Spider Benfag. Nova was the book I looked to the most these months.

Now Clone Conspiracy happened and I just feel numb reading this after all the NOTHIN' MATTERS, NOTHIN' DON'T EVER MATTER that story left me feeling as.

'thanks, slott" I guess.

I too miss the fishnets.

Will Sam make it to first base next time?

Some bug from the cancerverse leaked from Rich into his house in issue 2.

cockblocked by the cancerverse, damn

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Because now his awkwardness and suffering are charming rather than depressing.

>Vegas

Well that explains that.

Sam what happen to your punk gf?

"Un demonico" is not a spanish phrase. Demonico is an adjective. Demonio is a noun.
Who is the translator for this comic? every time they speak in spanish it has been wrong.

Oh, shit, thanks OP! I hadn't realised this was out today. You're a good guy/girl/gender-neutral entity!

This is so relatable. And funny. Holy fuck it's almost a crime that this book is selling so badly.

I actually like characters having multiple outfits.
That said I do vastly prefer the white armor to the movie style look, its just so violently bland.

I remember last issue she was randomly wearing Mickey Mouse gloves.

Maybe next time don't give the little girl to the bunch of superpower helmets.

>Sup Forums claims I have an embedded file, can't post the "next time teaser"
And that's that, hope you enjoyed.
Next time: NSFW Cancer

who's the granny?

Good books don't sell well, user. This shouldn't be news to you.

oshit

Anyway, here's the cover to next issue.
Hope you enjoyed.

This is Parker Luck-tier.

She was forgotten during Sean Ryan's run.
Actually, "forgotten" is the wrong word, he didn't read Sam's first run so he was unaware of her existence (and the fact Sam had already gotten Rich's helmet)

Nah, in this case it's a good thing. It lets us pretend that the shitty ass ANAD run doesn't exist and we can go straight from the okay Sam solo to this fantastic one.

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>They brought the floppy helmets back
I love Loveness now

Goddamn, I love Sam. He's a dumbass and a dork but he's a genuine hero.

They were fucking back in the day too, so why not?

holy shit

When is Rich going to remember that Namorita is stranded somewhere in deep space?

It's the MU
You can't be slowed down by the idea of green women.
You'd think she's prolly a mutant, and hey mutants are people too. People with wallets and money.

Really him trying to mug a green woman is a sign of how equal-minded this mugger is.

Ironic that Loeb's run started off with Gamora /ss/ teasing for us, and now this cover.

She was taken to Project Pegasus at the end of Thanos Imperative. She's on Earth

He didn't want to make the same mistakes his Mom did by dating a Gringo.

She had a negligible cameo sitting next to Sam in class in one issue, but that's it.

it's possible that her only power is being green though, you never know

As the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield says
"HEY EVERYONE. WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!"

>Sam mocks Cho behind his back

Actually, "demoniaco", spelled with an "a" is the adjective.

Maybe the "abuela" is a Spaniard from Zaragoza, and she speaks "maño", and that's why she says "demonico" instead of "demonio".

Ok, I know it's not the case, but it's fun.
Probably it was a mix of writer / editor / letterer faults.

Wait how is any of the CANCERVERSE still around?
They killed Mar Vell who was the source/conduit for it.
When he died the connection was severed and they all went away.

Not according to Bendis

Because Bendis referenced the fact that they were fucking so obviously that means that they aren't allowed to fuck anymore.

Fuck Bendis

The Original Sin tie-in for GotG retconned it that once Death returned to 616, the cancerverse went back to normal. All they did was seal off the fault.

I know Marvel Editors are becoming a meme but JESUS CHRIST THIS ACTUALLY HARMS THE POTENTIAL STORY.

Bendis doesn't seem to dislike Sam though

I remember reading an issue not so long ago in which Gamora was escaping from Carol. Anyone knows which book I'm talking about?

Yes, but Rich doesn't know that.

Ah good to know.

Nose ring. Sam is getting blown on the first date.

Bendis' GotG, it presumably takes place after this.

He doesn't even make it to first base

Holy crap, that's the theater I used to work at.

Jeez they're short

I take it you're from Arizona.

Don't worry, you can look forward to a punished edgelord Ben as an anti hero in his own book.

They're mexican.