Hello, I'm here to ruin your franchise

Hello, I'm here to ruin your franchise

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not so fast, Netflix
>unsheathes Narsil

How can the dullest franchise in the history of film franchises possibly be ruined?

this desu, this can only be an improvement

I-is that a hijab?

thats a girl

This is that afghan girl with the green eyes, try again m8

What the fuck is that.

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in4 dullposting

How are the seasons going to be called? I have some theories:

>Harry Potter and the muslim stone (which was the final hit that took the life of a muslim woman)
>Harry Potter and the gas chamber (funny considering Radcliffe is a kike, I wonder if the new actor is going to be one btw)
>Harry Potter and the minority prisoner (this time, Sirius Black is literally going to be BLACK, and he´s going to be innocent, like all black people in jail, right?)
>Harry Potter and the popes goblet (the all mighty church will strike again, that´s when Voldemort, aka the Patriarch, comes back to life, reviving the "patriarchy")
>Harry Potter and the orden or the British (aka Brexit)
>Harry Potter and the half blood numale (This time, there´s a new revelation, Snape is half black, or half sandnigger)
>Harry Potter and the deathly """"culture""" (The evil whites now reveal agains Hogwarts, the school of equality and free speech, except if you´re white of course; it´s the final battle, Hogwarts won, but in the bottom, we wish it wouldn´t)

wtf is this shit lads. I've spent an hour googling Netlfix Harry Potter and nothings coming up

post bimbo versions

fuggn rollin

xD

rolling for femdom slytherin pls

nice try but that was unfunny as fuck

Rollin for HuffleHerm

So how long till we get reboots of stuff from 2010?

WIN

This year


Spiderman

my runner up prize, that'll do

roll for best gril (raven)

Well, make me laugh then, user (really, I´m bored )

>an actual 13 year old trying to fit in this hard

Please apologize for this. This is not what our community is all about.

quick someone post the pasta

Is this just a shop of something else? Why the fuck is he wearing a hijab?

The Netflix seal of trash.

inb4 aragorn is a nigger and arwen gets BLACKED

You can't ruin something that's already so awful. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

The OP pic is fake but it absolutely owuldn't surprise me if we got a TV series for one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

fucking what

13 year olds can be funny.

That just wasn't.

Rollan

atlas shrugged sucks, ulysses should be higher, and where is blood meridian?

lul

got me

you people are getting sloppy.

avatar is a trash movie

Giv pussy

>implying i ever gave a shit about harry potter
ha

fake news, it's a shop by some tumblr cunt

0/10 kiddo, hope that didn't take too long

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original pic third line, third from the left

By showing Dumbledore ass raping young students?

>with 1,500 minute you are could spend it watching old, boring trash
Well done, Quentin, well done, Question... HOWEVER

llet'sgoooooooo

rolling

roll for Ravenclaw

So I should only take other peoples word on what is good and bad?

thanks for dullest hermiona...

reminder that people who participate in "rolls" are pathetic little cuckolds

Gimme that Hufflemuff

Yee

That's not really possible when the franchise is dogshit to begin with

gibs redhead gf.

Gib evil Slytherin gf

House choice isn't influenced by hair color you stupid idiot.

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>>Harry Potter and the gas chamber
>>Harry Potter and the minority prisoner (this time, Sirius Black is literally going to be BLACK)
that part was kind of ok, the rest is trying too hard

Is this reddit?

>UH SO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO EVERYTHING EVERYONE TELLS ME?! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING???
Fuck you retard

the new movies already implied that he raped newt, though

Harry Potter is trash anyway, who cares. I've yet to find someone who enjoys it and isn't a Stacy in her teens/early 20's.

its a shoop you retard

>Harry Potter and the merchants stone
>Harry Potter and the prisoner of Ashkenazi descent
>Harry Potter and the half blood goy

gimme qt ravenclaw

i like it

>Harry Potter Cinematic Universe™
>Lord of The Rings Cinematic Universe™
>Star Wars Cinematic Universe™
>WB's MonsterVerse ®
>Marvel Cinematic Universe™
>DC Comics Cinematic Universe™
>Ghostbuster's Cinematic Universe™
>Transformers Cinematic Universe™
>21 Jump StreetVerse ®
>LEGO Toys Cinematic Universe™

Will this bullshit ever end? Aren't people getting tired of it?

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If you didn't laugh at this, you're r*ddit.

t-roll

hufflepuff or slytherin.
Rest into the trash!

Roll.

ROLLLLL

Harry Potter and the veins of Progeria

I'll cry when this actually happens.

>roll image was deleted
Good, shit ruins threads.

KEK

u mad because u got the shitties one

This is some great new pasta, thanks.

This is so unfunny that it becomes funny

I was waiting for it

Shitposting aside, I think that's a cool version of the lightning scar